The IK Start Gazette
Match14 Jul 2046
IK Start taken apart
0‑6 to Rosenborg, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.
Match14 Jul 2046
The wait goes on for IK Start
9 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.
Squad16 Jul 2046
Jonas Ryerson breaks a bone — 134 days out
Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 134 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.
Match14 Jul 2046
Nobody could stop scoring
6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about IK Start and Rosenborg in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.
Squad16 Jul 2046
Le Keun Hyeong falls out with a teammate over standards
The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.
Squad16 Jul 2046
The manager makes an example of Ian Timmerman
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
Player ratings16 Jul 2046
Patrick Johansen runs at them all day
Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.
Squad16 Jul 2046
A long afternoon for Le Keun Hyeong
Beaten 6 times, with 3 saves for company. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines on their record whoever actually caused them, which is the quiet injustice of the job.
Boardroom16 Jul 2046
Doors closed at IK Start
The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.
In brief
- Market The Le Keun Hyeong question follows IK Start around
- Market IK Start put Simon Hojlund up for sale
- Boardroom The IK Start production line keeps running