Patrick Hateboer

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9 Dec 2040
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Process

Marked for Patrick Hateboer

749 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

3 Dec 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Los Angeles Football Club count the cost of losing Patrick Hateboer

38 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mateo Scheffer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Mateo Scheffer and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
747 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Olger Escobar: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Patrick Hateboer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

745 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Connor Pulisic damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Michael Dest: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Los Angeles Football Club count the cost of losing Patrick Hateboer

66 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

In brief

743 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrick Hateboer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Donavan Phillip was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

739 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrick Hateboer asks to leave Los Angeles Football Club

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ezequiel Vidal González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Dean Boltz

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dean Boltz, and the manager let it.

Squad

A promise honoured for Todor Mihaylov

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Los Angeles Football Club told Todor Mihaylov something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Josh McKennie

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

737 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

10 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Cruel end for Sporting Kansas City as Los Angeles Football Club pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Los Angeles Football Club scored in the 91th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

A brace, and Todor Mihaylov takes the afternoon — 8.27

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Todor Mihaylov provided it, and the 8.27 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Todor Mihaylov sends Los Angeles Football Club past Sporting Kansas City

It finished 2‑1, and it was Todor Mihaylov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Los Angeles Football Club.

Squad

Todor Mihaylov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Todor Mihaylov commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 3 years.

In brief

735 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Donavan Phillip is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Luca Johnson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Luca Johnson and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

734 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

20 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Hateboer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

João Assunção, 36, rolls back the years — 8.11

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.11 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Josh McKennie keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Ezequiel Vidal González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edwin Cerrillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off FC Dallas

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 1‑0 the final word against FC Dallas in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

730 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

23 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrick Hateboer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Los Angeles Football Club can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Olger Escobar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Donavan Phillip — 6.84

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 6.84, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Seattle Sounders

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 1‑0 the final word against Seattle Sounders in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Donavan Phillip is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

726 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Hateboer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Los Angeles Football Club, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

7 matches without a win for Los Angeles Football Club

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Los Angeles Football Club are no longer polite ones.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from DeAndre Moore

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ezequiel Vidal González gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Donavan Phillip is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Edwin Cerrillo

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer shuts the door

Defensive actions: 15, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Match

Point won or two lost for Los Angeles Football Club?

Ninety minutes, no goals, and the argument started before the car park emptied: a point gained, or two thrown away against LA Galaxy? Both sides of it will still be going on Thursday.

In brief

724 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

11 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cabral Carter keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for Los Angeles Football Club

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Olger Escobar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Donavan Phillip rescues a point for Los Angeles Football Club

It needed Donavan Phillip to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Vancouver Whitecaps, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

719 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

7 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

13 seasons of João Assunção

205 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Los Angeles Football Club know what they have.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Ezequiel Vidal González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edwin Cerrillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Mateo Scheffer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mateo Scheffer and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club get the job done against FC Dallas

A 1‑0 win over FC Dallas, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Patrick Hateboer

18 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

716 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

16 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Olger Escobar

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Humberto Montañez signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Humberto Montañez commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 1 years.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club share the spoils with Minnesota United FC

A 1‑1 draw with Minnesota United FC leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ezequiel Vidal González

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Off the bench and decisive: Dean Boltz

The substitution nobody applauded turned out to be the whole story. Los Angeles Football Club were going nowhere until he came on.

Market

Connor Davis placed on the list

Los Angeles Football Club have made Connor Davis available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

715 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

9 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The cup run ends for Los Angeles Football Club

0‑2 against St. Louis CITY SC, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from DeAndre Moore

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Los Angeles Football Club

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Patrick Hateboer and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edwin Cerrillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

CJ Fodrey was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Josh McKennie ran the middle of the pitch — 6.62

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 11 combined actions and a mark of 6.62, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Patrick Hateboer

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club draw a blank against Seattle Sounders

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Seattle Sounders defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

In brief

711 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

10 unbeaten for Los Angeles Football Club

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Los Angeles Football Club did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Ezequiel Vidal González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club get the job done against LA Galaxy

A 1‑0 win over LA Galaxy, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Donavan Phillip falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Dean Boltz

7.74, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Los Angeles Football Club had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Olger Escobar

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Michael Dest signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Michael Dest and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 4 years.

