Michael Collins

Central Midfielder - Free Agent
5 Sep 2036
Friday
Process

Marked for Michael Collins

457 Edition

The Kwara United Sentinel

30 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No mercy from Kwara United

Barau will want this one forgotten quickly: 8‑1, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Kwara United were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Squad

A day Abdullahi Usman will not forget

4 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Squad

Michael Collins breaks a bone — 16 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 16 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

William Ekong, 17, plays like he has been here for years — 8.01

A mark of 8.01 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 17-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Player ratings

Oluwaseyi Ogunniyi pops up at the right end — 7.33

7.33, 1 on the scoresheet, and the specific comedy of a back-four player celebrating like somebody who does this every week. He does not, and that is exactly why the ground reacted the way it did.

The dugout

Daniel Onuachu says Kwara United went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

9 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Kwara United and Barau in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Abdullahi Usman

Marked 9.84 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Squad

A row about effort at Kwara United

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Pius Igwe was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

Back issues
456 Edition

The Kwara United Sentinel

23 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Kwara United march on in the cup

Ikorodu City are out and Kwara United go through, 3‑1 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Michael Collins breaks a bone — 24 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 24 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Adebayo Simon, 20, steals the show — 8.14

Marked 8.14 at 20, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Player ratings

The game went through Pius Igwe — 6.88

Marked 6.88 on 13 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Squad

Oluwaseyi Ogunniyi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

One of their own: Adebayo Simon

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Squad

Daniel Duvnjak in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Kwara United this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

When it matters, Pius Igwe plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

the manager on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” the manager after the 0‑0 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

In brief

455 Edition

The Kwara United Sentinel

16 Apr 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Michael Collins out for 31 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Kwara United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Kwara United's wait for a win

6 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Kwara United has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Adebayo Dennis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Kwara United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Kwara United

Pius Igwe was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Oluwaseyi Ogunniyi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Kwara United against Warri Wolves

0‑1 to Warri Wolves, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Daniel Onuachu signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Daniel Onuachu and Kwara United agree another 3 years.

The dugout

the manager answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑1, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Market

Daniel Duvnjak told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Daniel Duvnjak has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Kwara United.

In brief