Lars Meyer

Right Forward - Free Agent
22 Sep 2038
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Lars Meyer

579 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 31 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 31 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Köln throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with VfL Wolfsburg the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Köln will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

Both of them Saïd El Mala's — 8.74

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.74, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Muhammed Damar

Successful dribbles: 29. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

No end in sight to Köln's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Köln has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Leonardo Ferreira is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 21 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Market

Lars Meyer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Rav van den Berg falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

Back issues
578 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

24 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 38 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 38 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Saïd El Mala was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lars Meyer puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Köln, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Köln

10 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Yannick Dodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

576 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

10 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 52 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 52 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Elijah Scott is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Heidenheim come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Köln did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Köln lose Klaus Lange

40 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

575 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 59 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 59 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Muhammed Damar stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Muhammed Damar and Köln agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

574 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

27 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Philipp Müller damages knee ligaments — 66 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 66 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lars Meyer hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Köln can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Brandon Austin signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Brandon Austin and Köln agree another 2 years.

In brief

572 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

13 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

81 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Elijah Scott

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Elijah Scott will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Marco Kana raises the bar for Köln

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Köln heard it as anything else.

Market

Köln turn down Heidenheim for Lars Meyer

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Yannick Dodo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

571 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

6 Jul 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński has been here 11 seasons

425 appearances across 11 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Jakub Kamiński wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Köln hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Saïd El Mala in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Lewi Richards stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Lewi Richards and Köln agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Lars Meyer is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Köln is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

570 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

29 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Lars Meyer asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Steven Wijnaldum has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Köln they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Köln

Jakub Kamiński was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Leonardo Ferreira at Köln

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Leonardo Ferreira is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rav van den Berg is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

569 Edition

The Köln Sentinel

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Philipp Müller

102 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Köln lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Nadir Zortea asks to leave Köln

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Jakub Kamiński in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Köln this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Bunk

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Bunk will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Köln the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Köln training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yannick Dodo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Romelu Castagne signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Romelu Castagne and Köln agree another 5 years.

In brief