Robert Thomas

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Marked for Robert Thomas

744 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Pianese

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Pianese is running low.

Squad

Kleidi Xhani breaks a bone — 27 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 27 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Luke Scott asks to leave Pianese

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Pianese

Robert Thomas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matis Brault is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yani Van Winghe gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Giuseppe Brugnoli runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

No goals between Pianese and Ravenna

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Ravenna will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Artem Radaev

10 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

Back issues
742 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Pianese spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Pontedera punish Pianese for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Giuseppe Brugnoli will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Pianese escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

A brace, and Giuseppe Brugnoli takes the afternoon — 8.84

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Giuseppe Brugnoli provided it, and the 8.84 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A fracture rules Kleidi Xhani out for 42 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Pianese will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Robert Thomas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pianese, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Danil Anosov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matis Brault is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Wages eat 116% of everything Pianese earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Squad

No hiding place for Matis Brault

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Matis Brault, and the manager let it.

In brief

739 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Michele Voltan out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Pianese will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Pianese bow out of the cup

Lecce go through and Pianese go home, 1‑3 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Market

Kevin Hinteregger hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ivo Petrov

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Michael Laimer takes the afternoon — 8.39

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Michael Laimer provided it, and the 8.39 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Only the photograph left for Niccolò Mazzantini

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Niccolò Mazzantini will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Pianese the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Pianese

Danil Anosov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Michael Laimer the difference as Pianese beat Bra

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Michael Laimer. 2‑0 against Bra, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

No hiding place for Sənan Muradlı

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sənan Muradlı, and the manager let it.

In brief

713 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

26 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Pianese sink to position 16

23 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Player ratings

Robert Thomas pops up at the right end — 7.76

7.76, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

Danil Anosov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matis Brault is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Matis Brault gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Pianese and Vis Pesaro take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

705 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

30 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Pianese sink to position 17

16 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Robert Thomas hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pianese can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Markus Weimann: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Pianese have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Danil Anosov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Giuseppe Brugnoli sends Pianese past Ternana

It finished 2‑1, and it was Giuseppe Brugnoli’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Pianese.

Squad

Words at Pianese training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matis Brault is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

702 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

9 Jan 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Pianese has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Michael Laimer asks to leave Pianese

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Matis Brault says Pianese went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Michele Voltan

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Danil Anosov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Danil Anosov and Pianese agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Max Kuczynski out for 30 days

The medical room confirms 30 days on the sidelines for Max Kuczynski, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

A bad afternoon for Pianese against Ascoli

2‑3 to Ascoli, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

146% of the income goes out in wages at Pianese

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Kevin Hinteregger runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

680 Edition

The Pianese Gazette

8 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Matis Brault out for 30 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Pianese will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Pianese spell it out for Philipp Scholz

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Philipp Scholz has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Pianese board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Danil Anosov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pianese this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

The owner puts $658.0K into Pianese

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Boardroom

Pianese cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Pianese training over how hard people work
  • Market The clock does Birk Træet’s negotiating for him
  • Squad Robert Thomas gets it from the manager