Squad

Donavan Phillip dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Patrick Hateboer

Defensive actions: 14. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

687 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

26 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

7 unbeaten for Los Angeles Football Club

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Los Angeles Football Club did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Dean Boltz

A mark of 7.59, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club and Vancouver Whitecaps take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Todor Mihaylov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Stephen Ramos has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Felipe Fernández runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 9. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The spotlight tightens on Cabral Carter

Every touch is being weighed now, in print and everywhere else. Some players grow into that and some are quietly ruined by it, and nobody knows which in advance.

In brief

685 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

12 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ezequiel Vidal González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Olger Escobar

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Olger Escobar, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Stephen Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Patrick Hateboer

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 15 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Molik Khan has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

684 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

5 Sep 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Ezequiel Vidal González wins it after the whistle should have gone

93 minutes played. Ezequiel Vidal González found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Austin FC went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Squad

DeAndre Moore keeps Los Angeles Football Club in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Olger Escobar, 33, rolls back the years — 8.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.08 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Edwin Cerrillo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club find a way past Austin FC

Austin FC made Los Angeles Football Club work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

João Assunção signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” João Assunção and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Ezequiel Vidal González at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Los Angeles Football Club.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Hateboer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A long bet from Los Angeles Football Club on Adam McKennie

He is 19, and nobody at Los Angeles Football Club signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

683 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

29 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mathieu Choinière: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from DeAndre Moore

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Ezequiel Vidal González in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

682 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Felipe Fernández says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edwin Cerrillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Donavan Phillip in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Olger Escobar sends Los Angeles Football Club past FC Dallas

It finished 1‑0, and it was Olger Escobar’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Los Angeles Football Club.

Player ratings

Olger Escobar stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.97 on the card, and the Los Angeles Football Club support went home talking about one name.

Squad

Kevin Guardado stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Kevin Guardado and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Stephen Ramos

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Edwin Cerrillo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 11, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club pick up Tyler Sargent for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Tyler Sargent arrives at Los Angeles Football Club with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

678 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

25 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Still nobody has beaten Los Angeles Football Club

The unbeaten run reaches 8. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Edwin Cerrillo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Olger Escobar runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Los Angeles Football Club lose Daniel Tillman

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Hateboer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

No hiding place for CJ Fodrey

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to CJ Fodrey, and the manager let it.

In brief

672 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

13 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brenden Aaronson damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Edwin Cerrillo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Patrick Hateboer is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Molik Khan did the work nobody counts — 6.60

9 combined actions and 6.60. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

Squad

Óscar Soto signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Óscar Soto commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Stephen Ramos runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

670 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

30 May 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Brenden Aaronson damages knee ligaments — 44 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 44 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Donavan Phillip's — 8.94

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.94, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Ezequiel Vidal González was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Los Angeles Football Club and Sporting Kansas City in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club see off Sporting Kansas City

Three points for Los Angeles Football Club, 4‑2 the final word against Sporting Kansas City in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Patrick Hateboer for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Los Angeles Football Club will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

In brief

668 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

16 May 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brenden Aaronson damages knee ligaments — 58 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 58 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with San Diego Football Club the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Los Angeles Football Club will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

João Assunção, 35, rolls back the years — 7.80

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.80 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Edwin Cerrillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Patrick Hateboer and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Donavan Phillip in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club share the spoils with San Diego Football Club

A 2‑2 draw with San Diego Football Club leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ezequiel Vidal González

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

The Los Angeles Football Club production line keeps running

149 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

666 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

2 May 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Brenden Aaronson damages knee ligaments — 72 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 72 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

João Assunção has been here 12 seasons

177 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Donavan Phillip, 34, rolls back the years — 8.21

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.21 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Edwin Cerrillo signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Edwin Cerrillo and Los Angeles Football Club agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

Edwin Cerrillo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Olger Escobar

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club find a way past San Jose Earthquakes

San Jose Earthquakes made Los Angeles Football Club work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer shuts the door

Defensive actions: 18, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Player ratings

João Assunção was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief