Peter Okocha

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17 Mar 2033
Thursday
Process

Marked for Peter Okocha

333 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Don-Pedro Samuel

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Francois Habineza knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Bayelsa United, and both men came out saying it was fine.

Market

The Okardi Inikurogha story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Okardi Inikurogha signs something — a contract at Bayelsa United or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

Odion Nwakali gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Odion Nwakali is on it.

The dugout

The manager comes out for Ogheneovowe Erere

Public backing, and the sort that costs a manager something if it turns out to be wrong. Ogheneovowe Erere has been told in front of everybody that the shirt is his.

In brief

Back issues
312 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Nupe Godstime

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Peter Okocha asks to leave Bayelsa United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Bayelsa United

Kenneth Sheddy and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Shodeinde Moses falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United rebuffed over Adam Price

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Kun Khalifat have kept their man, and Bayelsa United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

Don-Pedro Samuel gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Match

Bayelsa United and Kano Pillars take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Odion Eguavoen: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

Player ratings

Okardi Inikurogha beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 12. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

In brief

307 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

14 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Transfer targets

$12.0K settles it between the clubs for Chisom Chiaha

Remo Stars have accepted the money. What Bayelsa United do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

Market

David Eguavoen hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Bayelsa United can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Kenneth Sheddy and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

Don-Pedro Samuel’s goal not enough for Bayelsa United

Don-Pedro Samuel scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑3 to Bendel Insurance, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Shodeinde Moses falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Okardi Inikurogha was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Squad

Peter Iheanacho lets one through his hands

A defender's mistake gets tidied up by somebody else; a goalkeeper's ends up in the net. He knew before the ball crossed the line, and so did everybody in the ground.

The dugout

Odion Eguavoen: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United ask about Alfie Fittall

A loan enquiry to Plateau United: cover, or a look at somebody the club cannot afford to buy yet. Either way the answer will come back inside the week.

In brief

290 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

16 Feb 2032
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Peter Iheanacho

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Stephen Chukwueze asks to leave Bayelsa United

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Match

A bad afternoon for Bayelsa United against Ikorodu City

1‑3 to Ikorodu City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

Kenneth Sheddy gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 1‑3 Odion Eguavoen left the room before anybody could ask which.

Looking ahead

A test against the best for Bayelsa United

The team at the top of the table next, and the honest measure of where this side actually is. Anybody can beat the club below them; the question is what happens against Shooting Stars.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Okardi Inikurogha

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The dugout

Chidozie Lookman dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

In brief

266 Edition

The Bayelsa United Courier

1 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

Chastening afternoon for Bayelsa United

A 0‑3 beating by Remo Stars was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

Squad

A fracture rules David Ogu out for 24 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Bayelsa United will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

5 matches without a win for Bayelsa United

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Bayelsa United are no longer polite ones.

Boardroom

Bayelsa United close the window on a squad of their own making

5 in and 6 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

The dugout

David Abdullahi keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Bayelsa United may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Transfer targets

The paperwork begins on Onome Onotafe

A medical, a signature, a shirt held up in front of a sponsor’s board. Bayelsa United have done the hard part with Warri Wolves, and the part that remains is the part supporters actually see.

Squad

Words exchanged at Bayelsa United

Shodeinde Moses and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Transfer targets

Bayelsa United rebuffed over Sabo Gambo

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Rivers United have kept their man, and Bayelsa United go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Pinna Sagbamaowei

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief