Patrick Elyounoussi

Right Midfielder - Bryne U20
30 Oct 2028
Monday
Process

Marked for Patrick Elyounoussi

107 Edition

The Bryne Post

14 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

21 matches without a win for Bryne

The run now stands at 21, and the questions being asked around Bryne are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Dani Raba was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 33. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Patrick Elyounoussi breaks a bone — 14 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 14 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Transfer targets

Villads Nielsen will not be coming to Bryne

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Bodo/Glimt is saying, and nobody at Bryne is enjoying the guessing.

Market

Kristoffer Hay moves on

Valerenga pay $290.0K, and the deal is done. The number reads well on a balance sheet; whether it reads well on the pitch is next season's question.

Squad

Lars Erik Sødal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Bryne dugout

13 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Squad

Jo Inge Berget is not the player he was

It happens to all of them and it is still the hardest paragraph a local paper has to write. 37 years old, 3 points down on where he was, and a body that has started charging interest on a career.

Looking ahead

Everything rides on Mjondalen

Both clubs in the mire, one fixture between them, and a ground that will be louder and more frightened than at any point in the season. Bryne know what is at stake and so does everybody in the away end.

In brief

Back issues
106 Edition

The Bryne Post

7 Aug 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

20 matches without a win for Bryne

The run now stands at 20, and the questions being asked around Bryne are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Bryne run out of patience with Erling Sorloth

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Erling Sorloth clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

Squad

Patrick Elyounoussi breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Jesper Fiksdal asks to leave Bryne

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Kristian Johansen takes charge at Bryne

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Transfer targets

Villads Nielsen is a medical away from Bryne

The deal with Bodo/Glimt is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Player ratings

Eirik Åsvestad runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Bryne come up short against Skeid

Skeid left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Bryne training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dodou Gaye is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

  • Boardroom Bryne pay $119.8K to end Erling Sorloth's contract
  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout A fresh start for Dani Raba under the new man
105 Edition

The Bryne Post

31 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bryne's wait for a win

19 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bryne has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Bryne has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Bryne boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

30 days out for Patrick Elyounoussi after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bryne will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Bryne are in real trouble now

Position 14, 13 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Player ratings

Nicklas Strunck pops up at the right end — 7.77

7.77, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Squad

A falling-out at Bryne

Isak Vådebu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Bryne

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lars Erik Sødal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Dani Raba runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

104 Edition

The Bryne Post

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bryne's wait for a win

18 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bryne has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

40 days out for Patrick Elyounoussi after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Bryne will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

The goals have deserted Bryne

5 matches, no goals, and a training ground that has tried everything. It will end — droughts always do — but nobody at Bryne can tell you which week it ends in.

Squad

A row about effort at Bryne

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lars Erik Sødal was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bryne

Serge Müller and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

124% of the income goes out in wages at Bryne

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Felix Nagele

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Felix Nagele, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am frustrated, honestly. We did enough to win and we did not win.” Erling Sorloth was not hiding it after 0‑0, and nobody in the Bryne dressing room was either.

Match

No goals between Bryne and Åsane

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Åsane will be the happier side with the point.

In brief

103 Edition

The Bryne Post

17 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Bryne's wait for a win

17 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Bryne has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Elyounoussi out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bryne will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Bryne turn down Mainz 05 for Magnus Rugland Ree

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

The dugout

Jaran Østrem keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bryne may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Bryne cannot find the net

4 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Player ratings

Lars Erik Sødal runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 22. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

A falling-out at Bryne

Lars Erik Sødal and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Dodou Gaye wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Bryne can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at Bryne

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Dodou Gaye was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

  • Match The half-term report on Bryne
  • Boardroom Bryne counting the cost
  • The dugout Half-satisfied: Erling Sorloth on the draw
102 Edition

The Bryne Post

10 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

16 matches without a win for Bryne

The run now stands at 16, and the questions being asked around Bryne are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Patrick Elyounoussi breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

The dugout

Simo Lampinen-Skaug: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Bryne have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Dani Raba

Successful dribbles: 25. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Lars Erik Sødal falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bryne cannot find the net

3 games without scoring. Strikers stop looking up, midfielders take the extra touch, and every shot that clears the bar is followed by a groan that has been building since the last goal.

Squad

A falling-out at Bryne

Greg Docherty and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody on the pitch touched Serge Müller

7.36, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bryne had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

The dugout

Bryne keep their word to Dodou Gaye

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief