Rémi Roche

Striker - Stade Brestois
22 Oct 2035
Monday
Process

Marked for Rémi Roche

462 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

4 Jun 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Ilan Pain breaks a bone — 105 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 105 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Hugo Magnetti signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Hugo Magnetti and Stade Brestois agree another 2 years.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Matías Melo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stade Brestois are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Boardroom

Stade Brestois release $14.5M for the manager

The board have put money on the table rather than an encouraging word. What happens to it now is somebody else's problem, and somebody else's job.

In brief

Back issues
449 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

5 Mar 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Stade Brestois are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 44 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Stade Brestois count the cost of losing Mama Baldé

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Squad

Mama Baldé signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Mama Baldé and Stade Brestois agree another 2 years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathis Renault

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathis Renault will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Brestois the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Zakaria Ztouti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

437 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Stade Brestois are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 30 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Rémi Roche asks to leave Stade Brestois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Zakaria Ztouti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 24. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Romain Del Castillo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Mama Baldé

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mama Baldé, and the manager let it.

In brief

433 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

13 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Abdel Rahim Alhassane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Justin Bourgault falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

425 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

18 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yazid Moussa damages knee ligaments — 54 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 54 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Both of them Gabriel Lopes's — 8.67

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.67, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Rémi Roche hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Brestois can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Charles Abi, 34, rolls back the years — 8.08

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.08 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stade Brestois find a way past Nimes

Nimes made Stade Brestois work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdel Rahim Alhassane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Charles Paris out for 55 days

The medical room confirms 55 days on the sidelines for Charles Paris, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Player ratings

Zakaria Ztouti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

420 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

14 Aug 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Stade Brestois has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Yazid Moussa damages knee ligaments — 89 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 89 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rémi Roche hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Brestois can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Zakaria Ztouti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Efthymios Mandalos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Laurent Dumont comes home

The shirt still fits. Laurent Dumont is back at Stade Brestois, and half the ground remembers him in these colours already. Some signings need selling to the town; this one sold itself.

Squad

Abdel Rahim Alhassane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Stade Brestois beat the market to Jérôme Gérard from FC Lorient

FC Lorient will keep picking him until June and will get nothing for him after it. Jérôme Gérard has pre-agreed a move to Stade Brestois, and the only people who lose in that arrangement are the ones who let the contract run down.

Market

No place for Ismaël Touré in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Ismaël Touré has his answer from Stade Brestois; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

416 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Stade Brestois has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Yazid Moussa damages knee ligaments — 117 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 117 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Zakaria Ztouti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Efthymios Mandalos is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Romain Del Castillo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

411 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rémi Roche asks to leave Stade Brestois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Still no name above the door at Stade Brestois

Day 42 of the vacancy. Candidates have been priced, sounded out and quietly ruled out — and the caretaker’s win ratio is becoming an argument all by itself.

Squad

A move Axel Kedvesi would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Axel Kedvesi is living that version at Stade Brestois, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Gabriel Lopes wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Stade Brestois hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdel Rahim Alhassane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Marcel Mendes-Dudziński will join Stade Brestois for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Marcel Mendes-Dudziński has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Stade Brestois have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

Axel Kedvesi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Axel Kedvesi and Stade Brestois agree another 2 years.

Market

Abdel Rahim Alhassane placed on the list

Stade Brestois have made Abdel Rahim Alhassane available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

407 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

15 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stade Brestois are in real trouble now

Position 17, 23 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Rémi Roche asks to leave Stade Brestois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Stade Brestois still without a manager

14 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdel Rahim Alhassane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Matías Melo wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Stade Brestois know it.

In brief

402 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

10 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

7 matches without a win for Stade Brestois

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Stade Brestois are no longer polite ones.

Market

Rémi Roche hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Stade Brestois can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Stade Brestois come up short against FC Metz

FC Metz left with the points after a 3‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

7 goals as Stade Brestois and FC Metz go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Stade Brestois and FC Metz, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdel Rahim Alhassane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Gabriel Lopes stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gabriel Lopes and Stade Brestois agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Hugo Magnetti gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Josef Kolářík

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

399 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

20 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Stade Brestois are in real trouble now

Position 17, 22 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Jérémie Gnali asks to leave Stade Brestois

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Brestois's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Brestois has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Zakaria Ztouti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Abdel Rahim Alhassane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Olympique de Marseille take the points off Stade Brestois

Beaten 1‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Zakaria Ztouti

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Home is on Matías Melo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Stade Brestois are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Zannetos Savva

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

393 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

6 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Yoann Pujol

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

No end in sight to Stade Brestois's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Stade Brestois has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Stade Brestois

6 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Boardroom

Still nobody in the Stade Brestois dugout

36 days with the chair empty, a list of names that grows and shrinks by the day, and not one signature on anything. Every week that passes takes the best candidates off it.

Market

Only the photograph left for Dmytro Sukhonos

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Dmytro Sukhonos will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Brestois the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Zakaria Ztouti was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Zakaria Ztouti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Abdel Rahim Alhassane falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

388 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Stade Brestois run out of patience with Interim Coach

The end came on a Tuesday, as these things usually do: a short meeting, a shorter statement, and Interim Coach clearing his office by noon. Football’s cruellest ritual, performed to schedule.

The terraces

Anger at Stade Brestois spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Stade Brestois have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

The Stade Brestois board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Only the photograph left for Yoann Pujol

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Yoann Pujol will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Stade Brestois the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

A fracture rules Dominique Pons out for 20 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Brestois will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Interim Coach minds the shop at Stade Brestois

“I am not thinking past Saturday, and I would advise nobody else to.” The caretaker’s first rule is to pretend the job is small; Interim Coach recited it perfectly.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Adam Damois: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Stade Brestois have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

384 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

5 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Stade Brestois boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Boardroom

Stade Brestois put Interim Coach on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

A fracture rules Dominique Pons out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Stade Brestois will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Yoann Pujol is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Stade Brestois is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Rémi Roche puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Zakaria Ztouti in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Stade Brestois this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Stade Brestois training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Abdel Rahim Alhassane is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Yoann Pujol gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Josef Kolářík rescues a point for Stade Brestois

It needed Josef Kolářík to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Le Havre AC, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

382 Edition

The Stade Brestois Sentinel

21 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Stade Brestois out of the cup

Olympique de Marseille ended it 1‑0. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Market

Yoann Pujol puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Stade Brestois, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Yoann Pujol keeps Stade Brestois in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Junior Diaz was immovable

25 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Brestois

Abdel Rahim Alhassane was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

No hiding place for Yassine Boujouama

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Yassine Boujouama, and the manager let it.

Squad

Abdel Rahim Alhassane knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Stade Brestois, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Player ratings

Zakaria Ztouti runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 14. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Off the pace: Rémi Roche

A mark of 4.96 tells the story without any need for embellishment. He will want the tape of this one quietly lost.

In brief