Olisa Sadiq

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Free Agent
29 Jul 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Olisa Sadiq

407 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

15 May 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Musa Ogu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Wikki Tourists, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Nnamdi Ndidi: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Taku Chinyowa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Wikki Tourists this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Wikki Tourists training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ahmad Lamido is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Chidozie Iheanacho signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Chidozie Iheanacho and Wikki Tourists agree another 3 years.

Match

Taku Chinyowa’s goal not enough for Wikki Tourists

Taku Chinyowa scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Katsina United, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

One of those days for Taku Chinyowa

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Ahmad Lamido runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑2 Carlos Teixeira left the room before anybody could ask which.

In brief

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396 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

27 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Chidozie Iheanacho stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Player ratings

Chukwueze Akinola, 17, steals the show — 7.60

Marked 7.60 at 17, in a side that makes no allowances for age. He did not need any, and he looked the least nervous man on the pitch.

Squad

Words exchanged at Wikki Tourists

Taku Chinyowa and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Player ratings

Taku Chinyowa was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.07. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Match

Wikki Tourists and Remo Stars take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Carlos Teixeira: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 2‑2 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Kenneth Ihenacho

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Somebody else is better right now than Musa Ogu

The team sheet says it in public every week until it changes. The only version of being dropped a footballer cannot argue with, and the one he takes hardest.

Market

Olisa Sadiq told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Olisa Sadiq has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Wikki Tourists.

In brief

389 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

9 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

Anger at Wikki Tourists spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

The wait goes on for Wikki Tourists

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

A brace, and Ahmad Lamido takes the afternoon — 8.10

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Ahmad Lamido provided it, and the 8.10 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Transfer targets

Fee done, terms next for Terem Dennis

Wikki Tourists and Remo Stars have settled on $18.0K. The rest belongs to the player and his agent, and a supporter who has watched one of these before knows not to buy the shirt yet.

Market

Olisa Sadiq hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Wikki Tourists can pretend not to have heard.

Transfer targets

Abraham Ademola is a medical away from Wikki Tourists

The deal with Remo Stars is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Match

6 goals as Wikki Tourists and Bayelsa United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Wikki Tourists and Bayelsa United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Tempers go at Wikki Tourists

Taku Chinyowa was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Wikki Tourists come up short against Bayelsa United

Bayelsa United left with the points after a 2‑4 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

In brief

384 Edition

The Wikki Tourists Herald

5 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dylan Tavares

150 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Wikki Tourists lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The dugout

Taku Chinyowa: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Wikki Tourists have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Wikki Tourists

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Wikki Tourists is running low.

Squad

Ahmad Lamido signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ahmad Lamido commits to Wikki Tourists for another 4 years.

Market

Talks stall between Wikki Tourists and Muhammed Kabiru

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Anthony Abacha is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

Market

The Taku Chinyowa question follows Wikki Tourists around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Taku Chinyowa’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Ndidi Omeruo asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Boardroom

The Wikki Tourists academy earns its keep

94 graduates, from a department now rated 7 out of 20. Nothing about the academy appears in a result, and nothing about the club’s future exists without it.

In brief