Michael Miheso

Right Midfielder - Kenya Police
20 Mar 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Michael Miheso

312 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Samuel Ayanrinde takes the afternoon — 8.78

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Samuel Ayanrinde provided it, and the 8.78 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Kenya Police turn down Muranga Seal for Samuel Ayanrinde

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Denis Owino hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kenya Police can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Michael Miheso keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Kenya Police may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Michael John is a medical away from Kenya Police

The deal with Gor Mahia is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Transfer targets

Nadon Kouassi will not be coming to Kenya Police

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Gor Mahia is saying, and nobody at Kenya Police is enjoying the guessing.

Squad

Words exchanged at Kenya Police

Yannis Kari and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Samuel Ayanrinde falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Gor Mahia tell Kenya Police: Samson Ngulube is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

In brief

Back issues
298 Edition

The Kenya Police Herald

12 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Shaka Zulu

Successful dribbles: 27. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Vintage Yves Koutiama — 7.90

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.90, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Kenya Police right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Yannis Kari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kenya Police this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Kenya Police training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Ayanrinde is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Time is catching up with Awesu Awesu

Everybody at Kenya Police saw it before anybody said it, which is how this always goes. At 35 the decline is real and measurable — 3 points — and the only question left is how the club handles somebody it owes a great deal to.

Match

Kenya Police find a way past Muranga Seal

Muranga Seal made Kenya Police work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Kenya Police count the cost of losing Gladson Inusah

34 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Talks stall between Kenya Police and Yannis Kari

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief