Lars Berge

Central Defender - Shafa
24 Jul 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Lars Berge

355 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Cristian Marai in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Shafa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Talks stall between Shafa and Jan Braun

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Samir Madatov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Nahid Əliyev story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nahid Əliyev signs something — a contract at Shafa or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Theo Vassell runs his contract down

1 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Shafa money.

Match

Shafa have something to play for

Position 5 on 23 points, and the places that carry a European ticket are close enough to count. Seasons like this are decided by two results in April, and the club knows which two.

Market

The shop window has Ronen Gradashov in it

Shafa have let the market know Ronen Gradashov can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Squad

“I want to play”: Samir Madatov speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

The dugout

Lars Berge knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Shafa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

Back issues
354 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Fera is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Shafa is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Ronen Gradashov out for 15 days

The medical room confirms 15 days on the sidelines for Ronen Gradashov, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Vüsal Məsimov stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Vüsal Məsimov and Shafa agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A falling-out at Shafa

Xəyal Nəcəfov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The Shafa debt reaches $5.2M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 103% of the Shafa income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Ruslan Əliyev is still paying for one afternoon at Shafa

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

The dugout

Fera has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Shafa will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Talks stall between Shafa and Afran Medvedev

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

348 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

28 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Shafa

Cristian Marai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Theo Vassell knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Shafa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

Still no signature from Jan Braun

5 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Shafa could get for him.

The dugout

The manager makes Ismael Esteban a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Shafa. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Xəyal Nəcəfov keeps his manager's vote

The message was aimed at the stands as much as the dressing room: Xəyal Nəcəfov plays, and the argument is closed until the manager decides otherwise.

Squad

Questions about Rufat Medvedev on the training pitch

The standards have slipped, and in a building where everybody watches everybody it has not gone unremarked. This is how a player loses a place before he loses one.

In brief

344 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Shafa

Cristian Marai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

Fera knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Fera trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

No hiding place for Samir Madatov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samir Madatov, and the manager let it.

Market

Jan Braun runs his contract down

6 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Shafa money.

Squad

Tim Strootman takes up the language

The least glamorous thing a foreign signing ever does and the one that decides most of them. A player who can hear the shout behind him is a different footballer from one who cannot.

Squad

Lars Berge is settling

A few words of the language, a friend at the next peg, and a training ground that has stopped feeling foreign. Nothing measurable, and everything visible on Saturdays.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager comes out for Jan Braun
  • Squad Jan Braun is training like a man with a point to make
308 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

21 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Theo Vassell out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Shafa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Kelvin Kargbo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Shafa, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Məmməd Muradov frozen out at Shafa

This is not rotation. Məmməd Muradov has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Shafa is pretending otherwise.

Transfer targets

MOIK Baku tell Shafa: Cristian Marai is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

Words exchanged at Shafa

Vladimir Petrovic and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Igor Vučićević gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Shafa cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Transfer targets

Shafa ask about Sam Augusto

A loan enquiry to Sabail: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Shafa try to borrow William Hetheridge

Sabail have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

305 Edition

The Shafa Gazette

31 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Məmməd Muradov asks to leave Shafa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Theo Vassell out for 107 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Shafa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A row about effort at Shafa

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ruslan Əliyev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Shafa reaches $5.6M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $5.6M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Market

The ambition of Afran Abdullayev outgrows Shafa early

Signings arrive with a picture of the club in their head, and this one’s picture was bigger than the building. He will play well and he will be gone, in that order, and everybody knows it.

Market

Shafa buy the years ahead of Lars Berge

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Squad

Theo Vassell is a square peg at Shafa

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

The Nahid Əliyev question follows Shafa around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Nahid Əliyev’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Match

Shafa in the hunt for Europe

Position 4, 31 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

In brief