Steven Phillips

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Bodo/Glimt
20 Sep 2038
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The Bodo/Glimt Courier

23 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Magnus Bech Riisnæs breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Bodo/Glimt taken apart

0‑4 to Odd, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Cássio Acosta

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Gabriel Delfim hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bodo/Glimt can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Magnus Bech Riisnæs in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bodo/Glimt this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Luka Vrbančić falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

138% of the income goes out in wages at Bodo/Glimt

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Bodo/Glimt

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Bodo/Glimt

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

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The Bodo/Glimt Courier

12 Apr 2038
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

A brace, and Luka Vrbančić takes the afternoon — 10.00

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luka Vrbančić provided it, and the 10.00 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them Calvin Ramsay's — 9.02

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.02, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Bodo/Glimt

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

The Mjondalen deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Jakob Vester reports back to Bodo/Glimt with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Market

Magnus Bech Riisnæs wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Bodo/Glimt hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at Bodo/Glimt

Håkon Evjen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Iver Jacobsen has agreed to leave Bodo/Glimt for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Market

Only the photograph left for Iver Jacobsen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Iver Jacobsen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Bodo/Glimt the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Daniel Bassi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

572 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Beñat Prados breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jephthah Medine

116 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. West Ham United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the West Ham United dugout

42 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Harry Gray falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Josh Stephenson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Matthew Litherland wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at West Ham United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Boardroom

West Ham United beat the market to Logan Edmundson from Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Logan Edmundson has pre-agreed a move to West Ham United, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

The Harry Gray question follows West Ham United around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Harry Gray’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

West Ham United pick up Iván Martín for nothing

The best deals are the ones the accountants never notice. Iván Martín arrives at West Ham United with his wages the only cost and something to prove the only clause.

In brief

554 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for West Ham United

A 0‑3 beating by Manchester United was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules Tyrone Omotoye out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason West Ham United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mads Hermansen

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lorenzo Russo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lorenzo Russo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around West Ham United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at West Ham United

Day 36 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

Freddie Simmonds in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at West Ham United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Harry Gray falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Nobody left the West Ham United dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Player ratings

Harry Gray could have had three

11 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief

550 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

9 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Lanre Awesu damages knee ligaments — 34 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 34 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tyrone Omotoye breaks a bone — 75 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 75 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Peter Watson says West Ham United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Lorenzo Russo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at West Ham United is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at West Ham United

Freddie Simmonds was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the West Ham United dugout

8 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for West Ham United

4 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

A bad afternoon for West Ham United against Aston Villa

0‑2 to Aston Villa, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Pablo Felipe keeps on missing

Shots: 15, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

538 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

17 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Pietro Passador keeps West Ham United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Sam Greenwood yet — 8.05

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Remember the name: Adam Ward

He is 21, he is averaging 7.12, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Tempers go at West Ham United

Freddie Simmonds was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at West Ham United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harry Gray is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Peter Phillips

Marked 8.51 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Sam Greenwood rescues a point for West Ham United

It needed Sam Greenwood to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Liverpool, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

The Harry Gray story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Harry Gray signs something — a contract at West Ham United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adam Ward

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

536 Edition

The West Ham United Courier

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mads Hermansen keeps West Ham United in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the West Ham United boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Curtis Jones wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at West Ham United hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Beñat Prados signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Beñat Prados commits to West Ham United for another 1 years.

Market

Hamza Ramani has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around West Ham United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at West Ham United

Freddie Simmonds was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at West Ham United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Harry Gray is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Harry Gray

Marked 9.05 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

West Ham United find a way past Newcastle United

Newcastle United made West Ham United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief