Simon Watson

Left Forward - Chelsea
25 Nov 2046
Sunday
Process

Marked for Simon Watson

1056 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

22 Oct 2046
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chelsea make home a hard place to visit

53 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nil Gallardo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Harry Cunningham sends Chelsea past Leeds United

It finished 2‑0, and it was Harry Cunningham’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Chelsea.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Christian Vertonghen at his very best

Marked 8.03. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Chelsea.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Watson

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

When it matters, Andrés Santos plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

Kendry Páez linked with a move away

The name of Kendry Páez keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Chelsea say nothing, which says plenty.

Boardroom

Chelsea bank $930.0K from an old deal

The unglamorous genius of a well-written contract. Robert Williams is somebody else's player now, and $930.0K has arrived because the people who sold him thought further ahead than the transfer window.

Squad

Chelsea pick somebody else ahead of Nathan De Cat

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

Back issues
1054 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

8 Oct 2046
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Chelsea

52 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Andrés Santos keeps Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Both of them Simon Watson's — 8.98

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.98, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

David Brown says Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nil Gallardo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Daniel Evans is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Chelsea get the job done against Newcastle United

A 2‑1 win over Newcastle United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Joshua Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

John Bell out for 19 days

The medical room confirms 19 days on the sidelines for John Bell, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

In brief

1053 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

1 Oct 2046
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Tottenham take the derby

1‑2, and no way to dress it up. A derby defeat follows a supporter to work on Monday, and this one will follow him all week.

Market

Nil Gallardo wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Chelsea hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Squad

Nil Gallardo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nathan De Cat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Doors closed at Chelsea

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

When it matters, Kendry Páez plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Andrés Santos loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Andrés Santos. Chelsea will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Michael Robinson

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Bernardo Miranda question follows Chelsea around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Bernardo Miranda’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

1051 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

17 Sep 2046
From our football correspondent Triumph

Market

Daniel Barnes is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Andrés Santos keeps Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Joshua Cunningham scores twice — 8.81

Two goals and a mark of 8.81 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Kendry Páez, 39, rolls back the years — 8.03

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.03 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Chelsea find a way past Birmingham

Birmingham made Chelsea work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Nathan De Cat falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Veljko Milosavljević has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Simon Watson

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

1048 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

27 Aug 2046
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Whatever happens, Chelsea do not lose

34 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Match

Simon Watson breaks Hull City hearts

Some goals win a match and some take one off somebody else. Simon Watson scored in the 87th minute, Hull City had already begun thinking about the journey home, and Chelsea took the lot.

Market

Chelsea turn down Sunderland for Timothy Vanaken

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Match

Chelsea find a way past Hull City

Hull City made Chelsea work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nathan De Cat is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Andrew Parker conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Cardiff City will make the call about Andrew Parker this week. Chelsea have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Player ratings

Simon Watson was the difference for Chelsea

Marked 7.94. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

Kendry Páez has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Joseph Morris stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joseph Morris and Chelsea agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

1035 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

28 May 2046
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Chelsea

47 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

Whatever happens, Chelsea do not lose

32 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Boardroom

Chelsea have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Squad

Nathan De Cat damages knee ligaments — 28 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 28 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

The small margins put Chelsea out

Out, 1‑1 to Manchester United, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

Player ratings

Robert Williams runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 31. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The season belongs to Veljko Milosavljević

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Chelsea have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Andrés Santos keeps Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Michael Robinson is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.41 with 20 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

In brief

1028 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

9 Apr 2046
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Nobody wins at Chelsea

46 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Match

31 unbeaten for Chelsea

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 31 matches without defeat is a foundation Chelsea did not have in the autumn.

Match

Simon Watson sends Chelsea through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Simon Watson obliged against Arsenal. 1‑0 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Chelsea.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Robert Williams

Successful dribbles: 28. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Andrés Santos keeps Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Veljko Milosavljević stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Veljko Milosavljević and Chelsea agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Luke Williams asks to leave Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

A derby belongs to Simon Watson

Beat anybody else and it is three points. Beat them and it is a story a city tells for a decade. Chelsea have their man.

Market

Only the photograph left for Goncalo Martins

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Goncalo Martins will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chelsea the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

1017 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

22 Jan 2046
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

10 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Match

Chelsea up to position 1

62 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Chelsea say no — this time

The offer from Fulham for Joshua Cunningham was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrés Santos

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Kendry Páez, 38, rolls back the years — 8.07

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.07 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Tex Jeppsson Bergqvist hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Paul Barnes is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Chelsea keep winning on the road

4 away wins in a row. Travelling support is the truest kind, and this season it is being repaid in the only currency that counts.

Market

James Carter attracts admirers

The name of James Carter has come up in conversations Chelsea were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

In brief

1012 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

18 Dec 2045
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Henrik Singh damages knee ligaments — 30 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 30 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Simon Watson scores twice — 6.83

Two goals and a mark of 6.83 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Chelsea cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Henrik Singh says Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Luke Wood is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Chelsea find a way past Fulham

Fulham made Chelsea work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Nathan De Cat in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Andrés Santos shuts the door again

10 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Market

The Kendry Páez talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Chelsea know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

1000 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

25 Sep 2045
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wins at Chelsea

28 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Henrik Singh damages knee ligaments — 128 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 128 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

No mercy from Chelsea

Wolverhampton will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Chelsea were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

7 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Daniel Barnes yet — 8.15

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.15 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Luke Wood has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Michael Robinson

Marked 8.29 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

One of those days for Simon Watson

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.17, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Kento Maeda gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

979 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

1 May 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk has been here 12 seasons

385 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Tempers go at Chelsea

Kendry Páez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Andrew Parker is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

976 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

10 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

17 unbeaten for Chelsea

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 17 matches without defeat is a foundation Chelsea did not have in the autumn.

Match

Cup progress for Chelsea

A 1‑0 win over Manchester United, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

Levi Colwill says Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kendry Páez yet — 7.91

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.91 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Liam Collins is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Veljko Milosavljević is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Timothy Hawkins

21 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Robert Williams runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Kendry Páez has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Chelsea will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

975 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

3 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrés Santos

There were 16 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The run at home goes on for Chelsea

25 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Chelsea cannot stop winning

6 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Market

Veljko Milosavljević raises the bar for Chelsea

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Chelsea heard it as anything else.

Squad

Mathys Tel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Paul Spencer has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Veljko Milosavljević falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Daniel Barnes sends Chelsea past Manchester United

It finished 2‑1, and it was Daniel Barnes’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Chelsea.

Player ratings

Robert Williams runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

  • Player ratings Simon Watson was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Player ratings Ninety minutes of Daniel Barnes at his very best
  • Boardroom $31.8M on the table at Chelsea
974 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

27 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

5 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Market

James Carter hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Chelsea can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Henrik Singh says Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

James Carter has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Chelsea are at home on the road

4 straight away victories. Sides that win away are usually sides that can defend and can counter, and the table has begun to reflect what those journeys have earned.

Match

Chelsea get the job done against Sunderland

A 2‑1 win over Sunderland, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Chelsea settle it inside twenty minutes

2 goals before the ground had finished arriving. Sunderland spent the rest of the afternoon playing a match that had already been decided, and everybody in the stadium knew it.

Squad

Yehor Yarmoliuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Timothy Vanaken

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Timothy Vanaken, and the manager let it.

In brief

972 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

13 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Andrés Santos

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Simon Watson scores twice — 8.86

Two goals and a mark of 8.86 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Nicholas Bennett keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chelsea may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Liam Collins has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Veljko Milosavljević is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Chelsea

Simon Watson was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Robert Williams

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Chelsea see off Birmingham

Three points for Chelsea, 2‑1 the final word against Birmingham in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

970 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

27 Feb 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chelsea make home a hard place to visit

22 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Chelsea do the business in Europe

3‑1. Continental football is where a club finds out what it actually is, and Chelsea came through the finding-out well against Austria Wien.

Match

9 unbeaten for Chelsea

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 9 matches without defeat is a foundation Chelsea did not have in the autumn.

Market

James Carter puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for James Carter

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. James Carter will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chelsea the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Chelsea training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Veljko Milosavljević is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Simon Watson has a hand in both — 7.45

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.45, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Michael Robinson at his very best

Marked 8.28. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Chelsea.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Timothy Hawkins

Marked 8.14 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

In brief

968 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

13 Feb 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

The run at home goes on for Chelsea

19 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Match

Chelsea tear Hull City apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Hull City, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Kendry Páez takes the afternoon — 8.38

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Kendry Páez provided it, and the 8.38 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Blackburn Rovers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chelsea did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Liam Collins has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Joshua Davis keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Chelsea may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Chelsea

Mathys Tel was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Another clean sheet for Andrés Santos

18 shut-outs and counting. Goalkeepers are only noticed when they fail, and Andrés Santos has given nobody the chance.

Boardroom

Chelsea to lose Edward Reid for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Edward Reid has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

In brief

966 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

30 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chelsea make home a hard place to visit

18 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Match

Chelsea run riot against Newcastle United

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Market

Only the photograph left for Stefanos Tzimas

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Stefanos Tzimas will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Chelsea the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Hull City come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chelsea did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Andrés Santos keeps Chelsea in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Veljko Milosavljević yet — 8.36

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.36 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

James Carter puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Chelsea, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

David Brown says Chelsea went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Chelsea

Stefanos Tzimas was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

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From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Chelsea up to position 1

61 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

Kendry Páez raises the bar for Chelsea

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Chelsea heard it as anything else.

Market

James Carter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Chelsea is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Queens Park Rangers come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and Chelsea did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Stefanos Tzimas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Simon Watson in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Arsenal are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Chelsea will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Andrés Santos shuts the door again

15 clean sheets and counting. Strikers leave this ground muttering his name, which is exactly how a goalkeeper measures a good season.

Squad

Home is on Goncalo Martins's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Chelsea are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

In brief

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The Chelsea Chronicle

9 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Chelsea say no — this time

The offer from Benfica for Adam Morris was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Bournemouth watching Stefanos Tzimas

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Chelsea have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Market

Goncalo Martins asks to leave Chelsea

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rémy Gauthier is a Chelsea player

The fee is $3.2M, the contract is signed, and the argument about whether he is worth it can begin. Aston Villa drove a hard bargain; time will say who won it.

Squad

Tempers go at Chelsea

Kendry Páez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A move Rémy Gauthier would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. Rémy Gauthier is living that version at Chelsea, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Stefanos Tzimas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Andrés Santos gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

A bad afternoon for Chelsea against Blackburn Rovers

0‑2 to Blackburn Rovers, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

In brief

  • Boardroom Nobody left the Chelsea dressing room in a hurry
  • The terraces The spotlight tightens on Andrés Santos
  • Player ratings An afternoon Simon Watson will want back
961 Edition

The Chelsea Chronicle

26 Dec 2044
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

Chelsea are in among the leaders

Position 1 and 54 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Market

Stefanos Tzimas has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Chelsea they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Chelsea make home a hard place to visit

14 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Player ratings

Mathys Tel, 39, rolls back the years — 8.58

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.58 at 39, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Chelsea right now

4 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Mathys Tel in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Stefanos Tzimas falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Joshua Cunningham the difference as Chelsea beat Crystal Palace

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Joshua Cunningham. 2‑0 against Crystal Palace, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Another clean sheet for Andrés Santos

12 shut-outs and counting. Goalkeepers are only noticed when they fail, and Andrés Santos has given nobody the chance.

In brief