Raphael Weimann

Central Defender - Digenis Morfou
17 Mar 2033
Thursday
Process

Marked for Raphael Weimann

333 Edition

The Digenis Morfou Gazette

13 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

51 days out for Franco Escobar after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Digenis Morfou will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Market

Fraser Heard hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Digenis Morfou can pretend not to have heard.

Match

The wait goes on for Digenis Morfou

7 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

The dugout

Raphael Weimann: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Digenis Morfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Digenis Morfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Octavio Bertarelli is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Digenis Morfou

Aladje N'Djai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Fraser Heard

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Talks stall between Digenis Morfou and Stefan Ilic

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

Match

Digenis Morfou share the spoils with Nea Salamis

A 1‑1 draw with Nea Salamis leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

Back issues
315 Edition

The Digenis Morfou Gazette

9 Aug 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Eke in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Digenis Morfou this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Transfer targets

Digenis Morfou rebuffed over Camilo Acosta

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Omonoia have kept their man, and Digenis Morfou go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Lloyd Ofori-Manteaw falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

133% of the income goes out in wages at Digenis Morfou

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Boardroom

Digenis Morfou are $13.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Transfer targets

Digenis Morfou try to borrow Kristjan Laščak

Aris have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Market

Talks stall between Digenis Morfou and Nikita Golovach

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Kostas Toursounidis knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Kostas Toursounidis trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Denys Dovbetskyi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Digenis Morfou know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief

312 Edition

The Digenis Morfou Gazette

19 Jul 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Əli Mürsəlov

18 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Digenis Morfou lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Digenis Morfou

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Digenis Morfou is running low.

Transfer targets

Olympiakos Nicosia tell Digenis Morfou: Idowu Martins is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Squad

A row about effort at Digenis Morfou

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Lloyd Ofori-Manteaw was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

Tempers go at Digenis Morfou

Aladje N'Djai was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Digenis Morfou

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Transfer targets

A loan move for Andrej Vuletić is in the works

Digenis Morfou have made the call to Omonoia. No fee, a share of the wages, and a spare shirt in the position where the squad has been thinnest all season.

Transfer targets

Digenis Morfou try to borrow Kristjan Laščak

Aris have been asked whether they would lend him. Loans are agreed quickly or not at all, and this one will be one or the other by the weekend.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Digenis Morfou

5 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

306 Edition

The Digenis Morfou Gazette

7 Jun 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Stefanos Miller breaks a bone — 20 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 20 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

Digenis Morfou spell it out for Oliver Krüger

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Oliver Krüger has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Market

James Rogerson puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Digenis Morfou, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Ziad Kamal is a medical away from Digenis Morfou

The deal with Aris is done in every sense but the one that puts him on the pitch. Nothing goes wrong at this stage, except on the occasions when it does.

Boardroom

$635.2K from the owner keeps Digenis Morfou afloat

The gap in the accounts was filled from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be grateful and to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings arrive together.

Squad

Words at Digenis Morfou training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Efthymis Papazois is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Words exchanged at Digenis Morfou

Fraser Heard and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

The dugout

Octavio Bertarelli loses the manager who believed in him

A change in the dugout is not one story, it is twenty-five of them. This is Octavio Bertarelli's: he was somebody's player, and now he has to be somebody else's, starting from nothing.

The dugout

Octavio Bertarelli knocks on the manager's door

“It had gone on long enough. I would rather have it out than leave it sitting there.” Ten minutes behind a closed door at Digenis Morfou, and both men came out saying it was fine.

In brief

268 Edition

The Digenis Morfou Gazette

15 Sep 2031
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Ilias Chrysostomou: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Digenis Morfou have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Up for the corner, and Aleksandar Desančić delivers — 7.76

Centre-halves are allowed forward twice a season and are judged on what they do when they get there. Aleksandar Desančić scored, was marked 7.76, and got back before anybody noticed he had gone.

Squad

Tempers go at Digenis Morfou

Stefanos Miller was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Efthymis Papazois falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Aladje N'Djai

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Boardroom

Embargo at Digenis Morfou

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

Market

Digenis Morfou buy the years ahead of Raphael Weimann

He is 18, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

Match

Digenis Morfou and Agia Napa take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Oliver Krüger on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

In brief