David Hoffmann

Left Midfielder - TSG Hoffenheim U20
25 May 2042
Sunday
Process

Marked for David Hoffmann

799 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

18 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Jayce Fitzgerald, 34, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Salem Albè says TSG Hoffenheim went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at TSG Hoffenheim

Max Moerstedt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Bojidar Paskov has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around TSG Hoffenheim they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at TSG Hoffenheim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albian Hajdari is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

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798 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

11 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Noahkai Banks wins it after the whistle should have gone

90 minutes played. Noahkai Banks found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Union Berlin went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim come up short in Europe

3‑5 away to the standard of Monaco. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Player ratings

A brace, and Noahkai Banks takes the afternoon — 8.17

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Noahkai Banks provided it, and the 8.17 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Matvii Ponomarenko yet — 7.81

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Max Moerstedt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at TSG Hoffenheim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at TSG Hoffenheim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdoul Ouattara is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maximilian Keller

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maximilian Keller will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around TSG Hoffenheim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Fernando Tapia gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

797 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

4 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 35 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

16 seasons of Valentin Gendrey

650 appearances across 16 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and TSG Hoffenheim know what they have.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fernando Tapia

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Abdoul Ouattara yet — 8.12

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.12 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Noel Törnqvist keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” TSG Hoffenheim may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Leon Engel

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Leon Engel will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around TSG Hoffenheim the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Max Moerstedt the difference as TSG Hoffenheim beat Heidenheim

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Max Moerstedt. 2‑0 against Heidenheim, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nathan De Cat

19 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Noahkai Banks

Defensive actions: 18. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

796 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

28 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Hoffmann breaks a bone — 45 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 45 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim come up short in Europe

2‑3 away to the standard of Monaco. Nobody will pretend this was a scandal; the gap is real, it is measurable, and closing it is a project rather than a team talk.

Player ratings

Both of them Luis Engelns's — 8.34

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.34, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Fernando Tapia keeps TSG Hoffenheim in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Noahkai Banks yet — 8.00

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.00 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Max Moerstedt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at TSG Hoffenheim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Albian Hajdari falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Max Moerstedt has a hand in both — 7.38

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.38, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Match

Max Moerstedt answers Borussia Dortmund immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Max Moerstedt had TSG Hoffenheim level again within 4 minutes, and Borussia Dortmund never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

795 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

21 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Hoffmann breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at TSG Hoffenheim

Leon Avdullahu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Bojidar Paskov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at TSG Hoffenheim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at TSG Hoffenheim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Fernando Tapia is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

When it matters, Fisnik Asllani plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim share the spoils with Eintracht Frankfurt

A 2‑2 draw with Eintracht Frankfurt leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

794 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

14 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fernando Tapia

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Fernando Tapia wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at TSG Hoffenheim hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Tempers go at TSG Hoffenheim

Abdoul Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fernando Tapia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Maximilian Keller is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at TSG Hoffenheim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Kiliane Assougrou the difference as TSG Hoffenheim beat Köln

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Kiliane Assougrou. 2‑1 against Köln, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Kiliane Assougrou

A mark of 7.82, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

Noahkai Banks linked with a move away

The name of Noahkai Banks keeps appearing in other people's back pages. TSG Hoffenheim say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

793 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

7 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

A European night to remember for TSG Hoffenheim

3‑2 against Valerenga, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 69 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim win it in stoppage time

The board had gone up, the arguing had started, and then the ball was in the net in the 91th minute. Valerenga will replay every second of the added time for a week.

Squad

Matvii Ponomarenko has been here 14 seasons

275 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Abdoul Ouattara, 35, rolls back the years — 8.34

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.34 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

TSG Hoffenheim count the cost of losing Leon Avdullahu

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Abdoul Ouattara raises the bar for TSG Hoffenheim

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at TSG Hoffenheim heard it as anything else.

Squad

Fisnik Asllani signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fisnik Asllani commits to TSG Hoffenheim for another 2 years.

Player ratings

Max Moerstedt scored one and made one — 7.51

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.51, and 2 involvements.

In brief

792 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

30 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 76 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Tempers go at TSG Hoffenheim

Abdoul Ouattara was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fernando Tapia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Max Moerstedt runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Hamburger SV take the points off TSG Hoffenheim

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Krys Foleu Téné stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Krys Foleu Téné and TSG Hoffenheim agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

791 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

23 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

TSG Hoffenheim do the business in Europe

4‑3. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and TSG Hoffenheim came through the finding-out well against ADO Den Haag.

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 83 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Cruel end for ADO Den Haag as TSG Hoffenheim pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. TSG Hoffenheim scored in the 91th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Player ratings

Abdoul Ouattara, 35, rolls back the years — 8.32

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.32 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Noahkai Banks goes up and wins it — 7.52

A defender on the scoresheet, which happens rarely enough that everybody in the ground remembers who took the corner. 1 for him, and a mark of 7.52 for the rest of it.

Squad

Stephan Winkler: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” TSG Hoffenheim have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at TSG Hoffenheim

Max Moerstedt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Bojidar Paskov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at TSG Hoffenheim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at TSG Hoffenheim training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Albian Hajdari is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

790 Edition

The TSG Hoffenheim Post

16 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules David Hoffmann out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason TSG Hoffenheim will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Fernando Tapia

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Abdoul Ouattara, 35, rolls back the years — 8.17

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.17 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Leon Avdullahu delivers — 7.34

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Leon Avdullahu scored, was marked 7.34, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Max Moerstedt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at TSG Hoffenheim this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Albian Hajdari falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Maximilian Keller is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at TSG Hoffenheim is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

6 goals as TSG Hoffenheim and FC Augsburg go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between TSG Hoffenheim and FC Augsburg, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

TSG Hoffenheim see off FC Augsburg

Three points for TSG Hoffenheim, 4‑2 the final word against FC Augsburg in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief