Patrick Böhm

Left Forward - VfL Wolfsburg
4 Aug 2043
Tuesday
Process

Marked for Patrick Böhm

877 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

18 May 2043
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Frank Schulze out for 79 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason VfL Wolfsburg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Patrick Böhm says VfL Wolfsburg went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at VfL Wolfsburg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Lazar Jovanović is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

Back issues
874 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

27 Apr 2043
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at VfL Wolfsburg has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Frank Schulze out for 100 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason VfL Wolfsburg will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at VfL Wolfsburg

Afonso Moreira was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

848 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

27 Oct 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for VfL Wolfsburg

11 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Amin El Harchaoui

140 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. VfL Wolfsburg lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

A hiding for VfL Wolfsburg

Beaten 1‑4 by Bayern Munich, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Frank Feller

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Jonas Adjetey falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patrick Böhm

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Nobody left the VfL Wolfsburg dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Market

Still no signature from Gonzalo Pastor

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what VfL Wolfsburg could get for him.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Afonso Moreira

Chances created: 5. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

In brief

842 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

15 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for VfL Wolfsburg

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Market

Pierre-Emile Olsen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around VfL Wolfsburg they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at VfL Wolfsburg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Jonas Adjetey is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Real improvement from Dominik Schumacher at VfL Wolfsburg

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Dominik Schumacher is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Afonso Moreira

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

No hiding place for Patrick Böhm

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Patrick Böhm, and the manager let it.

Market

The Dženan Pejčinović question follows VfL Wolfsburg around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Dženan Pejčinović’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Match

VfL Wolfsburg draw a blank against Heidenheim

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. Heidenheim defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Dženan Pejčinović

8 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

831 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

30 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jonas Adjetey breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at VfL Wolfsburg

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Jonas Adjetey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VfL Wolfsburg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at VfL Wolfsburg training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Afonso Moreira is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Only the photograph left for Helmut Hoffmann

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Helmut Hoffmann will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around VfL Wolfsburg the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

No hiding place for Lazar Jovanović

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Lazar Jovanović, and the manager let it.

In brief

827 Edition

The VfL Wolfsburg Herald

2 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jonas Adjetey breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at VfL Wolfsburg

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Boardroom

VfL Wolfsburg spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at VfL Wolfsburg

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Rodrigo Frutos asks to leave VfL Wolfsburg

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jonas Adjetey in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at VfL Wolfsburg this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Max Finkgräfe signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Max Finkgräfe and VfL Wolfsburg agree another 2 years.

Squad

Lazar Jovanović falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$10.6M taken back off the VfL Wolfsburg table

What was available in the summer has quietly gone. Upstairs nobody will call it a change of ambition; downstairs nobody will call it anything else.

In brief