Denzel Simons

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Groningen
9 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Denzel Simons

727 Edition

The Groningen Courier

2 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cody De Vrij

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Denzel Simons hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Groningen can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Thijmen Blokzijl was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Luuk De Ligt gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Luuk De Ligt has just signed for Groningen, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Maas Willemsen is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

A long bet from Groningen on Luuk De Ligt

He is 19, and nobody at Groningen signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

Back issues
726 Edition

The Groningen Courier

25 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cody De Vrij

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Groningen lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Zwolle join the queue for Mika Pieterse

Add another name to the list: Zwolle have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Mika Pieterse. The answer from Groningen has not changed — yet.

Market

Roman Schoonhoven asks to leave Groningen

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Maas Willemsen falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Jorg Schreuders has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Groningen will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

712 Edition

The Groningen Courier

19 Mar 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Wesley Depay

There were 13 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Richard Clément damages knee ligaments — 50 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 50 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Groningen out of the cup

PSV ended it 0‑2. The season narrows to the league now, and everyone in the ground knew it before the final whistle.

Player ratings

Landry Sergeant scores twice — 8.19

Two goals and a mark of 8.19 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Ivan Mesik keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Groningen may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Mika Pieterse in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Groningen and Willem II in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Groningen find a way past Willem II

Willem II made Groningen work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

Denzel Simons runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

694 Edition

The Groningen Courier

14 Nov 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Wesley Depay keeps Groningen in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 11 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Landry Sergeant sends Groningen through

Cup ties wait for somebody to seize them, and Landry Sergeant obliged against Vitesse. 3‑2 on the night, and the name in the next round’s hat is Groningen.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Arnaut De Vrij

Successful dribbles: 33. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Landry Sergeant wins it after the whistle should have gone

108 minutes played. Landry Sergeant found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Vitesse went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

A brace, and Landry Sergeant takes the afternoon — 8.50

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Landry Sergeant provided it, and the 8.50 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

Groningen are in among the leaders

Position 3 and 25 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Match

The run at home goes on for Groningen

12 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Squad

Words at Groningen training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thijmen Blokzijl is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Groningen

Deacon van der Klaauw was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

683 Edition

The Groningen Courier

29 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Wesley Depay

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Whatever happens, Groningen do not lose

8 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maxwell Rodrigues

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maxwell Rodrigues will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Thijmen Blokzijl shuts the door

Defensive actions: 24, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Deacon van der Klaauw in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Groningen get the job done against Twente

A 1‑0 win over Twente, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Denzel Simons gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

The game went through Jorg Schreuders — 7.56

Marked 7.56 on 9 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

In brief

673 Edition

The Groningen Courier

20 Jun 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Juan Palomares out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Groningen will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Thijmen Blokzijl falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mika Pieterse in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Groningen this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Demyan Oosterhuis

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Demyan Oosterhuis will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Groningen the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Travis Hernes gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Ivan Mesik placed on the list

Groningen have made Ivan Mesik available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief