Patrick Mabouka

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Free Agent
12 Sep 2032
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Mabouka

309 Edition

The Stade Renard de Melong Chronicle

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Ekandjoum damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Samuel Handy

Stade Renard de Melong and Victoria United have settled on $690.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Stade Renard de Melong

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Stade Renard de Melong is running low.

Market

Pierre Onguene asks to leave Stade Renard de Melong

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stade Renard de Melong

Moustapha Bissene and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Aigle Royal de la Menoua tell Stade Renard de Melong: Maurice Beboum is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

Fabrice Kunde frozen out at Stade Renard de Melong

This is not rotation. Fabrice Kunde has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Stade Renard de Melong is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Desire Onguene gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Desire Onguene is on it.

Market

The Sidoine Koularambai story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Sidoine Koularambai signs something — a contract at Stade Renard de Melong or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

Back issues
306 Edition

The Stade Renard de Melong Chronicle

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Patrick Ekandjoum

55 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Stade Renard de Melong lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Patrick Mabouka hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Renard de Melong can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Marcel Fobang due for a Stade Renard de Melong medical

Everything agreed with Panthere du Nde, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

The dugout

Emmanuel Ntcham frozen out at Stade Renard de Melong

This is not rotation. Emmanuel Ntcham has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Stade Renard de Melong is pretending otherwise.

Squad

Yannick M'Boné signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Yannick M'Boné and Stade Renard de Melong agree another 1 years.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Yanis Messaoudi

Stade Renard de Melong asked and Panthere du Nde said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Transfer targets

Stade Renard de Melong ask about Tochukwu Ogbadibo

A loan enquiry to Colombe du Dja et Lobo: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

The dugout

Emmanuel Ntcham asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

Stade Renard de Melong can sign again

The window is open, and with it the only month of the year when a supporter’s hopes are limited by nothing but arithmetic. The board know the arithmetic; the supporters know the hopes.

In brief

303 Edition

The Stade Renard de Melong Chronicle

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Ekandjoum damages knee ligaments — 77 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 77 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Moustapha Bissene in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Renard de Melong this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Patrick Mabouka signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Mabouka commits to Stade Renard de Melong for another 3 years.

The dugout

Sidoine Koularambai has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stade Renard de Melong will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Moustapha Bissene linked with a move away

The name of Moustapha Bissene keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Stade Renard de Melong say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Desire Onguene knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stade Renard de Melong, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

296 Edition

The Stade Renard de Melong Chronicle

29 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Ekandjoum damages knee ligaments — 131 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 131 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The terraces

Anger at Stade Renard de Melong spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Every point is an argument now for Stade Renard de Melong

Position 14 and 15 points, and the table gets read bottom-up in this part of town. The calendar has stopped being a schedule and started being a countdown.

Market

Karl Moukandjo asks to leave Stade Renard de Melong

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Renard de Melong

Moustapha Bissene was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Stephane Ntcham has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Stade Renard de Melong will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fabrice Kunde

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Yannick M'Boné knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stade Renard de Melong, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

The Stade Renard de Melong academy earns its keep

51 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief

251 Edition

The Stade Renard de Melong Chronicle

19 May 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Christian Mbia out for 14 days

14 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Stade Renard de Melong lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Words exchanged at Stade Renard de Melong

Moustapha Bissene and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Franck Ntsague falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Patrick Mabouka stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Patrick Mabouka and Stade Renard de Melong agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Patrick Mabouka

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Stephane Ntcham plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief