Robin Weghorst

Left Forward - Feyenoord
29 Jun 2033
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Robin Weghorst

358 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

6 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Wesley Dumfries

34 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Feyenoord lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Nobody above Feyenoord

First, on 91 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

The dugout

Julian Ryerson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Feyenoord may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Terms done: Kenneth De Vrij is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Teplice waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Market

Anis Hadj Moussa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

At 21, Robin Weghorst is already the best thing here

An average of 7.53 in a first team he is several years too young for. Feyenoord have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Market

Luciano Valente raises the bar for Feyenoord

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Feyenoord heard it as anything else.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oussama Targhalline was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
357 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

30 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wesley Dumfries damages knee ligaments — 41 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 41 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Jonathan Tah: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Feyenoord have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Crysencio Summerville was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robin Weghorst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robin Weghorst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Feyenoord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A muscle injury and 14 days out for Amine Adli

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Feyenoord will quote 14 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Ryerson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Givairo Read has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Feyenoord will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Keisuke Osako

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Keisuke Osako, and the manager let it.

In brief

355 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Feyenoord make home a hard place to visit

69 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Boardroom

Feyenoord have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Barış Alper Yılmaz

28 goals and a season average of 7.89 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Feyenoord through in the cup

A 1‑0 win over PSV, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Player ratings

Givairo Read was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 31. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Luciano Valente is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Feyenoord will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

A season's verdict on Robin Weghorst: the best of his age

Feyenoord have a 21-year-old the division has just voted its finest young footballer. The club's next problem is that everybody else now knows it too.

The dugout

Anis Hadj Moussa says Feyenoord went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Marley Cruz asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

354 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Feyenoord are top

91 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Squad

Remember the name: Robin Weghorst

He is 21, he is averaging 7.53, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Kevin Khan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Feyenoord, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Barış Alper Yılmaz and Feyenoord agree another 3 years.

Squad

Julian Ryerson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Donny Van Dijk steps up from the Feyenoord academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Donny Van Dijk has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

Feyenoord promote Joel Lang from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Joel Lang has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Frenkie Blind joins the Feyenoord first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Frenkie Blind is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

353 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

2 May 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

The dugout

Julian Rijkhoff says Feyenoord went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Robin Weghorst has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Barış Alper Yılmaz and Feyenoord agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Ryerson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Sepp van den Berg gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Sepp van den Berg is on it.

Squad

Jonathan Tah is no longer first choice

The manager has re-ordered his thinking and Jonathan Tah has come out of it lower. He will be told it is temporary, and the players who have heard that before will avoid his eye.

Market

No place for Noah Bout in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Noah Bout has his answer from Feyenoord; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Boardroom

Feyenoord sign a deal worth $40.4M a year

Commercial news is the news nobody sings about and everything else is paid for with. The board will call it a partnership; the accountants will call it the difference between this squad and a smaller one.

In brief

350 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody above Feyenoord

First, on 91 points. The table is a fact and a fact is allowed to be enjoyed, which is as far as anybody at the club is prepared to go in public.

Squad

At 21, Robin Weghorst is already the best thing here

An average of 7.53 in a first team he is several years too young for. Feyenoord have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luciano Valente is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Youri Regeer

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

When it matters, Luciano Valente plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Givairo Read linked with a move away

The name of Givairo Read keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Feyenoord say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Julian Ryerson knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Julian Ryerson trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

349 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

4 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

The run at home goes on for Feyenoord

69 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Zwolle will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Full time on the season at Feyenoord

Position 1 on 91 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Player ratings

A brace, and Luciano Valente takes the afternoon — 8.37

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Luciano Valente provided it, and the 8.37 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Terms done: Kenneth De Vrij is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and San Jose Earthquakes waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

Getting past Quenten Attigah has become the hardest job in the division

19 clean sheets and counting. Forwards used to back themselves here; now they shoot early, shoot wide, and look for somebody to blame.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Robin Weghorst has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Noahkai Banks signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Noahkai Banks and Feyenoord agree another 4 years.

In brief

347 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is carrying Feyenoord

26 goals and a season average of 7.87. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Feyenoord

The unbeaten run reaches 15. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Match

Robin Weghorst leads the rout of Roda

5‑1, and Robin Weghorst took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Feyenoord tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 21 — 9.77

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 9.77, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

3 goals for Robin Weghorst

The match ball belongs to Robin Weghorst, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Market

Marley Cruz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Feyenoord, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A falling-out at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

6 goals as Feyenoord and Roda go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Feyenoord and Roda, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

In brief

346 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

14 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

67 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Feyenoord do the business in Europe

0‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Feyenoord came through the finding-out well against Ajax.

Squad

Quenten Attigah wins the shoot-out

2 kept out from twelve yards, and a stadium that will describe each of them for twenty years. A goalkeeper needs one night like this in a career, and this was it.

Match

Feyenoord march on in the cup

AZ are out and Feyenoord go through, 2‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Match

14 unbeaten for Feyenoord

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 14 matches without defeat is a foundation Feyenoord did not have in the autumn.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Heracles will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Feyenoord are top

82 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Squad

Robin Weghorst is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.49 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Feyenoord know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

The dugout

Daniel Gore: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Feyenoord have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

345 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

7 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.84 with 25 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

16 days out for Aymen Sliti after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Feyenoord will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Feyenoord

The unbeaten run reaches 11. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij has said yes to Chornomorets

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Feyenoord have lost him in all but the paperwork.

The dugout

Aymen Sliti: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Feyenoord have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 8.17

A mark of 8.17 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Luciano Valente wants more than Feyenoord are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Luciano Valente signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Luciano Valente commits to Feyenoord for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Crysencio Summerville was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

343 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

21 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

The run at home goes on for Feyenoord

64 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.83 with 24 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Feyenoord do the business in Europe

2‑0. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Feyenoord came through the finding-out well against Ajax.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

9 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Aymen Sliti breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Givairo Read

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Marley Cruz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

The derby has a name on it: Barış Alper Yılmaz

Score against anybody else and it is a goal. Score against them and it is a story with your name in it for a decade, and Feyenoord supporters have already started telling it.

In brief

342 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

14 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

The run at home goes on for Feyenoord

63 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Barış Alper Yılmaz

23 goals and a season average of 7.80 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

41 days out for Aymen Sliti after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Feyenoord will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Feyenoord are top

72 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

7 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Terms done: Kenneth De Vrij is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Orebro waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Squad

At 21, Robin Weghorst is already the best thing here

An average of 7.46 in a first team he is several years too young for. Feyenoord have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Givairo Read runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

341 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

7 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Barış Alper Yılmaz

22 goals and a season average of 7.78 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

48 days out for Aymen Sliti after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Feyenoord will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

A brace, and Barış Alper Yılmaz takes the afternoon — 9.77

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Barış Alper Yılmaz provided it, and the 9.77 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Cruel end for Utrecht as Feyenoord pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Feyenoord scored in the 94th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

6 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Boardroom

Deadline passes with 1 signed and 1 gone

That is the business done at Feyenoord until the window opens again. Whether it was enough will be answered on Saturdays rather than in a column, and the first Saturday is close.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Robin Weghorst has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Feyenoord turn down Willem II for Younes Taha

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

In brief

340 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A fracture rules Aymen Sliti out for 55 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Feyenoord will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Feyenoord tear ADO Den Haag apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against ADO Den Haag, and it could have been more.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.71 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Both of them Barış Alper Yılmaz's — 9.40

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.40, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Mark Engel has said yes to Vitesse

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Feyenoord have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Nobody wants to play Feyenoord right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.93

A mark of 7.93 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Nacho Ferri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Jeremiah Nirk asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

338 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

61 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Transfer targets

Failed medical for Sami Bouhoudane

The deal with Utrecht died in the treatment room. Nobody will say what was found and everybody in the game will find out by Friday.

Match

Robin Weghorst sends Feyenoord through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Robin Weghorst obliged against NEC. 2‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Feyenoord.

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz leads the rout of Heerenveen

4‑1, and Barış Alper Yılmaz took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Feyenoord tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Market

Nacho Ferri agrees terms with Utrecht

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Feyenoord people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

Million Manhoef was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 32. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Match

The view from the top for Feyenoord

60 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is carrying Feyenoord

18 goals and a season average of 7.68. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

3 goals for Barış Alper Yılmaz

The match ball belongs to Barış Alper Yılmaz, whose 3 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

In brief

337 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

10 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

60 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Transfer targets

Feyenoord bid $75.2M for Sami Bouhoudane

The offer went to Utrecht this week and it is theirs to answer. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loud the door closes.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Vitesse will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Transfer targets

Utrecht tell Feyenoord: Sami Bouhoudane is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Market

Ilias Azaouagh agrees terms with Utrecht

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Feyenoord people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 21 — 9.01

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 9.01, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Lewis Schouten: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Feyenoord have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz is carrying Feyenoord

15 goals and a season average of 7.60. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Not going: Kenneth De Vrij stays at Feyenoord

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Al Fujairah had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

In brief

336 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

3 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Givairo Read is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Feyenoord will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Market

Raheem Sterling hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Feyenoord turn down Twente for Izu Onunta

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Robin Weghorst is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Noahkai Banks and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Ryerson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

AZ take the points off Feyenoord

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

No hiding place for Quenten Attigah

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Quenten Attigah, and the manager let it.

Match

After 5 games, Feyenoord finally taste it again

The first defeat in 5 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against AZ; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

In brief

335 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

59 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Feyenoord run riot against Cambuur

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Amine Adli was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 21 — 8.66

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 8.66, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij has said yes to Vitória

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Feyenoord have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

5 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Barış Alper Yılmaz

14 goals and a season average of 7.58 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Nacho Ferri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

The dugout

Luca Oyen: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Feyenoord have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

  • Squad A falling-out at Feyenoord
  • Squad Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work
  • The dugout The manager makes an example of Jonathan Tah
334 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

20 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz leads the rout of Excelsior

5‑1, and Barış Alper Yılmaz took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Feyenoord tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Barış Alper Yılmaz scores twice — 9.30

Two goals and a mark of 9.30 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

The view from the top for Feyenoord

51 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 21, steals the show — 9.52

Marked 9.52 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Barış Alper Yılmaz

13 goals and a season average of 7.56 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

At 21, Robin Weghorst is already the best thing here

An average of 7.35 in a first team he is several years too young for. Feyenoord have something, and by now the whole division has noticed.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luciano Valente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

332 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

6 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

40 unbeaten for Feyenoord

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 40 matches without defeat is a foundation Feyenoord did not have in the autumn.

Match

Feyenoord tear Zwolle apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Zwolle, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Barış Alper Yılmaz's — 9.43

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 9.43, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 21 — 8.72

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 8.72, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Luciano Valente raises the bar for Feyenoord

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Feyenoord heard it as anything else.

Market

Jeremiah Nirk asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Givairo Read was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 24. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Robin Weghorst is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

331 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

29 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Feyenoord do not lose

39 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

A European night to remember for Feyenoord

1‑1 against KV Kortrijk, under lights, against people who do not speak the same language as the crowd. These are the evenings a club measures its decade in, and there are never as many of them as anybody expects.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst scores twice — 9.20

Two goals and a mark of 9.20 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Luciano Valente was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 27. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Nacho Ferri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Crysencio Summerville in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Feyenoord get the job done against NEC

A 3‑1 win over NEC, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

KV Kortrijk end the Feyenoord run at 6

Every run ends on an afternoon somebody had marked down as routine. This one went 6 matches, which is long enough that a town had stopped counting, and short enough that it will remember exactly who stopped it.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Ryerson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

330 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

22 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

56 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

The view from the top for Feyenoord

39 points, and the rest of the division looking up. Every side that finishes first spends the season pretending it is not thinking about it, and this one has started pretending.

Match

Feyenoord make it 5 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Feyenoord have 5 straight wins of it.

Market

Younes Taha asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Amine Adli

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Remember the name: Robin Weghorst

He is 21, he is averaging 7.11, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Squad

Julian Ryerson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Feyenoord get the job done against Roda

A 2‑1 win over Roda, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

In brief

328 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

The run at home goes on for Feyenoord

54 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

34 unbeaten for Feyenoord

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 34 matches without defeat is a foundation Feyenoord did not have in the autumn.

Match

Oussama Targhalline lights up a European night for Feyenoord

2‑0 against Ararat, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Oussama Targhalline was at the centre of the description.

