Martín Cano

Right Midfielder - Free Agent
17 Mar 2033
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Marked for Martín Cano

301 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

3 May 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Denis Beskorovainy breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Martín Cano puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Vladislav Shubovich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Vladislav Shubovich commits to Osipovichi for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Arseniy Prokopenko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$164.3K from the owner keeps Osipovichi afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vladislav Shubovich was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Lokomotiv Gomel take the points off Osipovichi

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Maxim Zhabitskiy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Artur Chumak was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 18. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

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The Osipovichi Post

5 Apr 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Denis Beskorovainy breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Pavel Savitski sends Osipovichi through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Pavel Savitski obliged against Neman. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Osipovichi.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Maxim Zhabitskiy

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Pavel Savitski at 17 — 7.82

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Pavel Savitski did not need any: 7.82, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Martín Cano puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Vladislav Yatskevich yet — 7.81

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

The dugout

Fernando Simoes says Osipovichi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Arseniy Prokopenko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

$147.3K of the owner's money at Osipovichi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

293 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

8 Mar 2032
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

128 days out for Denis Beskorovainy after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Osipovichi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Player ratings

Pavel Savitski could not have asked for more on his first appearance — 8.24

Debuts are survived rather than enjoyed. This one was enjoyed: 8.24, 1 goals, and a manager already being asked whether he starts again next week.

The dugout

Arseny Kalugin: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Osipovichi have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Martín Cano asks to leave Osipovichi

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The Osipovichi board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Vladislav Yatskevich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Osipovichi

9 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Boardroom

$141.5K of the owner's money at Osipovichi

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Transfer targets

Osipovichi rebuffed over Andrei Kislyak

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Slavia Mozyr have kept their man, and Osipovichi go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

9 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

18 days out for Andrey Romanov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Osipovichi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Martín Cano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Osipovichi

Vladislav Yatskevich was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Fernando Simoes wants to go home

“I have tried. I have really tried, and every day I wake up in the wrong place.” Nobody at Osipovichi can coach that out of a man, and nobody there is pretending to.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vladislav Dybin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Wages eat 90% of everything Osipovichi earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

The dugout

Maxim Zhabitskiy knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Maxim Zhabitskiy trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

The dugout

Darko Djuricic is still paying for one afternoon at Osipovichi

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The Vladislav Shubovich question follows Osipovichi around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Vladislav Shubovich’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

286 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

19 Jan 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Osipovichi boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Andrey Romanov breaks a bone — 39 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 39 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Vladislav Yatskevich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Osipovichi

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

The dugout

Vlad Filip gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Still no ink between Osipovichi and Maxim Zhabitskiy

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Osipovichi, another week without a signature from Maxim Zhabitskiy.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vladislav Dybin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Market

The Kleidi Xhani question follows Osipovichi around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Kleidi Xhani’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Market

The shop window has Petr Kazantsev in it

Osipovichi have let the market know Petr Kazantsev can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

29 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Andrey Romanov breaks a bone — 60 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 60 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Martín Cano hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Osipovichi can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Arseniy Prokopenko in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Dybin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Osipovichi keep their word to Hleb Kislyak

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Darko Djuricic asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

279 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

1 Dec 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

88 days out for Andrey Romanov after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Osipovichi will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Martín Cano puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury and 16 days out for Denis Beskorovainy

The most common injury in the game and the most rushed back from. Osipovichi will quote 16 days and will be careful with it, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Vladislav Yatskevich and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

A step back for Kleidi Xhani at Osipovichi

Somebody has moved past him. It is not a dropping and it is worse than one, because a dropping is about a Saturday and this is about where he stands.

Market

Osipovichi buy the years ahead of Mato Simunovic

He is 20, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Market

Talks stall between Osipovichi and Arseniy Sokol

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Market

Andrey Romanov brings the grey hairs Osipovichi lacked

At 33, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

The dugout

Vlad Filip asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief

274 Edition

The Osipovichi Post

27 Oct 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Petr Kazantsev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Osipovichi, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Osipovichi

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Osipovichi is running low.

Squad

A falling-out at Osipovichi

Arseniy Prokopenko and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Osipovichi training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Vladislav Shubovich is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Osipovichi cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Talks stall between Osipovichi and Ignatiy Sidor

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Mikita Laptev is a Osipovichi player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

Words exchanged at Osipovichi

Vladislav Yatskevich and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Arseniy Prokopenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The borrowing at Osipovichi reaches $7.0M

Past the limit the bank set, which is the line between a club being financed and a club being in trouble. $7.0M is now the number every conversation about this club will start with.

The dugout

A promise honoured at Osipovichi

Something was said to Arseniy Prokopenko and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

The dugout

Arseniy Prokopenko knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Arseniy Prokopenko trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Squad

The formation has left Mikita Laptev behind

Every shape has positions in it and this one does not have his. Osipovichi will either change the shape, change his job, or change his club, and he is waiting to hear which.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Martín Cano

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A season on the outside for Kleidi Xhani

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Osipovichi has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

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The Osipovichi Post

21 Apr 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Supporters organise against the Osipovichi board

A bad atmosphere can be waited out. A group of people meeting afterwards to decide what to do about it cannot, and everybody in the building knows which stage this is.

The dugout

Stefan Iancu frozen out at Osipovichi

This is not rotation. Stefan Iancu has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Osipovichi is pretending otherwise.

The dugout

Martín Cano says Osipovichi went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

4 matches without a win for Osipovichi

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Osipovichi are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Vladislav Yatskevich in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Osipovichi this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Osipovichi are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Match

Denis Beskorovainy’s goal not enough for Osipovichi

Denis Beskorovainy scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Niva, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A row about effort at Osipovichi

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Vladislav Dybin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

The Osipovichi debt reaches $6.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

In brief