Alex Eguavoen

Striker - Free Agent
12 Oct 2031
Sunday
Process

Marked for Alex Eguavoen

233 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

13 Jan 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Remo Stars tear Barau apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 5‑1 against Barau, and it could have been more.

Market

Terms done: Hosea Michael is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kwara United waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Anthony Akpan at 17 — 9.90

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Anthony Akpan did not need any: 9.90, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Anthony Akpan takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

7 saves: Biola Sabitu was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 7 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

The dugout

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Market

Alex Eguavoen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Oyinlola Kayode keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from Barau for Alex Eguavoen was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

Back issues
230 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

23 Dec 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Ahmed Akinyele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonio Galeano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Samuel Anakwe gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Samuel Anakwe is on it.

Market

The Samuel Anakwe question follows Remo Stars around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Samuel Anakwe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Oladeji Joshua knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Remo Stars, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

226 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Nov 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Abdulateef Yusuff says Remo Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Ahmed Akinyele was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Antonio Galeano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Samuel Anakwe plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Stanley Joseph asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Bright Iwobi told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Bright Iwobi has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Remo Stars.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Gabriel Aribo

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Samuel Anakwe question follows Remo Stars around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Samuel Anakwe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

222 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

28 Oct 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Antonio Galeano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Hosea Michael

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Samuel Anakwe gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Samuel Anakwe is on it.

Squad

Hosea Michael has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Remo Stars will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Market

Taiwo Onyekuru told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Taiwo Onyekuru has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Remo Stars.

Market

The Samuel Anakwe question follows Remo Stars around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Samuel Anakwe’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Oyinlola Kayode knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Oyinlola Kayode trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

218 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

30 Sep 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Stanley Joseph asks to leave Remo Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Ahmed Akinyele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonio Galeano falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Oladeji Joshua told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Oladeji Joshua has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Remo Stars.

The dugout

Hosea Michael gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Samuel Anakwe gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Samuel Anakwe is on it.

Market

The Samuel Anakwe story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Samuel Anakwe signs something — a contract at Remo Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

“I want to play”: Bright Iwobi speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief

213 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

26 Aug 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Samuel Anakwe is carrying Remo Stars

33 goals and a season average of 7.64. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Remo Stars run riot against Bayelsa United

5‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

7 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Antonio Galeano takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Bassey Bassey asks to leave Remo Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Moses Nwakali at 18 — 7.85

The hardest thing about being 18 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Moses Nwakali did not need any: 7.85, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Oladeji Joshua arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. Oladeji Joshua has, at Remo Stars, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

The dugout

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The dugout

Stephen Okereke keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

In brief

208 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

22 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Chidozie Ndidi damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe is carrying Remo Stars

25 goals and a season average of 7.54. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Ikenna Benjamin agrees terms with Abia Warriors

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Shuaibu Umar hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Dennis Osimhen beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Alex Eguavoen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Moses Nwakali signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Moses Nwakali commits to Remo Stars for another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Cotonsport Garoua tell Remo Stars: Nor Maviram is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

207 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

15 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Chidozie Ndidi out for 74 days

74 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Remo Stars lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

10 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Match

Remo Stars bow out of the cup

Niger Tornadoes go through and Remo Stars go home, 0‑1 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.52 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Remo Stars are top

67 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Alex Eguavoen agrees terms with Kano Pillars

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Moses Nwakali hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Izuchuckwu Chimezie was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 29. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Remo Stars say no — this time

The offer from El-Kanemi Warriors for Hosea Michael was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

205 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

1 Jul 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Chidozie Ndidi

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Remo Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

9 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Samuel Anakwe

22 goals and a season average of 7.49 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Chukwuemeka Junior Eke puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

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The dugout

Oyinlola Kayode says Remo Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Gabriel Osho

Remo Stars asked and Mamelodi Sundowns said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Remo Stars find a way past Niger Tornadoes

Niger Tornadoes made Remo Stars work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

203 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

17 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Chidozie Ndidi damages knee ligaments — 102 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 102 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Remo Stars are top

58 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Market

Alex Eguavoen has said yes to Kano Pillars

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Remo Stars have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Remo Stars keep winning on the road

8 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

The dugout

Bright Iwobi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe is carrying Remo Stars

19 goals and a season average of 7.43. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Adebayo Okoye is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Chinedu Eze signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chinedu Eze and Remo Stars agree another 4 years.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

202 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

10 Jun 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Chidozie Ndidi damages knee ligaments — 109 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 109 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ikenna Benjamin agrees terms with Wikki Tourists

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Squad

Ahmed Akinyele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alhassan Yusuf

Remo Stars asked and Sparta Prague said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

No hiding place for Junaid Seedat

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Junaid Seedat, and the manager let it.

Market

Still no ink between Remo Stars and Junaid Seedat

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Remo Stars, another week without a signature from Junaid Seedat.

Player ratings

Bassey Bassey runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Transfer targets

Remo Stars ask about Shina Ayodele

A loan enquiry to Apollon: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Antonio Galeano

A mark of 7.47, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

In brief

199 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

20 May 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Remo Stars make home a hard place to visit

18 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Remo Stars tear Enyimba apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Enyimba, and it could have been more.

Match

The view from the top for Remo Stars

51 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Squad

Antonio Galeano is carrying Remo Stars

15 goals and a season average of 7.61. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Remo Stars make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Remo Stars have 4 straight wins of it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Antonio Galeano was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Remo Stars agree a free transfer for Waheed Adebayo

Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.

In brief

195 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

22 Apr 2030
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Remo Stars make home a hard place to visit

15 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Remo Stars are top

39 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Match

Nobody wants to play Remo Stars right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Samuel Anakwe

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Ahmed Akinyele and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonio Galeano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Remo Stars see off Kano Pillars

Three points for Remo Stars, 2‑0 the final word against Kano Pillars in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Antonio Galeano was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.36. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

191 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Mar 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Samson Olasupo leads the rout of Kun Khalifat

3‑0, and Samson Olasupo took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Remo Stars tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

Remo Stars refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 27 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

11 unbeaten for Remo Stars

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 11 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo Stars did not have in the autumn.

Player ratings

Ndidi Osayi-Samuel, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.97

A mark of 7.97 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Fortune Omoto puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Alex Eguavoen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Ahmed Akinyele and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonio Galeano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Hosea Michael

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 21 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

187 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

25 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Alex Eguavoen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

7 unbeaten for Remo Stars

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Remo Stars did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Samuel Anakwe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonio Galeano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Samuel Anakwe beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Antonio Galeano in the eights

A performance of 8.32 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Kenneth Sadiq signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kenneth Sadiq commits to Remo Stars for another 3 years.

Match

Remo Stars and Wikki Tourists take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Remo Stars

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

185 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

11 Feb 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Terms done: Olisa Onuachu is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Ashanti Gold waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

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Squad

A move Bassey Bassey would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Bassey Bassey is living that version at Remo Stars, and it tends to show in the first month.

Market

Remo Stars turn down Kano Pillars for Alex Eguavoen

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ikenna Benjamin

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ikenna Benjamin will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Antonio Galeano was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Osayi Obi signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Osayi Obi commits to Remo Stars for another 3 years.

Transfer targets

Remo Stars rebuffed over Godspower Akekoromowei

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. MSK Zilina have kept their man, and Remo Stars go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

183 Edition

The Remo Stars Herald

28 Jan 2030
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Remo Stars throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Rivers United the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Remo Stars will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Samuel Anakwe takes the afternoon — 8.62

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Samuel Anakwe provided it, and the 8.62 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Alex Eguavoen agrees terms with Kano Pillars

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Remo Stars people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Emmanuel Olisa turns Bendel Insurance down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Zayyad Musa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Adebayo Okoye keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ahmed Akinyele in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Remo Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonio Galeano is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Shuaibu Umar gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Shuaibu Umar has just signed for Remo Stars, and for once the answer mattered.

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Player ratings

Antonio Galeano beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 45. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

Calvin Osimhen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Remo Stars may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Lekan Malik puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Remo Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Terms done: Alex Eguavoen is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Warri Wolves waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

Antonio Galeano honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Remo Stars had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Liberty Professionals come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Remo Stars did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Boardroom

A new deal for Wilfred Ogunjobi

The board have signed the man in the dugout to a longer contract, which says more than any statement of support. Stability is easy to promise and costly to keep.

Boardroom

Remo Stars to lose Sanele Mhlangu for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Sanele Mhlangu has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words exchanged at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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The dugout

Stephen Okereke: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alex Eguavoen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alex Eguavoen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Remo Stars the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Stanley Joseph

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stanley Joseph, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Taiwo Adebayor is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

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Match

Remo Stars are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 77 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

Antonio Galeano honoured for the season

The kind of year that ends with a name being read out in a hall. Remo Stars had the benefit of it every week and now have the problem of everybody else knowing.

Market

Emmanuel Olisa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Remo Stars can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

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Alex Eguavoen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Remo Stars have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Emmanuel Olisa has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Remo Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Remo Stars

Stanley Joseph was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Remo Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ahmed Akinyele was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Biola Sabitu has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Remo Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

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The dugout

Jonathan Jacob says Remo Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Alex Eguavoen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Remo Stars is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

A falling-out at Remo Stars

Samuel Anakwe and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Remo Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ahmed Akinyele is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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No hiding place for Ibrahim Madu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ibrahim Madu, and the manager let it.

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