Liam Ellis

Striker - Colchester United
9 Apr 2035
Monday
Process

Marked for Liam Ellis

446 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Ryan Mombo out for 66 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Colchester United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Nobody wants to play Colchester United right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Adrian Akande in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Kaion Lisbie

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Colchester United find a way past Crawley Town

Crawley Town made Colchester United work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Adrian Akande

Marked 8.38 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

Words at Colchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kane Vincent-Young is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Francis Leather in the eights

A performance of 8.10 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Squad

Liam Ellis stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Liam Ellis and Colchester United agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

Back issues
431 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

30 Oct 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

The cup run ends for Colchester United

0‑1 against Manchester City, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Player ratings

Kaion Lisbie runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 28. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Max Jolliffe in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Colchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kane Vincent-Young is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Colchester United and Tranmere Rovers

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Squad

No hiding place for Kostas Vyrsokinos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kostas Vyrsokinos, and the manager let it.

In brief

424 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alikhan Fazylov breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near JK Gordon

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Stephen Roberts hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Colchester United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Colchester United say no — this time

The offer from Bristol Rovers for Liam Ellis was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at Colchester United

Max Jolliffe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Kaion Lisbie sends Colchester United past Cheltenham Town

It finished 1‑0, and it was Kaion Lisbie’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Colchester United.

Squad

Kane Vincent-Young falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jamie Pardington signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Jamie Pardington and Colchester United agree another 1 years.

Player ratings

Kaion Lisbie stands above it all

Some games turn on a moment; this one turned on a man. 7.83 on the card, and the Colchester United support went home talking about one name.

In brief

423 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

4 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alikhan Fazylov breaks a bone — 48 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 48 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Omar Gálvez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Colchester United, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

10 seasons of Ellis Iandolo

557 appearances across 10 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Colchester United know what they have.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Adrian Akande

Successful dribbles: 23. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Adrian Akande in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Percy Baker

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Percy Baker will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Colchester United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Liam Ellis attracts admirers

The name of Liam Ellis has come up in conversations Colchester United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Player ratings

Tyrese Hall was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.17. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Words at Colchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. JK Gordon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

418 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Alikhan Fazylov breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Max Jolliffe hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Colchester United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Colchester United

Adrian Akande was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Percy Baker

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Percy Baker will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Colchester United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

The Dan Cameron conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Harrogate Town will make the call about Dan Cameron this week. Colchester United have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Market

Eyes on Liam Ellis again

The phone has started ringing about Liam Ellis again, and this time the name on the line is Bromley. Colchester United are listening politely and promising nothing.

In brief

414 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

3 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Colchester United part company with Interim Coach

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

Alikhan Fazylov breaks a bone — 111 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 111 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Colchester United

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Market

Omar Gálvez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Colchester United can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Colchester United

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Dan Cameron attracts admirers

The name of Dan Cameron has come up in conversations Colchester United were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Tempers go at Colchester United

Adrian Akande was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Percy Baker has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Colchester United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Real improvement from Liam Ellis at Colchester United

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Liam Ellis is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

In brief

396 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

27 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Colchester United

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Match

9 matches without a win for Colchester United

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Colchester United are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Nicholas King breaks a bone — 115 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 115 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Liam Ellis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Colchester United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tyrese Hall

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Adrian Akande in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Colchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. JK Gordon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Colchester United and Chesterfield cancel each other out

Nil-nil, and few chances worth the name. Chesterfield came to defend and left with exactly what they came for.

Market

The Ellis Iandolo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Colchester United know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

393 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

6 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Colchester United sink to position 24

21 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Boardroom

Nicholas Simmons has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Colchester United can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

The terraces

The mood at Colchester United has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Market

Joaquín Cornaglia hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Colchester United can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Joaquín Cornaglia has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Colchester United they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No end in sight to Colchester United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Colchester United has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Colchester United

Adrian Akande was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Colchester United come up short against Lincoln City

Lincoln City left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

JK Gordon falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

367 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

8 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Liam Ellis: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Colchester United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Ellis Iandolo has been here 8 seasons

520 appearances across 8 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Adrian Akande in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

364 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

18 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Liam Ellis

15 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colchester United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Mateusz Glik is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Boardroom

Charles Taylor will join Colchester United for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Charles Taylor has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Colchester United have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Squad

JK Gordon in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A late step up for Galstyan Varugan

At 24 the improving is meant to be over. It is not: 3 points better than the mark taken at the start of the year, which is the sort of thing that happens to players who take the boring parts of the job seriously.

Market

A long bet from Colchester United on Stephen Roberts

He is 20, and nobody at Colchester United signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

363 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

11 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Liam Ellis

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colchester United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Max Jolliffe signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Max Jolliffe commits to Colchester United for another 4 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Colchester United

Charlie Goode was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

362 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Liam Ellis damages knee ligaments — 32 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 32 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Kane Vincent-Young: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Colchester United have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Owen Moore

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Owen Moore will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Colchester United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Owen Moore has agreed to leave Colchester United for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Charlie Goode in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Colchester United training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adrian Akande is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

$521.9K on the table at Colchester United

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Boardroom

Wages eat 89% of everything Colchester United earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Boardroom

Colchester United sign 7 boys into the academy

None of them will be seen by anybody outside the training ground for three years, most of them will never play a senior match, and one of them might change the club. That is the whole proposition, and it is why academies exist.

In brief

361 Edition

The Colchester United Herald

27 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Liam Ellis

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Colchester United lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Tyrese Hall

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Only the photograph left for Artem Serebryakov

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Artem Serebryakov will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Colchester United the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Colchester United to lose Artem Serebryakov for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Artem Serebryakov has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Adrian Akande in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Colchester United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons take the points off Colchester United

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Charlie Goode

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Kien Connolly falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

The Tyrese Hall story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Tyrese Hall signs something — a contract at Colchester United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief