Dmitri Simakov

Defensive Midfielder - Valencia
5 Aug 2043
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Dmitri Simakov

862 Edition

The Valencia Herald

2 Feb 2043
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Valencia boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Valencia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Match

No end in sight to Valencia's wait for a win

8 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Valencia has to find a result from somewhere.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Valencia

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Efthymios Nikolaou hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valencia can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Ryan Janssen scores twice — 8.17

Two goals and a mark of 8.17 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Riccardo Giacalone

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valencia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
845 Edition

The Valencia Herald

6 Oct 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Luken Beitia damages knee ligaments — 79 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 79 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Valencia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Valencia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

A fracture rules Dmitri Simakov out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valencia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sergio Martín says Valencia went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valencia find a way past Racing Santander

Racing Santander made Valencia work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ryan Janssen

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.05, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aimar Vargas

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

844 Edition

The Valencia Herald

29 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Luken Beitia damages knee ligaments — 86 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 86 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Dmitri Simakov out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Valencia will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Jeremías Chavero yet — 7.96

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Jeremías Chavero’s goal not enough for Valencia

Jeremías Chavero scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Real Madrid, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

No hiding place for Riccardo Giacalone

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Riccardo Giacalone, and the manager let it.

In brief

843 Edition

The Valencia Herald

22 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

93 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Valencia leave it late against Gijón

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 86th, and Gijón spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 33 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 33 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Riccardo Giacalone

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Valencia — 7.84

1 for Víctor Martínez, marked 7.84, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Víctor Martínez the difference as Valencia beat Gijón

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Víctor Martínez. 3‑2 against Gijón, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

Valencia supporters have found a favourite in Aimar Vargas

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Aimar Vargas has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Lucas Fernández

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

842 Edition

The Valencia Herald

15 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

100 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 40 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 40 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Hélder Faria asks to leave Valencia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Ibai Ferrer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valencia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Eyes on Aimar Vargas again

The phone has started ringing about Aimar Vargas again, and this time the name on the line is Leganés. Valencia are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Efthymios Nikolaou is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valencia against Sevilla

0‑1 to Sevilla, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ryan Janssen

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

841 Edition

The Valencia Herald

8 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

107 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Valencia run riot against Albacete

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Boardroom

Valencia spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 47 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 47 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Valencia

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Player ratings

Leo Díaz scores twice — 8.31

Two goals and a mark of 8.31 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Eli Junior Kroupi yet — 8.38

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.38 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Eli Junior Kroupi and Valencia agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

840 Edition

The Valencia Herald

1 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Valencia leaking at the back

11 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Match

Málaga punish Valencia for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Ryan Janssen will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Valencia escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 54 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 54 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Riccardo Giacalone keeps Valencia in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Eli Junior Kroupi, 36, rolls back the years — 7.86

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.86 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Aimar Vargas wants more than Valencia are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

The Aimar Vargas conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Osasuna will make the call about Aimar Vargas this week. Valencia have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

839 Edition

The Valencia Herald

25 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

121 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Valencia leaking at the back

10 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 61 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 61 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Jeremías Chavero, 36, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aimar Vargas

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Aimar Peña is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

A bad afternoon for Valencia against Athletic Bilbao

1‑2 to Athletic Bilbao, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

The Eli Junior Kroupi question follows Valencia around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Eli Junior Kroupi’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

838 Edition

The Valencia Herald

18 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

128 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cruel end for Alavés as Valencia pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Valencia scored in the 90th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 68 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 68 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Valencia

9 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Market

Valencia turn down Zaragoza for Sergio Martín

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Ibai Ferrer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valencia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ivo Rieder keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valencia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Valencia find a way past Alavés

Alavés made Valencia work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

837 Edition

The Valencia Herald

11 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

135 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Valencia

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Valencia turn down Espanyol for Aimar Vargas

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Efthymios Nikolaou at Valencia

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Efthymios Nikolaou is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

836 Edition

The Valencia Herald

4 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

142 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Valencia can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 82 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 82 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The Valencia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

15 seasons of Cristian Sosa

108 appearances across 15 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Valencia know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

835 Edition

The Valencia Herald

28 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

149 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 89 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 89 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

834 Edition

The Valencia Herald

21 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

156 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 96 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 96 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Valencia say no — this time

The offer from Zaragoza for Sergio Martín was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Ibai Ferrer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Valencia is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Patrick Sabitzer is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

833 Edition

The Valencia Herald

14 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

163 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Valencia

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 103 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 103 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Aimar Vargas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valencia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Ondřej Prodělal: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valencia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

832 Edition

The Valencia Herald

7 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Luken Beitia

170 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Valencia lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Valencia put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 110 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 110 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The Valencia board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Ibai Ferrer asks to leave Valencia

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Valencia

Eli Junior Kroupi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Leo Díaz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Leo Díaz and Valencia agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Jeremías Chavero wants more than Valencia are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Market

Valencia say no — this time

The offer from Sevilla for Markel Ramos was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

831 Edition

The Valencia Herald

30 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kristian Svensson damages knee ligaments — 74 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 74 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 117 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 117 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Rayo Vallecano come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valencia did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

830 Edition

The Valencia Herald

23 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kristian Svensson damages knee ligaments — 81 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 81 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Dmitri Simakov breaks a bone — 124 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 124 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Mirandés come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Valencia did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Kristian Svensson hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Valencia can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Ibai Ferrer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Valencia they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Kristian Svensson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Valencia have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

807 Edition

The Valencia Herald

13 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Valencia turn down Benfica for Manuel Medina

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Jeremías Chavero, 35, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Leo Díaz

24 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manuel Medina

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ryan Janssen in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Sergio Martín stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Sergio Martín and Valencia agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Jeremías Chavero sends Valencia past Athletic Bilbao

It finished 1‑0, and it was Jeremías Chavero’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Valencia.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Dmitri Simakov

Defensive actions: 19. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

800 Edition

The Valencia Herald

25 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Lekso Otinashvili keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Valencia may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Dmitri Simakov goes up and wins it — 7.99

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.99 for the rest of it.

Squad

Eli Junior Kroupi in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Valencia this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Dmitri Simakov the difference as Valencia beat Real Madrid

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Dmitri Simakov. 2‑1 against Real Madrid, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Ryan Janssen

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Leo Díaz

Marked 8.20 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Valencia training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lekso Otinashvili is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Manuel Medina

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

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The Pedro Cabrera story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Pedro Cabrera signs something — a contract at Valencia or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

  • Boardroom The Valencia production line keeps running
  • Boardroom Valencia answer back
  • The terraces The stand has a song for Leo Díaz