Patrick Hateboer

Right Midfielder - Zwolle
15 Feb 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Patrick Hateboer

496 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

28 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Zwolle strike at the death to beat De Graafschap

There were 86 minutes on the clock and De Graafschap had all but banked the point. Football rarely reads the room, and Zwolle did not stop to explain themselves.

Market

Folke Karlsson has said yes to Telstar

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. Zwolle have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Player ratings

Bas Bergwijn, 21, steals the show — 8.11

Marked 8.11 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Sanjeev van Haren hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Sanjeev van Haren has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Twan Schens falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Oussama Targhalline

Zwolle asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

The terraces

Zwolle supporters have found a favourite in Patrick Hateboer

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Patrick Hateboer has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief

Back issues
494 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

14 Jan 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Celton Biai stands alone

9 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Tim Dijks turns Dordrecht down

“It was not right for me. I am not going to explain why to anybody except the people I owe an explanation to.” A deal agreed between two clubs, and a player who declined to be part of it.

Market

Terms done: Sanjeev van Haren is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and VVV-Venlo waiting with a shirt. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Bas Bergwijn at 21 — 8.16

The hardest thing about being 21 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Bas Bergwijn did not need any: 8.16, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Mickayle Arends asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ibrahim Ayyildiz

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ibrahim Ayyildiz will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zwolle the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Bas Bergwijn is the real thing at 21

A season average of 7.25 at an age when most of his year group are still in the youth team. Zwolle know what they have, and so, by now, does everybody else.

Boardroom

Ibrahim Ayyildiz has agreed to leave Zwolle for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Transfer targets

Zwolle rebuffed over Crysencio Summerville

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Feyenoord have kept their man, and Zwolle go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

488 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

3 Dec 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Zwolle tear VVV-Venlo apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against VVV-Venlo, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

A brace, and Bas Bergwijn takes the afternoon — 9.09

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Bas Bergwijn provided it, and the 9.09 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer, 21, steals the show — 7.91

Marked 7.91 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Boardroom

Zwolle to lose Twan Schens for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Twan Schens has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Market

Only the photograph left for Folke Karlsson

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Folke Karlsson will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zwolle the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Twan Schens was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Hateboer

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Mathias Emilsen at his very best

Marked 8.00. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Zwolle.

In brief

485 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The cup run ends for Zwolle

0‑1 against Almere City, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Tim Dijks hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Mathias Emilsen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 25. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Twan Schens falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zwolle against Dordrecht

0‑1 to Dordrecht, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Zwolle count the cost of losing Cody Lang

31 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Mathias Emilsen gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

483 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

29 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Ryan De Roon hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Folke Karlsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Jesse van Piggelen was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Hateboer

Successful dribbles: 20. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

ADO Den Haag take the points off Zwolle

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Cody Wijnaldum

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Interim Coach to a room that had heard them before.

Squad

Jordy Klaassen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Quincy Promes is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Zwolle has been clear about where Quincy Promes stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief

482 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

22 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Tim Dijks is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Player ratings

Bas Bergwijn, 20, steals the show — 7.94

Marked 7.94 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Rick De Ligt asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Twan Schens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

One of their own: Owen Xavi Simons

He is 21 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Zwolle see off MVV Maastricht

Three points for Zwolle, 2‑0 the final word against MVV Maastricht in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Zwolle

6 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

The dugout

Interim Coach has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Interim Coach on a 2‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

481 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

15 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Mathias Emilsen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Mathias Emilsen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zwolle the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Mickayle Arends puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zwolle, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Twan Schens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Zwolle lose Cody Lang

59 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Mickayle Arends wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Zwolle know it.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 85% of the Zwolle income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

Market

Still no ink between Zwolle and Mathias Emilsen

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Zwolle, another week without a signature from Mathias Emilsen.

The dugout

Twan Schens knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Zwolle, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

479 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Folke Karlsson has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Twan Schens is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Onne de Flart was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Owen Xavi Simons — 6.75

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 12 actions, 6.75, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Match

A bad afternoon for Zwolle against Heracles

0‑2 to Heracles, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Hateboer

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

No hiding place for Noah Laghmich

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Noah Laghmich, and the manager let it.

Market

Zwolle and Twan Schens are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

478 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

24 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Tim Dijks has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Market

Rick De Ligt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

Zwolle to lose Mathias Emilsen for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Mathias Emilsen has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Twan Schens and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Home is on Aldo Garces's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Zwolle are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

The terraces

One of their own: Ryan De Roon

He is 23 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Match

Zwolle see off Telstar

Three points for Zwolle, 1‑0 the final word against Telstar in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Cain Seedorf was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

475 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Tim Dijks takes the match ball home

5 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Market

Tim Dijks agrees terms with De Graafschap

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Zwolle people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Player ratings

Tim Dijks, 20, steals the show — 10.00

Marked 10.00 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Boardroom

Zwolle write off $100.1K on Luca Nas

He arrived for a fee and leaves for a fraction of it. $100.1K of what Zwolle paid for Luca Nas is money the club will not see again, and the boardroom will be asked about it for two seasons.

Market

Hans Carrasco puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zwolle, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

Window shuts: 19 in, 28 out at Zwolle

The deadline has passed and the squad is the squad. 19 arrived, 28 left, and everything else printed about this club last month was a rumour that stayed one.

Transfer targets

No thanks: Kevin Bizoza rejects the move

Zwolle had done everything except persuade the man himself. He stays at Feyenoord, and the manager goes back to the drawing board with the money still in the bank.

Squad

Celton Biai stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Celton Biai and Zwolle agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Tim Dijks the difference as Zwolle beat De Graafschap

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Tim Dijks. 5‑3 against De Graafschap, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

473 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

20 Aug 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer, 21, steals the show — 7.76

Marked 7.76 at 21, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Market

Mickayle Arends puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zwolle, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Luca Nas attracts admirers

The name of Luca Nas has come up in conversations Zwolle were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Transfer targets

Beni Mukendi is a medical away from Zwolle

The deal with Ajax is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Player ratings

Ryan De Roon beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 20. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Transfer targets

Zwolle rebuffed over Sem van Duijn

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. AZ have kept their man, and Zwolle go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Onne de Flart in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zwolle this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Hateboer

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathias Emilsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

468 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Rick Aké puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Zwolle, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Folke Karlsson agrees terms with Emmen

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around Zwolle people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

Zwolle say no — this time

The offer from De Graafschap for Rick Aké was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Kristoffer Berg has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Zwolle they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words exchanged at Zwolle

Patrick Hateboer and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Jayden Candelaria

Zwolle asked and Feyenoord said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mathias Emilsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Transfer targets

Zwolle ask about Justin Devenny

A loan enquiry to Ajax: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

Transfer targets

Zwolle ask about Senna van Elst

A loan enquiry to Twente: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

457 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Hateboer

Successful dribbles: 32. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Djesi Bodo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Matyáš Havelka was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathias Emilsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Zwolle share the spoils with TOP Oss

A 1‑1 draw with TOP Oss leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

No hiding place for Memphis Dost

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Memphis Dost, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Luca Nas asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

Still no signature from Djesi Bodo

1 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Zwolle could get for him.

In brief

456 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Tim Dijks at 19 — 8.16

The hardest thing about being 19 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Tim Dijks did not need any: 8.16, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

The dugout

Laurent Mertens keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zwolle may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Tim Dijks

At 19 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Zwolle see off VVV-Venlo

Three points for Zwolle, 2‑0 the final word against VVV-Venlo in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 19. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathias Emilsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Matyáš Havelka was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.10. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Player ratings

One of those days for Luca Nas

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.08, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Donny Dijks in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zwolle this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

454 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

9 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Ndubusi Moses Okeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Oscar Pihela is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Zwolle

Tim Dijks was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Hateboer

At 21 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Luca Nas the difference as Zwolle beat Emmen

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Luca Nas. 2‑0 against Emmen, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Mathias Emilsen makes it 200

200 times in these colours, in all weathers and under four or five different managers. That kind of service is quietly disappearing from the game.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathias Emilsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

Luca Nas in the eights

A performance of 8.08 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

The dugout

No hiding place for Rick Aké

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Rick Aké, and the manager let it.

In brief

446 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

12 Feb 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

27 days out for Quincy Blind after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Zwolle will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Luuk Xavi Simons asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Rick Aké’s move to Go Ahead Eagles falls through

The deal that would have taken Rick Aké to Go Ahead Eagles has collapsed at the last stage, and he reports back to Zwolle with a summer to forget and a season still to play. Nobody is saying which side walked away.

The dugout

Ties Kemna keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Zwolle may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Oscar Pihela is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Oscar Pihela has agreed to leave Zwolle for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Home is on Celton Biai's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Zwolle are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Matyáš Havelka in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zwolle this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Zwolle rebuffed over Melih Junuzov

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Feyenoord have kept their man, and Zwolle go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

In brief

444 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

29 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Quincy Blind breaks a bone — 41 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 41 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Tudor Oltean is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Zwolle is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Zwolle turn down Emmen for Rick Aké

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Ndubusi Moses Okeke asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Patrick Hateboer was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 20. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Beni Mukendi

Zwolle asked and Ajax said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Market

Helmond Sport join the queue for Sanjeev van Haren

Add another name to the list: Helmond Sport have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Sanjeev van Haren. The answer from Zwolle has not changed — yet.

Squad

A row about effort at Zwolle

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Mathias Emilsen was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Hans Carrasco and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

In brief

443 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

22 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Donny Dijks asks to leave Zwolle

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Transfer targets

Fedor Lapoukhov will not be coming to Zwolle

Terms were offered and declined. Whether it was the wages, the role or the town, nobody at Go Ahead Eagles is saying, and nobody at Zwolle is enjoying the guessing.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Alexandre Penetra

Zwolle asked and AZ said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Mathias Emilsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Cain Seedorf is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Zwolle has been clear about where Cain Seedorf stands, which is more than many ever get.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Hateboer

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Kristoffer Berg in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Zwolle this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Home is on Siyabonga Khumalo's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Zwolle are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Player ratings

Quincy Hoeve was the difference for Zwolle

Marked 7.89. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

In brief

432 Edition

The Zwolle Herald

6 Nov 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Tudor Oltean

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Tudor Oltean will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Zwolle the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Patrick Hateboer gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Patrick Hateboer has just signed for Zwolle, and for once the answer mattered.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Zwolle

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

Ndubusi Moses Okeke hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Zwolle can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

Ndubusi Moses Okeke: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Zwolle have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

A falling-out at Zwolle

Matyáš Havelka and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Matyáš Havelka sends Zwolle past Jong AZ

It finished 2‑1, and it was Matyáš Havelka’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Zwolle.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luca Nas

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luca Nas, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of Quincy Hoeve at his very best

Marked 8.22. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Zwolle.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Zwolle training over how hard people work
  • Player ratings Matyáš Havelka was on a different afternoon to everybody else
  • Squad Player of the month: Quincy Hoeve