Patrick Boateng

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11 Sep 2033
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Marked for Patrick Boateng

363 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

11 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Josué Tiendrébéogo

BA All Stars asked and Asante Kotoko said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

Patrick Boateng stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Patrick Boateng and BA All Stars agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Kamil Conteh is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Asante Kotoko. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

The dugout

Bernard Bukari gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The clock runs on Percy Mabunda's contract

36 months left and silence from upstairs — no offer, no talks, nothing for his people to answer. Clubs that let a calendar do their negotiating usually end up negotiating with the calendar.

The dugout

Daniel Asamoah is still paying for one afternoon at BA All Stars

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Market

The Andre Owusu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. BA All Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Bernard Bukari has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and BA All Stars will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

In brief

Back issues
362 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

4 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Daniel Asamoah asks to leave BA All Stars

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Ayoub Abou signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Ayoub Abou and BA All Stars agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

David Inusah will join BA All Stars for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. David Inusah has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means BA All Stars have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

Transfer targets

Medeama tell BA All Stars: John Arthur is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

The golden glove goes to Kamaldeen Appiah

9 clean sheets across a season, and the one award on the pitch nobody else is eligible for. Most keepers get through a whole career without a year like it.

Market

Nobody at BA All Stars has picked up the phone to Solomon Agbesi

24 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Boardroom

5 new boys at the BA All Stars academy

Signed today, seen by nobody for years, and one of them may one day be the reason the club exists. That is the whole of the argument for an academy, and it is a good one.

Squad

Somebody is after Ayoub Abou’s shirt

A new face in his position, and Ayoub Abou suddenly has to win back what he thought he owned. BA All Stars have promised nothing — clubs rarely do at this stage.

Market

The Amos Wakaso question follows BA All Stars around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Amos Wakaso’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

347 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

21 Mar 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

66 days out for Baba Addo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. BA All Stars will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

BA All Stars taken apart

0‑3 to Bechem United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Boardroom

Doors closed at BA All Stars

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

Costly mistake from Kamaldeen Appiah

An error at the back is a moment; an error in goal is a goal. Kamaldeen Appiah knows it, the crowd knew it instantly, and there was nobody behind him to make it anything else.

The dugout

Interim Coach faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Interim Coach after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

The dugout

A promise honoured at BA All Stars

Something was said to Patrick Boateng and then it happened. In this industry that passes for remarkable, and the dressing room noticed faster than any supporter could.

Market

The Andre Owusu talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. BA All Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Samuel Afful

Successful dribbles: 11. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Abdul Addo has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

338 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

17 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Baba Addo breaks a bone — 129 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 129 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

A hiding for BA All Stars

Beaten 0‑5 by Hearts of Oak, and beaten everywhere it matters. The inquest starts on the training pitch on Monday morning.

Transfer targets

Samuel Oriola is a medical away from BA All Stars

The deal with Hasaacas is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

Inquest at BA All Stars

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 0‑5, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

Squad

Beaten 5 times: a bad day for Kamaldeen Appiah

3 saves does not settle the argument about whose fault it was, and the argument will run all week. Goalkeepers carry these scorelines whoever caused them.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Isaac Adjei is in the works

BA All Stars have made the call to Hasaacas. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Squad

Bernard Bukari in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

Emmanuel Adjei gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

333 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Amos Wakaso's — 8.06

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.06, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Baba Addo yet — 7.89

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.89 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

BA All Stars get the job done against Inter Allies

A 3‑2 win over Inter Allies, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Ayoub Abou is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

BA All Stars end the wait against Inter Allies

It had gone 5 games. The players did not celebrate like men who had won a match; they celebrated like men who had been let out of something.

Player ratings

Thomas Partey was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.32. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Interim Coach, on a 3‑2 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

Emmanuel Adjei gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

When it matters, Baba Addo plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

328 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

8 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A row about effort at BA All Stars

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Ayoub Abou was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

BA All Stars are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 4 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Words exchanged at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

BA All Stars come up short against Great Olympics

Great Olympics left with the points after a 0‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑2 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.

Player ratings

Samuel Afful was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 14. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Emmanuel Adjei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Samuel Essien asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

The dugout

BA All Stars pick somebody else ahead of Patrick Boateng

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

In brief

327 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

1 Nov 2032
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Ayoub Abou falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

A falling-out at BA All Stars

Baba Addo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Samuel Essien

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

BA All Stars refuse to lose to Wa All Stars

A point taken on 92 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Squad

Patrick Boateng signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Patrick Boateng commits to BA All Stars for another 3 years.

Match

BA All Stars and Wa All Stars take a point apiece

It finished 2‑2, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Interim Coach on the point

“A point is a point and I will take it, but we should have had all three.” Interim Coach after the 2‑2 draw, and the sentence every manager in the country said at some stage this weekend.

Player ratings

Thomas Partey could have had three

5 attempts, none of them in. He got into the right places all afternoon, which is the hard part, and did the easy part badly — and that is the version of a bad day a manager can live with.

Market

Christian Appiah is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at BA All Stars has been clear about where Christian Appiah stands, which is more than many ever get.

In brief