Umar Obafemi

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Bendel Insurance
24 Jul 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Umar Obafemi

364 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

18 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Leon Ogunjobi asks to leave Bendel Insurance

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Wisdom Udom falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Ney stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ney and Bendel Insurance agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Bendel Insurance see off Barau

Three points for Bendel Insurance, 2‑1 the final word against Barau in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

Bendel Insurance supporters have found a favourite in Umar Obafemi

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 20-year-old it feels ownership of. Umar Obafemi has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

One of those days for Wisdom Udom

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.44, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Promise Anyanwu

Marked 8.13 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Wisdom Udom is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.24 with 8 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Ney
  • Player ratings Odia Uyiosa spends the afternoon fouling
  • Market Still no signature from Ibrahim Obafemi
Back issues
355 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

The wait goes on for Bendel Insurance

14 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

John Nwakali breaks a bone — 57 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 57 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wisdom Udom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Peter Onuachu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Peter Onuachu and Bendel Insurance agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Wisdom Udom

7.58, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. Bendel Insurance had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Ikechukwu Iwobi was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

No goals between Bendel Insurance and Kun Khalifat

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Kun Khalifat will be the happier side with the point.

Player ratings

Umar Obafemi runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 8. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Bendel Insurance production line keeps running

65 graduates out of an academy now rated 9 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

  • Player ratings The pass was always on for Ney
  • Player ratings The referee tires of Odia Uyiosa
354 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

9 May 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Bendel Insurance

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Bendel Insurance are no longer polite ones.

Match

Bendel Insurance sink to position 18

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Calvin Ihenacho hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bendel Insurance can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Zilkifilu Rabiu stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Zilkifilu Rabiu and Bendel Insurance agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Wisdom Udom in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Promise Anyanwu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bendel Insurance against Shooting Stars

1‑2 to Shooting Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wisdom Udom

Marked 8.41 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Odia Uyiosa gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

  • Player ratings Nobody could get near Ney
  • Player ratings Umar Obafemi changes it off the bench
  • Player ratings Odia Uyiosa spends the afternoon fouling
328 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Ibrahim Obafemi hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bendel Insurance can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Peter Ademola in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wisdom Udom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

306 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Samuel Adjei damages knee ligaments — 114 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 114 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Wisdom Udom is carrying Bendel Insurance

12 goals and a season average of 7.38. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Promise Anyanwu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Bendel Insurance come up short against Bayelsa United

Bayelsa United left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Jacob John was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Wisdom Udom in the eights

A performance of 8.30 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

290 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Promise Anyanwu

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Wisdom Udom falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wisdom Udom

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Umar Obafemi stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Umar Obafemi and Bendel Insurance agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Peter Onuachu in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Bendel Insurance this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Bendel Insurance and Rangers International take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

289 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Ney

Successful dribbles: 37. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Bendel Insurance bow out of the cup

Warri Wolves go through and Bendel Insurance go home, 1‑2 the scoreline that did it. The dressing room will call the league the priority now, because that is what dressing rooms say.

Player ratings

Umar Obafemi, 19, plays like he has been here for years — 7.84

A mark of 7.84 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 19-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Squad

Odia Uyiosa signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Odia Uyiosa and Bendel Insurance agree another 3 years.

Squad

Words at Bendel Insurance training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Wisdom Udom is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bendel Insurance find a way past Kwara United

Kwara United made Bendel Insurance work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Zilkifilu Rabiu at his very best

Marked 8.14. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Bendel Insurance.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Odia Uyiosa

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Daniel Balogun was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

269 Edition

The Bendel Insurance Post

22 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Peter Ademola puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Bendel Insurance, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Promise Anyanwu runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Umar Obafemi

At 18 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Wisdom Udom sends Bendel Insurance past Shooting Stars

It finished 2‑0, and it was Wisdom Udom’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Bendel Insurance.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Wisdom Udom

Marked 8.63 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Emmanuel Akpan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Bendel Insurance

Peter Onuachu was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

When it matters, Wisdom Udom plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Ikechukwu Nwabueze gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief