Ryan Babel

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Marked for Ryan Babel

745 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Boardroom

Yenisey spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Squad

A fracture rules Vitaliy Obukhov out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Yenisey will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Yenisey

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Ryan Babel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The run at home goes on for Yenisey

14 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Aljaž Zalaznik yet — 8.05

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.05 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Boardroom

An order from above at Yenisey: somebody has to go

Balance sheets do not care about form or about who the manager was planning to build around. The board have decided a sale is required, and the only question left is which name ends up carrying it.

Squad

Aljaž Zalaznik stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Aljaž Zalaznik and Yenisey agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Boardroom

$460.8K of the owner's money at Yenisey

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

Back issues
744 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Vitaliy Obukhov out for 46 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Yenisey will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Yenisey are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 29 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Memphis De Roon is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Yenisey is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rostislav Fokin asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Zsombor Liziczay was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Baltika take the points off Yenisey

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexandr Sandrachuk

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Afonso Pacheco

Successful dribbles: 18. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Loan watch

Pierre Bourgeois has seen enough of Shinnik

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Yenisey, and 4 appearances in 18 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

743 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Yenisey run riot against Dinamo Makhachkala

5‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A fracture rules Vitaliy Obukhov out for 53 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Yenisey will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Alexandr Sandrachuk: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Yenisey have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

3 goals for Afonso Pacheco

The match ball belongs to Afonso Pacheco, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

Nobody wants to play Yenisey right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

The run at home goes on for Yenisey

13 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Player ratings

Valentín Escalante, 36, rolls back the years — 8.14

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.14 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Denis Widmer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Yenisey, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Ryan Babel goes up and wins it — 7.92

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.92 for the rest of it.

In brief

740 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

1 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Yenisey up to position 3

20 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Player ratings

Valentín Escalante, 36, rolls back the years — 7.89

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.89 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Only the photograph left for Memphis De Roon

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Memphis De Roon will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Yenisey the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Yenisey make home a hard place to visit

10 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Aljaž Zalaznik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Kristiyan Borisov for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Yenisey will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Nikita Bogatyrev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Yenisey find a way past Ural

Ural made Yenisey work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Loan watch

Pierre Bourgeois counts the days

“I watch every Yenisey game from here. That says everything about where my head is.” The loan at Shinnik runs its course, but his heart never made the trip.

In brief

739 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Vitaliy Obukhov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Denis Widmer asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Bogatyrev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

The goals have deserted Yenisey

3 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Yenisey can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

No hiding place for Valentín Escalante

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Valentín Escalante, and the manager let it.

Match

A bad afternoon for Yenisey against Rubin

0‑1 to Rubin, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Imran Aznaurov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Valentino Wimmer

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Still no signature from Valentino Wimmer

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Yenisey could get for him.

In brief

738 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

17 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Yenisey do not lose

14 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Zsombor Liziczay

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Afonso Pacheco asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

The run at home goes on for Yenisey

9 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Vitaliy Obukhov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Daniel Coman gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Imran Aznaurov falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

No goals between Yenisey and Sokol

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Sokol will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Afonso Pacheco

Successful dribbles: 10. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

737 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

10 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

13 unbeaten for Yenisey

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 13 matches without defeat is a foundation Yenisey did not have in the autumn.

Market

Memphis De Roon asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Matvey Kholin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Zsombor Liziczay in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Bogatyrev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Yenisey

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Akhmed Davudov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Afonso Pacheco runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Yenisey debt reaches $35.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

734 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

20 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kristiyan Borisov says Yenisey went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

10 unbeaten for Yenisey

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 10 matches without defeat is a foundation Yenisey did not have in the autumn.

Market

Afonso Pacheco hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Aljaž Zalaznik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Rostislav Fokin gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Rostislav Fokin has just signed for Yenisey, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Nikita Bogatyrev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Ryan Babel

A mark of 7.45, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Yenisey sign Rostislav Fokin, one for the future

Rostislav Fokin is 19, and Yenisey have signed him for the player he will be rather than the one he is. The first team can wait; the point of a deal like this is the years it buys.

Match

No goals between Yenisey and KAMAZ

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. KAMAZ will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

733 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

13 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Yenisey tear Akhmat apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Akhmat, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Valentino Wimmer's — 8.51

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.51, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Ryan Babel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Aljaž Zalaznik yet — 7.92

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.92 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

9 unbeaten for Yenisey

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Yenisey did not have in the autumn.

Market

Yenisey say no — this time

The offer from Shinnik for Memphis De Roon was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Samuel Suslov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Yenisey is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Nikita Bogatyrev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Kristiyan Borisov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

731 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

30 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Denis Widmer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Yenisey, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ciprian Stanciu says Yenisey went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Yenisey turn down Krasnodar for Samuel Suslov

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

7 unbeaten for Yenisey

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Yenisey did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Nikita Bogatyrev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Dmitry Yakovlev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Loan watch

Pierre Bourgeois has seen enough of Shinnik

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Yenisey, and 1 appearances in 5 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Yenisey

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

Match

Yenisey and Fakel cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Fakel came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

In brief

727 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

2 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniel Coman damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Yenisey

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Afonso Pacheco keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Valentín Escalante stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Valentín Escalante and Yenisey agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Aljaž Zalaznik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $722.8K into Yenisey

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Intake day at the Yenisey academy

5 arrivals, an average age nobody would call a squad, and a set of parents being shown around a building their sons will spend more time in than at home. The scouting has already happened; today is only the paperwork.

Market

Zsombor Liziczay placed on the list

Yenisey have made Zsombor Liziczay available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

Market

Talks stall between Yenisey and Memphis De Roon

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

724 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

11 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Denis Widmer asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Bogatyrev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Yenisey

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Yenisey debt reaches $36.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages eat 103% of everything Yenisey earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

Dmitry Yakovlev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ryan Babel has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Yenisey will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Afonso Pacheco asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Yenisey production line keeps running

100 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

723 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

4 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ryan Babel hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Yenisey boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Zsombor Liziczay was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $781.2K into Yenisey

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Yenisey lose Valentino Leone

27 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

When it matters, Zsombor Liziczay plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

722 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

28 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexander Berg

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexander Berg will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Yenisey the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Aljaž Zalaznik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Bogatyrev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

720 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

14 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Aljaž Zalaznik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Yenisey

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Yenisey debt reaches $37.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages eat 113% of everything Yenisey earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Talks stall between Yenisey and Valentino Wimmer

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Vincent Marty

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Imran Aznaurov is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ryan Babel has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Yenisey will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Loan watch

Zsombor Liziczay has made Nizhniy Novgorod’s shirt his own

30 starts now, an average of 7.25, and the team sheet at Nizhniy Novgorod has stopped being a question. Exactly what everybody signed up for.

In brief

710 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

5 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Yenisey tear Volga apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Volga, and it could have been more.

Squad

Cristian Aguilar breaks a bone — 59 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 59 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Radinio Balker keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Pierre Roux puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Yenisey, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Ryan Babel delivers — 7.79

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Ryan Babel scored, was marked 7.79, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexander Berg

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexander Berg will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Yenisey the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alexandr Sandrachuk signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Alexandr Sandrachuk commits to Yenisey for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Vincent Marty

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

$833.9K of the owner's money at Yenisey

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

708 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

20 Feb 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cristian Aguilar breaks a bone — 73 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 73 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Matvey Kholin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Yenisey have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Ryan Babel asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Alexander Berg keeps Yenisey in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Aljaž Zalaznik yet — 8.09

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.09 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Aljaž Zalaznik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Shinnik watching Pierre Bourgeois

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Yenisey have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Match

Yenisey and Baltika take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

Pierre Bourgeois told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Pierre Bourgeois has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Yenisey.

In brief

705 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

30 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Cristian Aguilar breaks a bone — 94 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 94 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Pierre Roux asks to leave Yenisey

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dávid Krčík

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Kristiyan Borisov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Atef El Hakim is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Yenisey has been clear about where Atef El Hakim stands, which is more than many ever get.

Match

Yenisey find a way past Akron

Akron made Yenisey work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ryan Babel was immovable

17 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Yenisey pick somebody else ahead of Alexandr Sandrachuk

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Aljaž Zalaznik

Successful dribbles: 9. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

703 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

16 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Cristian Aguilar breaks a bone — 108 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 108 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Aljaž Zalaznik takes the afternoon — 8.44

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Aljaž Zalaznik provided it, and the 8.44 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

Marcel Arnautovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcel Arnautovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcel Arnautovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Yenisey the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Daniel Walter keeps Yenisey in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Nikita Bogatyrev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Yenisey get the job done against Rubin

A 2‑0 win over Rubin, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nikita Bogatyrev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Boardroom

Yenisey cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

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702 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

9 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Daniel Walter decides it from twelve yards

3 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Cup progress for Yenisey

A 0‑0 win over Zenit, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Cristian Aguilar breaks a bone — 115 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 115 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Memphis De Roon was immovable

31 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Alexander Berg: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Yenisey have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Alexander Berg has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Yenisey they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Joel Weghorst hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Grega Ovijač stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Grega Ovijač and Yenisey agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nikita Bogatyrev

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 20 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

698 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

12 Dec 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alexandr Sandrachuk keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Walter

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Alexander Berg has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Yenisey they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nikita Bogatyrev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Milan Dimitrijevic wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Yenisey know it.

Boardroom

Wages eat 131% of everything Yenisey earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Ryan Babel was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.14. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Still no ink between Yenisey and Dávid Krčík

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Yenisey, another week without a signature from Dávid Krčík.

Match

Honours even between Yenisey and KAMAZ

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

692 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

31 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Aljaž Zalaznik in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Atef El Hakim is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Yenisey get the job done against Chernomorets

A 1‑0 win over Chernomorets, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

One of those days for Ryan Babel

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.01, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Dávid Krčík shuts the door

Defensive actions: 16, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Afonso Pacheco

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

679 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

1 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Valentín Escalante scores twice — 8.70

Two goals and a mark of 8.70 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Only the photograph left for Marcel Arnautovic

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Marcel Arnautovic will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Yenisey the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Aljaž Zalaznik was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Yenisey training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Valentín Escalante is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Valentín Escalante the difference as Yenisey beat Nizhniy Novgorod

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Valentín Escalante. 2‑1 against Nizhniy Novgorod, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Dávid Krčík

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Dávid Krčík, and the manager let it.

Match

Yenisey keep winning on the road

3 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Yenisey

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

The Yenisey debt reaches $35.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief

664 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

18 Apr 2039
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Ryan Babel says Yenisey went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Yenisey

Mfon Rowland was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Valentín Escalante falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Dávid Krčík

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Still no ink between Yenisey and Uwe Otto

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Yenisey, another week without a signature from Uwe Otto.

Market

The clock does Gaël Delplanque’s negotiating for him

6 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Yenisey could ask drops and the wages Gaël Delplanque can ask rise.

In brief

658 Edition

The Yenisey Chronicle

7 Mar 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Yenisey

Volga will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Yenisey were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

Dávid Krčík keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Yenisey may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Yenisey boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Daniel Walter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Yenisey can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Alexander Berg

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Ryan Babel pops up at the right end — 7.95

7.95, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Afonso Pacheco — 7.64

Marked 7.64. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Squad

Mfon Rowland in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Yenisey this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A move Liubomyr Kuzyk would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Liubomyr Kuzyk is living that version at Yenisey, and it tends to show in the first month.

In brief