Patrick Atiemo

Left Midfielder - BA All Stars
28 Jul 2042
Monday
Process

Marked for Patrick Atiemo

817 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

24 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

15 matches without a win for BA All Stars

The run now stands at 15, and the questions being asked around BA All Stars are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

The mood at BA All Stars has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Kamaldeen Mohammed damages knee ligaments — 67 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 67 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

BA All Stars are in real trouble now

Position 15, 21 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Match

BA All Stars are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 8 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Jonathan Baba, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.95

A mark of 7.95 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Match

Osman Paintsil among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Osman Paintsil on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of BA All Stars and Berekum Chelsea.

Squad

Bernard Waris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Osman Paintsil rescues a point for BA All Stars

It needed Osman Paintsil to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Berekum Chelsea, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

Back issues
802 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

9 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

BA All Stars tear Berekum Chelsea apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 3‑0 against Berekum Chelsea, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Bernard Waris, 35, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Bernard Waris signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Bernard Waris and BA All Stars agree another 2 years.

Squad

Bernard Waris falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Patrick Atiemo in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

When it matters, Ernest Asamoah plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

795 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

21 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

BA All Stars are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 13 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Player ratings

Abeiku Ayew scores twice — 9.18

Two goals and a mark of 9.18 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Bernard Waris, 34, rolls back the years — 7.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.98 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

6 goals as BA All Stars and Wa All Stars go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between BA All Stars and Wa All Stars, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

BA All Stars see off Wa All Stars

Three points for BA All Stars, 4‑2 the final word against Wa All Stars in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bernard Waris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Patrick Atiemo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Isaac Acquah has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at BA All Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Isaac Gyan gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

766 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

1 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Patrick Wakaso puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at BA All Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Baba Mensah for 15 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. BA All Stars will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Bernard Waris was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

761 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

25 Feb 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

The wait goes on for BA All Stars

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Emmanuel Adjei at 20 — 7.70

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Emmanuel Adjei did not need any: 7.70, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Patrick Wakaso puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at BA All Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Bernard Waris in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at BA All Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Match

BA All Stars come up short against Bechem United

Bechem United left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Krzysztof Zielinski signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Krzysztof Zielinski and BA All Stars agree another 1 years.

Squad

When it matters, Ernest Asamoah plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Emmanuel Adjei is the weekend's best young player

At 20 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

Player ratings

The pass was always on for Bernard Waris

Chances created: 5. Somebody has to open a door before anybody can walk through it, and he spent the afternoon opening doors.

In brief

760 Edition

The BA All Stars Gazette

18 Feb 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

5 matches without a win for BA All Stars

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around BA All Stars are no longer polite ones.

Squad

BA All Stars lose Baba Mensah

20 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

Squad

Words at BA All Stars training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Bernard Waris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Brayan Itende signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Brayan Itende commits to BA All Stars for another 1 years.

Player ratings

Edmund Asante takes the honours

Marked 7.62 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, BA All Stars had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

Tempers go at BA All Stars

Patrick Atiemo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Honours even between BA All Stars and Asante Kotoko

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

Abeiku Ayew linked with a move away

The name of Abeiku Ayew keeps appearing in other people's back pages. BA All Stars say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

The shop window has Amos Gyan in it

BA All Stars have let the market know Amos Gyan can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief