Simon Smith

Goalkeeper - Sunderland
4 Aug 2043
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The Sunderland Chronicle

6 Oct 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alex Lienard damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

David Ilsanker has been here 12 seasons

144 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Peter Howard keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Sunderland may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from David Ilsanker

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Mateus Mané, 35, rolls back the years — 8.13

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.13 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Caden Voice was immovable

22 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

Match

Sunderland see off Brentford

Three points for Sunderland, 2‑0 the final word against Brentford in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

Benjamin Barnes runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Liam Smith

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 17 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief