Jonathan Marshall

Defensive Midfielder - Urartu
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
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Marked for Jonathan Marshall

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The Urartu Post

28 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Valerio Biagini

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Urartu

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Player ratings

Nicholas Kaloukian, 35, rolls back the years — 8.49

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.49 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Henrikh Movsisyan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Urartu make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Urartu have 3 straight wins of it.

Match

Urartu find a way past Alashkert

Alashkert made Urartu work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Jonathan Marshall was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.09. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Boardroom

Urartu are $47.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Paolo Dorini

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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The Urartu Post

25 Jan 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Denis Faizullin breaks a bone — 15 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 15 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Mathis Mout has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Urartu they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jonathan Marshall: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Artur Spertsyan asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Artemy Gunko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Urartu cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

555 Edition

The Urartu Post

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Sandro Kulenović: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Konstantinos Giannakou in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Guillaume Denis for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Urartu will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Match

Martin Rýzek’s goal not enough for Urartu

Martin Rýzek scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Ararat-Armenia, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Nicholas Kaloukian gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Wages eat 132% of everything Urartu earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Player ratings

Martin Rýzek in the eights

A performance of 8.03 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Player ratings

Artemy Gunko runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Sandro Kulenović could have had three

8 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

In brief