Noah Embolo

Left Wingback - Stade Lausanne-Ouchy U18
6 May 2029
Sunday
Process

Marked for Noah Embolo

104 Edition

The Stade Lausanne-Ouchy Chronicle

24 Jul 2028
From our football correspondent Crisis

The dugout

Luca Mazzeo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Stade Lausanne-Ouchy may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

Mahamadou Kanouté is a medical away from Stade Lausanne-Ouchy

The deal with Yverdon is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Squad

Tempers go at Stade Lausanne-Ouchy

Evan Rossier was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

5 academy graduates step up at Stade Lausanne-Ouchy

Senior shirt numbers handed to boys the coaches have known since they were twelve. Most will not make it and all of them have already done the hard part.

Transfer targets

Stade Lausanne-Ouchy rebuffed over Evan Bouttier

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Grasshopper have kept their man, and Stade Lausanne-Ouchy go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Lino Sousa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Wil take the points off Stade Lausanne-Ouchy

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Justin Lukas frozen out at Stade Lausanne-Ouchy

This is not rotation. Justin Lukas has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at Stade Lausanne-Ouchy is pretending otherwise.

Market

Michel Gavranovic steps up from the Stade Lausanne-Ouchy academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Michel Gavranovic has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

In brief