Patrick Arnautovic

Left Midfielder - Spartak Nalchik
2 Jul 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick Arnautovic

405 Edition

The Spartak Nalchik Herald

1 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Spartak Nalchik boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

The terraces

Anger at Spartak Nalchik spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Match

Spartak Nalchik sink to position 19

17 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Market

Kosma Sekuła asks to leave Spartak Nalchik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Match

Spartak Nalchik finish in position 19

17 points, and the season has a number on it. Whatever it felt like from the inside, this is what it will look like in a book.

Player ratings

A defender's goal wins it for Spartak Nalchik — 7.99

1 for Andrii Melnychuk, marked 7.99, and a centre-half's name in the part of the report he normally only reaches by mistake. He will not be allowed to forget it in the dressing room for a month.

Squad

A falling-out at Spartak Nalchik

Christian Moreno and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Andrii Melnychuk falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Patrick Arnautovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 16. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

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24 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Magomed Ibragimov wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Magomed Ibragimov found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Torpedo Miass went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Market

Maxim Ulezko hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Spartak Nalchik can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

6 saves: Alexandr Krasnopevtsev was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 6 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Squad

Soslan Lysenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Magomed Ibragimov sends Spartak Nalchik past Torpedo Miass

It finished 2‑1, and it was Magomed Ibragimov’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Spartak Nalchik.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Arnautovic

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

One of those days for Magomed Ibragimov

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.07, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Interim Coach kept it short after the 2‑1 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Efehan Pekdemir gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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10 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

12 saves: Alexandr Krasnopevtsev was the team

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the whole of the defence. 12 saves, several of them the kind nobody expects to see made, and ten outfield players who owe him a drink.

Player ratings

Maxim Ulezko was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 30. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

Market

Konstantin Antonets hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Spartak Nalchik can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Spartak Nalchik

Christian Moreno was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Georgy Sanakoev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

352% of the income goes out in wages at Spartak Nalchik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

No hiding place for Vinko Šapina

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vinko Šapina, and the manager let it.

Market

Spartak Nalchik and Alexandr Krasnopevtsev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

Match

Spartak Nalchik share the spoils with Dinamo Kirov

A 1‑1 draw with Dinamo Kirov leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

In brief

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The Spartak Nalchik Herald

3 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Spartak Nalchik sink to position 19

12 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

The terraces

Anger at Spartak Nalchik spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Spartak Nalchik boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Kosma Sekuła asks to leave Spartak Nalchik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

The dugout

Patrick Arnautovic: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Spartak Nalchik have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Vintage Christian Moreno — 7.86

At 37 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.86, and nobody on the pitch better.

Squad

Magomed Ibragimov signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Magomed Ibragimov commits to Spartak Nalchik for another 4 years.

Squad

Christian Moreno in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Spartak Nalchik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartak Nalchik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Soslan Lysenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

In brief

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The Spartak Nalchik Herald

27 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Maxim Ulezko asks to leave Spartak Nalchik

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words exchanged at Spartak Nalchik

Georgy Sanakoev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartak Nalchik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Soslan Lysenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Squad

A last season at home is what Dane Cacace is after

It is sentimental, it is completely genuine, and it is the beginning of a departure nobody has announced. The club can be gracious about it or it can pretend not to have heard.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kosma Sekuła

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kosma Sekuła, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Erik Arajuuri has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Spartak Nalchik will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

The Soslan Lysenko story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Soslan Lysenko signs something — a contract at Spartak Nalchik or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Squad

Efehan Pekdemir has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Spartak Nalchik will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

Market

Still no signature from Georgy Sanakoev

6 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Spartak Nalchik could get for him.

In brief

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21 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Maxim Ulezko damages knee ligaments — 43 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 43 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Gevork Sarkisyan scores twice — 8.49

Two goals and a mark of 8.49 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

The dugout

Fedor Muratov says Spartak Nalchik went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Tempers go at Spartak Nalchik

Christian Moreno was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Gevork Sarkisyan’s goal not enough for Spartak Nalchik

Gevork Sarkisyan scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Dinamo Kirov, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartak Nalchik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Soslan Lysenko was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

316% of the income goes out in wages at Spartak Nalchik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Christian Moreno gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 2‑3, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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The Spartak Nalchik Herald

24 Oct 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Spartak Nalchik's wait for a win

15 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Spartak Nalchik has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

The knee: Maxim Ulezko out for 71 days

71 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Spartak Nalchik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

Alexandr Krasnopevtsev stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Zakhar Badyuk puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Spartak Nalchik, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

Spartak Nalchik leaking at the back

6 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Squad

A row about effort at Spartak Nalchik

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Georgy Sanakoev was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

A bad afternoon for Spartak Nalchik against Kuban Holding

1‑2 to Kuban Holding, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

290% of the income goes out in wages at Spartak Nalchik

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

In brief

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19 Sep 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

The knee: Maxim Ulezko out for 106 days

106 days on the announcement, and a year of quiet, unwatched rehabilitation behind it. Spartak Nalchik lose a player for a season; he loses something harder to name.

Squad

19 days out for Konstantin Antonets after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Spartak Nalchik will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

The wait goes on for Spartak Nalchik

10 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Çınar Benzer keeps Spartak Nalchik in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Patrick Arnautovic beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 24. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

Tempers go at Spartak Nalchik

Georgy Sanakoev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Transfer targets

Lokomotiv Moscow tell Spartak Nalchik: Tikhon Petukhov is not for sale

The approach was made and the answer came back in a sentence. There is no number on the table because there was no number that would have been enough.

Match

A bad afternoon for Spartak Nalchik against Angusht

0‑2 to Angusht, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

The dugout

No hiding place for Kosma Sekuła

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Kosma Sekuła, and the manager let it.

In brief

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16 May 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Spartak Nalchik

Sergey Bugriev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Spartak Nalchik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Soslan Lysenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Spartak Nalchik

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Market

Spartak Nalchik and Sergey Bugriev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Konstantin Antonets asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Market

No place for Çınar Benzer in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Çınar Benzer has his answer from Spartak Nalchik; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Vasily Kudryavtsev

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Maxim Ulezko talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Spartak Nalchik know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The clock does Kirill Kulkov’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Spartak Nalchik could ask drops and the wages Kirill Kulkov can ask rise.

In brief

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11 Apr 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Sulaiman Yusuf scores twice — 8.25

Two goals and a mark of 8.25 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Patrick Arnautovic runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words exchanged at Spartak Nalchik

Sergey Bugriev and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Squad

Words at Spartak Nalchik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Soslan Lysenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Spartak Nalchik leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 333% of the Spartak Nalchik income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

No hiding place for Artyom Lavrov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Artyom Lavrov, and the manager let it.

Match

Spartak Nalchik refuse to lose to Nart

A point taken on 87 minutes is worth exactly one point and considerably more than that to a dressing room. This side does not stop, which is a reputation worth more than the result.

Market

Spartak Nalchik and Alexandr Kanischev are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

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28 Feb 2033
From our football correspondent Triumph

Squad

Timofey Zhirkov damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

A brace, and Aibol Murtazaev takes the afternoon — 9.05

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Aibol Murtazaev provided it, and the 9.05 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Simon Zalokar

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Spartak Nalchik make it 4 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Spartak Nalchik have 4 straight wins of it.

The dugout

Patrick Arnautovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Spartak Nalchik may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Spartak Nalchik close the window on a squad of their own making

1 in and 2 out, and no more changes for months. The manager has what he has, the supporters have their opinion of it, and the table will have the last word.

Transfer targets

Aleksa Stanisavljevic due for a Spartak Nalchik medical

Everything agreed with Amkar, everything agreed with the player; a doctor is the only person left to persuade. The photograph is a day or two away.

Squad

Sergey Bugriev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Spartak Nalchik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

Spartak Nalchik see off Astrakhan

Three points for Spartak Nalchik, 3‑1 the final word against Astrakhan in a contest settled by the finer margins.

In brief

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The Spartak Nalchik Herald

31 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

Spartak Nalchik rebuffed over Arseny Golovin

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Yenisey have kept their man, and Spartak Nalchik go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

Soslan Lysenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Khakim Kadykoev told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Khakim Kadykoev has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Spartak Nalchik.

Squad

A falling-out at Spartak Nalchik

Fedor Muratov and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Jacques Leroy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Jacques Leroy, and the manager let it.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Interim Coach chose the glass-half-full version of 0‑0; the supporters left with the other one.

Market

Spartak Nalchik and Patrick Arnautovic are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

Spartak Nalchik pick somebody else ahead of Patrick Arnautovic

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Squad

Kirill Kulkov suspended

One booking too many, and Kirill Kulkov sits out. Spartak Nalchik lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

In brief

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24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Aibol Murtazaev leads the rout of Rubin Yalta

4‑0, and Aibol Murtazaev took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Spartak Nalchik tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Vintage Gevork Sarkisyan — 7.88

At 33 every good afternoon gets called a throwback, and this one was: 7.88, and nobody on the pitch better.

Match

Spartak Nalchik make it 3 in a row

Momentum is a hard thing to buy and an easy thing to lose, and right now Spartak Nalchik have 3 straight wins of it.

Squad

Words at Spartak Nalchik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Georgy Sanakoev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Spartak Nalchik

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Player ratings

One of those days for Soslan Lysenko

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.29, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Player ratings

Maxim Ulezko in the eights

A performance of 8.07 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Market

Talks stall between Spartak Nalchik and Kirill Kulkov

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

The dugout

Interim Coach has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Interim Coach on a 4‑0 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

In brief

335 Edition

The Spartak Nalchik Herald

27 Dec 2032
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

No end in sight to Spartak Nalchik's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Spartak Nalchik has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Aibol Murtazaev wants to go home

“I have given this everything, but my family is not here and neither am I, not really.” A footballer can be coached out of bad form. Nobody has ever been coached out of this, and Spartak Nalchik know it.

Squad

Tempers go at Spartak Nalchik

Sergey Bugriev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Soslan Lysenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Embargo at Spartak Nalchik

No fees may be paid for anybody, whatever the squad needs. Every rumour about this club until it lifts is a rumour about a deal that cannot be done.

The dugout

Aibol Murtazaev gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Zakhar Badyuk has had enough of the bench

“I did not come here to warm up in front of people.” He is out of contract eventually, he is old enough to count the weeks, and Spartak Nalchik will have to give him a reason to stay or an exit.

The dugout

Interim Coach: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 0‑0 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

Alexandr Kanischev asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

In brief