Bas Simons

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Crystal Palace
19 Sep 2038
Sunday
Process

Marked for Bas Simons

624 Edition

The Crystal Palace Courier

12 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Justin Devenny out for 90 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Crystal Palace will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Fran Kasalo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Crystal Palace can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Cheick Doucouré in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Crystal Palace this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matthew Murphy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matthew Murphy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Crystal Palace the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Matthew Murphy has agreed to leave Crystal Palace for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Bas Simons gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Bas Simons has just signed for Crystal Palace, and for once the answer mattered.

In brief

Back issues
555 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Arda spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Nikolay Atanasov says Arda went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Badri Gogoberishvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Arda

Kyriakos Tounousidis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Daniel Ambartsumyan story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Daniel Ambartsumyan signs something — a contract at Arda or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Somebody is after Lachezar Kotev’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Lachezar Kotev suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. Arda have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

In brief

552 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

23 Feb 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words at Arda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Badri Gogoberishvili is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Dimitar Petkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ventsi Dimitrov gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Market The Lachezar Kotev story refuses to die
  • Squad Bas Simons knocks on the manager's door
  • Boardroom The Arda production line keeps running
548 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

26 Jan 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Stoycho Petrov

41 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Arda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Arda run riot against Spartak 1918

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Wilson Samaké

24 goals and a season average of 7.31 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Badri Gogoberishvili yet — 9.01

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Arda lose Viacheslav Velev

18 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Badri Gogoberishvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Dean Nestorov

Defensive actions: 20. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

Wilson Samaké in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Lachezar Kotev linked with a move away

The name of Lachezar Kotev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Arda say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

544 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

29 Dec 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Age has not caught Badri Gogoberishvili yet — 8.99

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.99 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Daniel Ambartsumyan

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Wilson Samaké

20 goals and a season average of 7.25 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Atanas Petkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Badri Gogoberishvili falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Badri Gogoberishvili sends Arda past Septemvri

It finished 3‑2, and it was Badri Gogoberishvili’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Arda.

Player ratings

One of those days for Kyriakos Tounousidis

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.45, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Wilson Samaké was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.15. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Market

Lachezar Kotev linked with a move away

The name of Lachezar Kotev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Arda say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

537 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

10 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Viacheslav Velev damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Arda are in real trouble now

Position 16, 11 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Daniel Ambartsumyan keeps Arda in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tempers go at Arda

Atanas Petkov was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Arda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Badri Gogoberishvili is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Wilson Samaké

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.27, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Match

Arda share the spoils with Slavia Sofia

A 1‑1 draw with Slavia Sofia leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

Viacheslav Velev linked with a move away

The name of Viacheslav Velev keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Arda say nothing, which says plenty.

Player ratings

Bas Simons never got going

5.77 on the card. Some afternoons a footballer looks like a man who has only just been introduced to the game, and this was one of them.

In brief

536 Edition

The Arda Chronicle

3 Nov 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Viacheslav Velev damages knee ligaments — 45 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 45 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Arda can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Arda board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Match

Arda leaking at the back

9 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Badri Gogoberishvili yet — 8.65

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.65 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Bas Simons puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Arda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Arda and Cherno More in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Atanas Petkov in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Arda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Badri Gogoberishvili’s goal not enough for Arda

Badri Gogoberishvili scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑4 to Cherno More, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

In brief