The Barracas Central Gazette
Match11 Nov 2037
The season ends here for Barracas Central
River Plate go through. The table said this team was good enough for months and the format does not care what the table said, which is the argument every eliminated club has had with itself since playoffs were invented.
The terraces16 Nov 2037
The ground has had enough
“We travel everywhere and we get this.” 8 of the 38 senior players heard it walking off, and the ones who did not hear it were not playing.
Squad16 Nov 2037
Julián Fernández: that is not what I was promised
“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Barracas Central have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.
Player ratings16 Nov 2037
A first appearance Sergio Miranda will want to forget — 5.66
Everybody's debut is one of two stories and this was the other one. 5.66, and the only consolation available is that nobody's career has ever been decided by ninety minutes in a shirt he had just been given.
Squad16 Nov 2037
Tempers go at Barracas Central
Manuel Duarte was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.
Match11 Nov 2037
7 goals as Barracas Central and River Plate go for it
Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Barracas Central and River Plate, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.
Squad16 Nov 2037
A move Juan Camilo Romero would have made for nothing
There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Juan Camilo Romero is living that version at Barracas Central, and it tends to show in the first month.
Boardroom16 Nov 2037
Barracas Central agree a free transfer for Francisco Álvarez
Nothing happens for months and then he simply arrives, at no cost, having signed a pre-contract while still turning out for somebody else. It is the least dramatic way to sign a footballer and frequently the shrewdest.
Squad16 Nov 2037
The manager makes an example of Tomás Porra
“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.
In brief
- Player ratings Nobody could get near Joel Flecha
- Boardroom Doors closed at Barracas Central
- Player ratings A costly moment from Dylan Duran