Simon Atkinson

Left Midfielder - Agia Napa
18 Apr 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Simon Atkinson

507 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

14 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Full time on the season at Agia Napa

Position 8 on 41 points. Every season is a story and this is the last line of it, and now the club has three months to decide what the next one is about.

Player ratings

A brace, and Danilo Miladinović takes the afternoon — 8.40

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Danilo Miladinović provided it, and the 8.40 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A falling-out at Agia Napa

Nesta Zahui and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Danilo Miladinović the difference as Agia Napa beat Iraklis Gerolakkou

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Danilo Miladinović. 3‑1 against Iraklis Gerolakkou, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Simon Atkinson

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Market

Thiago Aranda is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Agia Napa has been clear about where Thiago Aranda stands, which is more than many ever get.

The dugout

Anninos Kyratzis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Agia Napa and Tibério Cunha

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Mathias Nilsson's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

  • The dugout The manager’s verdict
  • The dugout Mathias Nilsson asks for a word with the manager
  • Squad A row about effort at Agia Napa
Back issues
506 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

7 Apr 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The administrators have gone from Agia Napa

A year of somebody else signing off every invoice ends this week. The books are smaller, the squad is smaller, and for the first time since it began the club is allowed to plan.

Market

Ibrahim Samga asks to leave Agia Napa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

6 saves: Mathias Nilsson was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Andreas Merkis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andreas Merkis and Agia Napa agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Tempers go at Agia Napa

Marios Laifis was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Agia Napa

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Nesta Zahui was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The Agia Napa debt reaches $15.3M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Atkinson

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Still no ink between Agia Napa and Marios Laifis

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Agia Napa, another week without a signature from Marios Laifis.

In brief

504 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

24 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Vladislav Naydenov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Agia Napa may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Danilo Miladinović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Agia Napa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Wages eat 293% of everything Agia Napa earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Match

A bad afternoon for Agia Napa against APEA Akrotiri

0‑2 to APEA Akrotiri, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Thiago Aranda

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thiago Aranda, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

Agia Napa cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

No place for Charalabos Kyriakidis on the big day

He found out with everybody else, an hour before kick-off, from a sheet of paper on a wall. Nobody at Agia Napa pretended it was anything other than a decision about him.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Words at Agia Napa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Atkinson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

503 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

17 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Thabo Mokwena asks to leave Agia Napa

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Agia Napa end the wait against Apollon

It had gone 7 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Squad

Tempers go at Agia Napa

Danilo Miladinović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nesta Zahui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Agia Napa supporters have found a favourite in Simon Atkinson

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Simon Atkinson has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

The dugout

No hiding place for Charalabos Kyriakidis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Charalabos Kyriakidis, and the manager let it.

Match

Tibério Cunha sends Agia Napa past Apollon

It finished 1‑0, and it was Tibério Cunha’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Agia Napa.

Player ratings

Simon Atkinson beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Player ratings

Tibério Cunha takes the honours

Marked 7.38 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Agia Napa had the best player on the pitch.

In brief

498 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

11 Feb 2036
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nesta Zahui in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Agia Napa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pedro Miranda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Agia Napa caught on 85 minutes

The board was up, the win was priced in, and then Spartakos Kitiou scored. There is no worse minute to concede in and the ground emptied in the silence that follows one.

Market

Still no ink between Agia Napa and Marios Laifis

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Agia Napa, another week without a signature from Marios Laifis.

The dugout

The form table has caught Charalabos Kyriakidis

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

Squad

Grigorios Fortounis has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Agia Napa will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Match

Honours even between Agia Napa and Spartakos Kitiou

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

Marios Laifis knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Marios Laifis trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

489 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

10 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Anninos Kyratzis out for 45 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Agia Napa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Thiago Aranda has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Agia Napa they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A falling-out at Agia Napa

Danilo Miladinović and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Andreas Merkis gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Talks stall between Agia Napa and Charalabos Kyriakidis

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Charalabos Kyriakidis

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

The dugout

Nesta Zahui knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nesta Zahui trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

Words at Agia Napa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Simon Atkinson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

483 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Anninos Kyratzis out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Agia Napa will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Danilo Miladinović, 33, rolls back the years — 7.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.82 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Home is on Thabo Mokwena's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Agia Napa are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Tempers go at Agia Napa

Danilo Miladinović was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Agia Napa see off Chalkanoras Idaliou

Three points for Agia Napa, 2‑1 the final word against Chalkanoras Idaliou in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thabo Mokwena

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Agia Napa hit back inside 3 minutes

Chalkanoras Idaliou held the lead for 3 minutes, which is not long enough to enjoy it. Agia Napa answered before the celebration had properly finished, and the shape of the afternoon changed with it.

The dugout

Agia Napa pick somebody else ahead of Charalabos Kyriakidis

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 2‑1, already talking about the next one.

In brief

473 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jovanny Rahman

20 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Agia Napa lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Erasmo Mulè breaks a bone — 121 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 121 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Agia Napa

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Transfer targets

Ronald Huamán is a medical away from Agia Napa

The deal with Apollon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Danilo Miladinović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Agia Napa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Islom Abdullaev

Agia Napa asked and Doxa said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Nesta Zahui

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The clock does Momodou Jaiteh’s negotiating for him

1 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Agia Napa could ask drops and the wages Momodou Jaiteh can ask rise.

The dugout

Andrei Cordea knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Agia Napa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

469 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

23 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Panagiotis Merkis

53 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Agia Napa lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Bruno Župan breaks a bone — 29 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 29 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Agia Napa

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words exchanged at Agia Napa

Alexis Metaxas and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Nesta Zahui falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Pafos tell Agia Napa: Ioannis Stylianou is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thiago Aranda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Ronald Huamán is in the works

Agia Napa have made the call to Apollon. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Tibério Cunha asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

465 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

25 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

The knee: Panagiotis Merkis out for 81 days

81 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Agia Napa lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

57 days out for Bruno Župan after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Agia Napa will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Agia Napa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Agia Napa is running low.

Market

Đorđe Petrović hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Agia Napa can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Agia Napa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nesta Zahui is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Agia Napa rebuffed over Jason Elia

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Omonoia have kept their man, and Agia Napa go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Transfer targets

Agia Napa ask about Islom Abdullaev

A loan enquiry to Doxa: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Agia Napa

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Nesta Zahui knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Agia Napa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

461 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

28 May 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Panagiotis Merkis damages knee ligaments — 109 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 109 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Agia Napa boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Danilo Miladinović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Agia Napa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Jovanny Rahman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Jovanny Rahman asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Younes Kloufi runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Agia Napa money.

The dugout

Simon Atkinson has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Agia Napa will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

A door opens for Alexis Metaxas

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

Market

The Đorđe Petrović talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Agia Napa know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

457 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Agia Napa

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Words at Agia Napa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nesta Zahui is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Younes Kloufi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Thabo Mokwena is a square peg at Agia Napa

The system has changed and his position has not. A footballer can improve his form; he cannot improve the manager’s formation, and that is the whole of the problem.

Market

Experience through the door at Agia Napa

Thabo Mokwena arrives at 35 with nothing left to prove and plenty left to pass on. Legs are a young man's currency; knowing where to stand never ages.

The dugout

Nikolas Giallouros knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Nikolas Giallouros trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Simon Atkinson gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Simon Atkinson is on it.

Market

The clock does Younes Kloufi’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Agia Napa could ask drops and the wages Younes Kloufi can ask rise.

The dugout

Alexis Metaxas has been promised minutes

A conversation in the manager’s office, and a commitment that came out of it. Promises like that are cheap to make and expensive to break, and Alexis Metaxas has written the date down.

In brief

453 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

2 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Agia Napa go into administration

The club is in the hands of administrators, 9 points have gone off the table, and no signing may be made until further notice. Everything this season was about was decided in a room nobody from the ground was sitting in.

Squad

Armand Moreau damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Agia Napa

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Agia Napa is running low.

Squad

Momodou Jaiteh out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for Momodou Jaiteh, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Danilo Miladinović in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Agia Napa this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$943.9K from the owner keeps Agia Napa afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

A row about effort at Agia Napa

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Younes Kloufi was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

Christos Nikolaou gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Agia Napa and Momodou Jaiteh

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Agia Napa, another week without a signature from Momodou Jaiteh.

In brief

427 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

2 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Constantinos Merkis sends Agia Napa through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Constantinos Merkis obliged against Omonoia. 3‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Agia Napa.

Player ratings

Both of them Constantinos Merkis's — 8.46

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.46, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

What a way to start for Simon Atkinson — 7.67

0 on the scoresheet on his first appearance and a mark of 7.67 beside it. Most debuts are got through; this one was enjoyed, by him and by everybody watching it.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Danilo Miladinović — 7.87

Marked 7.87. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Squad

Tempers go at Agia Napa

Alexis Metaxas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Jovanny Rahman falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Simon Atkinson

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Younes Kloufi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Constantinos Merkis answers Omonoia immediately

Conceding is one thing; the response is what tells you about a dressing room. Constantinos Merkis had Agia Napa level again within 2 minutes, and Omonoia never got to play with a lead at all.

In brief

417 Edition

The Agia Napa Gazette

24 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Agia Napa

Jack May and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

Mohammed Bua Mbilia gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Words at Agia Napa training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Erasmo Mulè is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Simon Atkinson pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Maciej Sypniewski is in the works

Agia Napa have made the call to Omonoia Aradippou. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Market

Still no signature from Sotiris Kelepesii

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Agia Napa could get for him.

Market

Đorđe Petrović linked with a move away

The name of Đorđe Petrović keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Agia Napa say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

Jack May knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Agia Napa, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Boardroom

Agia Napa keep producing them

70 graduates from an academy now rated 7 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief