Robert Parker

Central Defender - Brighton U20
19 Sep 2038
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Marked for Robert Parker

559 Edition

The Brighton Post

13 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Robert Parker breaks a bone — 17 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 17 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Brighton

Diego Coppola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Babis Kostoulas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Brighton still without a manager

12 days since the seat came open, a list of names doing the rounds, and nobody has signed anything. Every week this drags on the shortlist gets shorter.

Squad

No hiding place for Josh Hamilton

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Josh Hamilton, and the manager let it.

Market

Babis Kostoulas linked with a move away

The name of Babis Kostoulas keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Brighton say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

Back issues
558 Edition

The Brighton Post

6 Apr 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

the manager is out at Brighton

Four paragraphs on the club website, none of them about football. The board thanked him, wished him well, and had the search under way before the page went up.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joe Duncan

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Brighton out of the cup

Arsenal ended it 1‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Match

No mercy from Brighton

Sheffield will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Brighton were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Boardroom

A stranger takes charge at Brighton

The coaching staff has emptied out entirely and there was nobody internal to promote, so the club has appointed a name almost none of its supporters will recognise. Clubs recover from this; none of them enjoy explaining it.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Brighton

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

Robert Parker breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Diego Coppola, 33, rolls back the years — 9.60

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.60 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Boardroom

Interim Coach steps up at Brighton for now

“Somebody picks the team on Saturday. This week it is me, and that is as far as I have thought.” No promises were made in either direction, which is how these usually begin.

In brief

557 Edition

The Brighton Post

30 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Brighton boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Georginio Rutter scores twice — 9.41

Two goals and a mark of 9.41 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Joe Duncan

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Robert Parker breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Josh Hamilton keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brighton may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Brighton

Diego Coppola was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Matthew Robinson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Matthew Robinson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Brighton the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Brighton get the job done against West Ham United

A 2‑1 win over West Ham United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Yankuba Minteh keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

556 Edition

The Brighton Post

23 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Nils Ramming keeps Brighton in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A fracture rules Robert Parker out for 39 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Brighton will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Yankuba Minteh is carrying Brighton

13 goals and a season average of 7.74. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Daniel Atkinson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Brighton may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Yankuba Minteh was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.49. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

Tyler Silsby was on a different afternoon to everybody else

9.13. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Brighton see off Arsenal

Three points for Brighton, 2‑1 the final word against Arsenal in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Market

The Yankuba Minteh question follows Brighton around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Yankuba Minteh’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

The chances came and went for Evan Ferguson

11 shots, and a count that reads like a good afternoon until you check the other column. Strikers survive weeks like this on the understanding that the chances keep arriving; the day they stop is the day it becomes a problem.

In brief

555 Edition

The Brighton Post

16 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Robert Parker out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Brighton will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Yankuba Minteh is carrying Brighton

12 goals and a season average of 7.70. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

Babis Kostoulas in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brighton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Brighton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Evan Ferguson is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

One of those days for Yankuba Minteh

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.86, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Evan Ferguson keeps on missing

Shots: 11, not one of them in. A centre forward is paid for one thing, and on this evidence he has forgotten which thing it is.

In brief

554 Edition

The Brighton Post

9 Mar 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Parker breaks a bone — 56 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 56 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Babis Kostoulas's — 7.50

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 7.50, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Diego Coppola yet — 9.01

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 9.01 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Babis Kostoulas is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.55 with 13 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Diego Coppola in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Brighton this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Brighton training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Babis Kostoulas is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Facundo Buonanotte

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Babis Kostoulas sends Brighton past Bournemouth

It finished 3‑1, and it was Babis Kostoulas’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Brighton.

Match

Bournemouth blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Bournemouth tried to reorganise, Brighton did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

In brief