Squad

4 goals for Barış Alper Yılmaz

The match ball belongs to Barış Alper Yılmaz, whose 4 goals turned a difficult afternoon into a procession.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Willem II will want this one forgotten quickly: 6‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 21 — 8.13

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 8.13, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robin Weghorst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robin Weghorst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Feyenoord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Oussama Targhalline signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Oussama Targhalline commits to Feyenoord for another 3 years.

In brief

326 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

25 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

53 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

31 unbeaten for Feyenoord

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 31 matches without defeat is a foundation Feyenoord did not have in the autumn.

Match

Barış Alper Yılmaz lights up a European night for Feyenoord

2‑0 against Ararat, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Barış Alper Yılmaz was at the centre of the description.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

De Graafschap will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Robin Weghorst takes the afternoon — 9.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Robin Weghorst provided it, and the 9.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Feyenoord are top

29 points and nobody above them. The word is not being said around the ground yet, and it is being thought in every seat.

Squad

A falling-out at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luciano Valente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Crysencio Summerville

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

324 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

11 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The run at home goes on for Feyenoord

51 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Feyenoord

The unbeaten run reaches 28. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Quenten Attigah stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Crysencio Summerville was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Robin Weghorst

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Robin Weghorst will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Feyenoord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Luciano Valente falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Aymen Sliti beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Market

Julian Rijkhoff wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Feyenoord hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

The dugout

Jonathan Tah gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

323 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

4 Oct 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

50 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Whatever happens, Feyenoord do not lose

27 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Robin Weghorst lights up a European night for Feyenoord

1‑1 against Jagiellonia, and a performance that will be described to people who were not there for the rest of the season. Robin Weghorst was at the centre of the description.

Match

After 13 games, Feyenoord finally taste it again

The first defeat in 13 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against Jagiellonia; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 21, steals the show — 7.98

Marked 7.98 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Crysencio Summerville runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 27. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nacho Ferri

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nacho Ferri will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Feyenoord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Jeremiah Nirk hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

320 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

13 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Feyenoord right now

9 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Feyenoord tear Vitesse apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Vitesse, and it could have been more.

Squad

Jonathan Tah gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Jonathan Tah has just signed for Feyenoord, and for once the answer mattered.

The dugout

Ro-Zangelo Daal keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Feyenoord may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Feyenoord are at home on the road

7 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Market

Givairo Read raises the bar for Feyenoord

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Feyenoord heard it as anything else.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Robin Weghorst has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Dibba come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Feyenoord did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

In brief

318 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Cambuur will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Feyenoord make it 7 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Feyenoord have 7 straight wins of it.

Market

Terms done: Denso Kasius is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Heracles waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Robin Weghorst at 20 — 8.75

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Robin Weghorst did not need any: 8.75, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Match

Another one collected away from home

6 on the bounce on the road for Feyenoord. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Market

Kevin Khan hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A falling-out at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mika Mármol was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Barış Alper Yılmaz was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.76. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

317 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

23 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

46 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

No mercy from Feyenoord

Excelsior will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Feyenoord were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

A brace, and Robin Weghorst takes the afternoon — 9.19

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Robin Weghorst provided it, and the 9.19 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Givairo Read was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Robin Weghorst agrees terms with Utrecht

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Feyenoord people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

6 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Marley Cruz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Feyenoord, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Mika Mármol falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

316 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Feyenoord

45 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Market

Not going: Raheem Sterling stays at Feyenoord

“I know what people will say. I know what I want, and it is here.” Willem II had the fee agreed and the shirt ready; they did not have the player, and now they will not.

Market

Terms done: Robin Frimpong is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Heerenveen waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

Nobody wants to play Feyenoord right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

Denso Kasius hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Another one collected away from home

5 on the bounce on the road for Feyenoord. The coaches leave early, arrive at unlovely grounds in the dark, and keep coming home with three points.

Boardroom

6 academy graduates step up at Feyenoord

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Match

Luciano Valente the difference as Feyenoord beat Twente

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Luciano Valente. 2‑1 against Twente, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

312 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Feyenoord say no — this time

The offer from Atletico Goianiense for Kenneth De Vrij was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Gijs Smal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Kevin Khan puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Feyenoord, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Julian Ryerson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

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Squad

Kenneth De Vrij signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kenneth De Vrij commits to Feyenoord for another 5 years.

The dugout

When it matters, Givairo Read plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Groningen expected to open talks for Mouhamadou Sarr

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Feyenoord will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

In brief

309 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

28 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Feyenoord are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 81 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Marley Cruz puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Feyenoord, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Feyenoord turn down Willem II for Raheem Sterling

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Mouhamadou Sarr has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

The step up is real for Robin Weghorst

At 20 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Julian Ryerson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

When it matters, Luciano Valente plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

Julian Ryerson knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Feyenoord, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

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Market

Matthew Mparaganda turns Utrecht down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Gijs Smal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Kenneth De Vrij’s move to Roda falls through

The deal that would have taken Kenneth De Vrij to Roda has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Feyenoord with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Basaksehir come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Feyenoord did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Luciano Valente was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Devyne Rensch

Feyenoord asked and AS Roma said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

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The dugout

Givairo Read has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Feyenoord will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

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26 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matthew Mparaganda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Givairo Read has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Feyenoord will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Mika Mármol talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Feyenoord know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

The dugout

Ro-Zangelo Daal asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

A door opens for Lewis Schouten

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

Gijs Smal runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Feyenoord money.

Market

The shop window has Tim Haksteeg in it

Feyenoord have let the market know Tim Haksteeg can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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Market

Nacho Ferri has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Feyenoord they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Luciano Valente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Feyenoord hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

When it matters, Sepp van den Berg plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Robin Weghorst story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Robin Weghorst signs something — a contract at Feyenoord or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

The manager makes Lewis Schouten a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Feyenoord. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

Squad

Aymen Sliti wants to know why he earns less

Numbers do not stay secret in a dressing room. He is not asking for more than he is worth; he is asking why somebody beside him is worth more, and Feyenoord have no good answer.

The dugout

Julian Rijkhoff knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Julian Rijkhoff trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

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The Feyenoord Gazette

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Feyenoord refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 81 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Marley Cruz hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Amine Adli signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Amine Adli and Feyenoord agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Matthew Mparaganda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Robin Weghorst is the month’s best young player

At 20 he was better than everybody his age in the division for four weeks running, which is harder than one good afternoon. Feyenoord will try not to make too much of it.

The dugout

Anis Hadj Moussa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Luciano Valente plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

A loan that did nothing for Matthew Mparaganda

3 appearances and 0 goals is not a season away, it is a year lost. He is back at Feyenoord no further forward, and everybody involved will explain why it was not their fault.

In brief

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The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Chituru Odunze is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Philadelphia Union waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Match

The small margins put Los Angeles Football Club out

Out, 2‑3 to Sporting Kansas City, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

David Martínez scores twice — 9.02

Two goals and a mark of 9.02 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Romeo Padrón keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Mark Delgado signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mark Delgado commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 2 years.

Transfer targets

Los Angeles Football Club rebuffed over Maksim Podliesnyi

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Lokomotiva Zagreb have kept their man, and Los Angeles Football Club go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Match

David Martínez the difference as Los Angeles Football Club beat Colorado Rapids

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Martínez. 2‑1 against Colorado Rapids, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The dugout

No hiding place for Eddie Segura

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Eddie Segura, and the manager let it.

In brief

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Match

Nowhere to hide for Los Angeles Football Club

1‑5 against Portland Timbers, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Squad

6 saves: Chituru Odunze was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 20, steals the show — 7.79

Marked 7.79 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Match

No end in sight to Los Angeles Football Club's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Los Angeles Football Club has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

David Martínez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

6 goals as Los Angeles Football Club and Portland Timbers go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Los Angeles Football Club and Portland Timbers, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Transfer targets

No deal for Isaac Walker at that price

Los Angeles Football Club offered $57.0K; Colorado Rapids said it was not close. The manager will be told the money is still there for the right player, which is what managers are told.

Market

DC United expected to open talks for Chituru Odunze

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Los Angeles Football Club will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Sergi Palencia was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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Player ratings

Both of them Luciano Valente's — 8.03

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.03, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Luciano Valente wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Feyenoord hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

Feyenoord cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Givairo Read in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Feyenoord this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Luciano Valente is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

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Match

Feyenoord find a way past Willem II

Willem II made Feyenoord work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Crysencio Summerville was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.20. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

No place for Barış Alper Yılmaz on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Feyenoord pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

In brief

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Squad

David Martínez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Nico Cavallo gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Connor Aaronson was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Michael Acosta's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

Dean Boltz knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Dean Boltz trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The penny has dropped for Jude Terry

He looks like a man who lives here now rather than one who is working here. It took most of a season, and at Los Angeles Football Club the difference is visible from the back of the stand.

In brief

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5 Jan 2032
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Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Los Angeles Football Club board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

David Martínez is named among the best

There are footballers who have a good season and footballers a season is remembered for, and the second kind get their names read out in a hall in the summer. Los Angeles Football Club will be quietly delighted and privately nervous.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

Yevhen Cheberko and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sergi Palencia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Erik McCue without the man who signed him

Every squad is half players the manager chose and half players he inherited. Erik McCue was chosen, the man who chose him has gone, and he starts again from nothing under the next one.

The dugout

Robin Weghorst asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Justin Dempsey moves up the pecking order

Nothing is announced when this happens and everybody knows. He is a bigger part of the plan at Los Angeles Football Club than he was a month ago, and the training ground worked that out before the team sheet said so.

The dugout

The manager makes Ryan Porteous a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Los Angeles Football Club. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief

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Squad

Quenten Attigah stands alone

7 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nacho Ferri

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nacho Ferri will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Feyenoord the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Crysencio Summerville’s goal not enough for Feyenoord

Crysencio Summerville scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to AZ, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Julian Ryerson

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

After 4 games, Feyenoord finally taste it again

The first defeat in 4 matches. The manager will say it had to come; the dressing room will say it did not have to come against AZ; the supporters will say both, in that order, all week.

Boardroom

Nobody left the Feyenoord dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

Loan watch

Robin Weghorst has seen enough of Los Angeles Football Club

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Feyenoord, and 4 appearances in 19 say he has earned the hearing.

In brief

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Market

Only the photograph left for Chituru Odunze

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Chituru Odunze will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Los Angeles Football Club the goodbyes have quietly begun.

The dugout

Tristan Brown says Los Angeles Football Club went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Sergi Palencia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Robin Weghorst knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Robin Weghorst trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The David Martínez question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Martínez’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

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24 Nov 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

13 unbeaten for Feyenoord

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 13 matches without defeat is a foundation Feyenoord did not have in the autumn.

Market

Luciano Valente wants more than Feyenoord are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Luciano Valente was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Barış Alper Yılmaz falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

The run is over for Feyenoord

5 matches without defeat, and then NEC. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

The dugout

Oussama Targhalline gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Amine Adli beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Loan watch

Robin Weghorst has seen enough of Los Angeles Football Club

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Feyenoord, and 4 appearances in 14 say he has earned the hearing.

Squad

Mouhamadou Sarr wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Feyenoord know it.

In brief

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  • The dugout Luciano Valente has become a man the manager trusts
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From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Los Angeles Football Club spell it out for Interim Coach

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Interim Coach has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

The dugout

Timothy Tillman: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Los Angeles Football Club have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Chituru Odunze is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Los Angeles Football Club is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Robin Weghorst gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Timothy Tillman is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager's exit leaves Erik McCue exposed

Every squad has men who were signed by a particular manager and men who were merely inherited. Erik McCue is in the first group, and the man who wanted him here is no longer in the building.

Market

The David Martínez question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Martínez’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

When it matters, Tim Bradley plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

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The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Los Angeles Football Club

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Los Angeles Football Club is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Eddie Segura

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Timothy Tillman was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Robin Weghorst knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Los Angeles Football Club, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Artem Smolyakov story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Artem Smolyakov signs something — a contract at Los Angeles Football Club or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

When it matters, David Wright plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club in the hunt for Europe

Position 6, 39 points, and a run-in that decides whether next season has Thursday nights in it. Nobody is calling it a race yet, which is what people say during one.

Squad

Miguel Perez has settled at Los Angeles Football Club

The shrug has gone, the language is coming, and he now argues in training like somebody who expects to be here next year. Half a signing's value is this and none of it appears on a fee.

In brief

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The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

The dugout

Robin Weghorst keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Los Angeles Football Club may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

David Martínez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

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The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

6 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Chituru Odunze has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Los Angeles Football Club they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Jacob Shaffelburg signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jacob Shaffelburg commits to Los Angeles Football Club for another 3 years.

Squad

Words exchanged at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Timothy Tillman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Robin Weghorst is the division's best young player this month

At 20 he has spent a month being better than everybody his age in the league, which is a different and harder thing than one good afternoon. Los Angeles Football Club will try very hard not to make too much of it.

Market

The David Martínez question follows Los Angeles Football Club around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with David Martínez’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

269 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Los Angeles Football Club has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Paul Pepi breaks a bone — 21 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 21 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.08

A mark of 8.08 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

David Martínez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Los Angeles Football Club this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Los Angeles Football Club

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mark Delgado was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Ryan Porteous

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Ryan Porteous, and the manager let it.

Squad

5 new faces, and Los Angeles Football Club are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club and Vancouver Whitecaps take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Player ratings

Jacob Shaffelburg runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

268 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Paul Pepi out for 28 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Los Angeles Football Club will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

A brace, and David Martínez takes the afternoon — 8.59

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. David Martínez provided it, and the 8.59 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

David Martínez is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.34 with 19 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club cannot stop winning

3 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

David Martínez the difference as Los Angeles Football Club beat Houston Dynamo

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Martínez. 3‑2 against Houston Dynamo, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mark Delgado is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 17. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Simon Becher gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

266 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Los Angeles Football Club

Austin FC will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Los Angeles Football Club were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

42 days out for Paul Pepi after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Robin Weghorst, 20, steals the show — 9.65

Marked 9.65 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Robin Weghorst takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Los Angeles Football Club boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A career in one shirt: Eddie Segura

12 seasons and 396 appearances, all of them here. Careers like this are not designed; they happen to a certain kind of man at a certain kind of club, and this town has one.

Squad

David Martínez is carrying Los Angeles Football Club

16 goals and a season average of 7.28. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

The terraces

Los Angeles Football Club supporters have found a favourite in David Wright

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. David Wright has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

David Martínez was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.21. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

In brief

264 Edition

The Los Angeles Football Club Gazette

18 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

56 days out for Paul Pepi after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Los Angeles Football Club will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Los Angeles Football Club say no — this time

The offer from Sporting Kansas City for Lorenzo Dellavalle was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A falling-out at Los Angeles Football Club

David Martínez and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Robin Weghorst at Los Angeles Football Club

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Robin Weghorst is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Francesco Cereser

Los Angeles Football Club asked and Ahrobiznes said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Match

Los Angeles Football Club come up short against FC Dallas

FC Dallas left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Los Angeles Football Club training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mark Delgado is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Loan watch

Jude Terry has seen enough of New York City

“I am grateful for the games, but I did not become a footballer to be somebody else's spare part.” He wants to be at Los Angeles Football Club, and 3 appearances in 22 say he has earned the hearing.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

263 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

11 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The run is over for Feyenoord

39 matches without defeat, and then Twente. Nobody at the ground pretended it would go on forever; nobody expected it to stop here either.

Match

Feyenoord make home a hard place to visit

21 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Givairo Read runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Wouter Prins hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Feyenoord can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Nacho Ferri is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Feyenoord is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Feyenoord

Givairo Read was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Robin Weghorst at Feyenoord

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Robin Weghorst is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Feyenoord training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Barış Alper Yılmaz is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Feyenoord

14 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

In brief

262 Edition

The Feyenoord Gazette

4 Aug 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Simon Spari asks to leave Feyenoord

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Feyenoord

Givairo Read and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Market

Feyenoord turn down Chiapas for Robin Weghorst

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

The step up is real for Jay-Sean Tuur

At 22 he is doing things this season that he could not do last season, and doing them every week. Form comes and goes; this has stayed long enough to be called something else.

Squad

A row about effort at Feyenoord

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Noahkai Banks was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Crysencio Summerville gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Crysencio Summerville is on it.

Market

Gijs Smal told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Gijs Smal has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Feyenoord.

The dugout

No hiding place for Adrian Blake

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Adrian Blake, and the manager let it.

Market

The Barış Alper Yılmaz question follows Feyenoord around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Barış Alper Yılmaz’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief