Noah Nelson

Right Midfielder - Gloria Bistrița
16 Jan 2033
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Nelson

322 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

27 Sep 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

David Ciurel arrives at the club he grew up with

Every footballer has an answer to the question about his boyhood club, and most of them never get to act on it. David Ciurel has, at Gloria Bistrița, and the first month will show what that does to a man.

Player ratings

Noah Nelson, 21, steals the show — 7.64

Marked 7.64 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

Carlo Casap, 33, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Abdul Rahman Weiss pops up at the right end — 7.73

7.73, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Ingmar Egeland delivers — 7.99

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Ingmar Egeland scored, was marked 7.99, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Market

Francisc Cristea is a Gloria Bistrița player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Tempers go at Gloria Bistrița

Robert Geantă was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Denis Munteanu’s goal not enough for Gloria Bistrița

Denis Munteanu scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Chindia Târgoviște, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Match

Gloria Bistrița find a way past CSM Reșița

CSM Reșița made Gloria Bistrița work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

Back issues
318 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

30 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ezechiel Doungous

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gloria Bistrița lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Georgy Rykov

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Gloria Bistrița have done the hard part with Farul Constanța, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Tempers go at Gloria Bistrița

Robert Geantă was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gloria Bistrița training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Carlo Casap is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Rapid Bucharest tell Gloria Bistrița: Bogdan Ungureanu is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

Andrei Chiriches’s goal not enough for Gloria Bistrița

Andrei Chiriches scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Olimpia Satu Mare, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Boardroom

Gloria Bistrița cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Jonah Walker

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Dennis Chukwueze's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Gloria Bistrița are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

316 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

16 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Ezechiel Doungous

73 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gloria Bistrița lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A falling-out at Gloria Bistrița

Robert Geantă and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Carlo Casap falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

UTA Arad tell Gloria Bistrița: Martin Bley is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

ASA Târgu Mureș take the points off Gloria Bistrița

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Teo Herceg

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Gloria Bistrița

8 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Gloria Bistrița try to borrow Issiaka Touré

Ceahlăul Piatra Neamț have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

In brief

303 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

17 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Mothobi Mvala damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

George Man, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.88

A mark of 7.88 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Darius Paharnicu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gloria Bistrița, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Ingmar Egeland: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gloria Bistrița have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gloria Bistrița

Robert Geantă and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Carlo Casap falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Gloria Bistrița see off Chindia Târgoviște

Three points for Gloria Bistrița, 2‑0 the final word against Chindia Târgoviște in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Rodrigo Melro at his very best

Marked 8.24. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Gloria Bistrița.

Boardroom

107% of the income goes out in wages at Gloria Bistrița

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

302 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

10 May 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

The knee: Mothobi Mvala out for 77 days

77 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Gloria Bistrița lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Market

Paulius Lasickas asks to leave Gloria Bistrița

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Noah Nelson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gloria Bistrița have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words exchanged at Gloria Bistrița

Carlo Casap and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Gloria Bistrița

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Teo Herceg was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Embargo at Gloria Bistrița

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Gloria Bistrița reaches $17.9M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $17.9M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Mark Phillips

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Melro was the difference for Gloria Bistrița

Marked 7.75. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

294 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

15 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mothobi Mvala damages knee ligaments — 133 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 133 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Ezechiel Doungous puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gloria Bistrița, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Carlo Casap yet — 7.85

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.85 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The dugout

Noah Nelson: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gloria Bistrița have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A row about effort at Gloria Bistrița

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Carlo Casap was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Gloria Bistrița

Ionuţ Voicu and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Gloria Bistrița find a way past CS Tunari

CS Tunari made Gloria Bistrița work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

Embargo at Gloria Bistrița

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Squad

A club back home comes in for Ianis Spînu

The enquiry everybody at Gloria Bistrița was hoping would not arrive has arrived. He has never pretended he did not want to go back, and now there is somewhere to go back to.

In brief

254 Edition

The Gloria Bistrița Chronicle

9 Jun 2031
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

58 days out for Michael Idowu after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Gloria Bistrița will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Marius Hagi asks to leave Gloria Bistrița

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Silviu Balaure for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Gloria Bistrița will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Silviu Balaure in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gloria Bistrița this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Tommaso Boro gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Tommaso Boro has just signed for Gloria Bistrița, and for once the answer mattered.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Ionut Coman

Gloria Bistrița asked and CFR Cluj said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Gloria Bistrița

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Market

Talks stall between Gloria Bistrița and Daniil Borisov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Issiaka Touré is in the works

Gloria Bistrița have made the call to Ceahlăul Piatra Neamț. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

In brief