Patrick Juma

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Ulinzi Stars
3 Feb 2036
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Marked for Patrick Juma

468 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

16 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Mensah out for 103 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ulinzi Stars will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Abdul Mensah damages knee ligaments — 100 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 100 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Patrick Juma at 17 — 8.32

The hardest thing about being 17 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Patrick Juma did not need any: 8.32, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Market

Pavels Tarasovs has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Ulinzi Stars they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Ochieng Mwendwa runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 26. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Ulinzi Stars see off Mara Sugar

Three points for Ulinzi Stars, 2‑1 the final word against Mara Sugar in a contest settled by the finer margins.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Patrick Juma

At 17 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Boardroom

Ulinzi Stars are $13.0M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

Ochieng Mwendwa has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ulinzi Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

Back issues
467 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

9 Jul 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Patrick Mensah out for 110 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Ulinzi Stars will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Abdul Mensah damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Elvis Onyango, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 7.66

A mark of 7.66 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Amos Omurwa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ulinzi Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

The wait goes on for Ulinzi Stars

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

A bad afternoon for Ulinzi Stars against KCB

1‑2 to KCB, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Ibrahim Kamau gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Gaetan Doko Bello has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ulinzi Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

No place for James Wanyama in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” James Wanyama has his answer from Ulinzi Stars; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

442 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

15 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Patrick Juma damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Amos Omurwa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ulinzi Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Remember the name: Francis Kahata

He is 20, he is averaging 7.00, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

Boardroom

Ulinzi Stars cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Peter Mulee stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Peter Mulee and Ulinzi Stars agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

APS Bomet are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Ulinzi Stars will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

441 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

8 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Ulinzi Stars boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Patrick Juma

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ulinzi Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Ulinzi Stars spell it out for Peter Mulee

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Peter Mulee has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

The Ulinzi Stars board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Market

Francis Kahata puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Ulinzi Stars, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The owner puts $70.5K into Ulinzi Stars

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Francis Kahata has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Ulinzi Stars will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Martin Masika

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Francis Kahata knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Francis Kahata trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

In brief

440 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

1 Jan 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Patrick Juma

29 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ulinzi Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The Ulinzi Stars debt reaches $13.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

When it matters, Ochieng Mwendwa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Market

The Paul Odhiambo talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Ulinzi Stars know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Squad

Francis Kahata asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

A season on the outside for Ochieng Mwendwa

He trains hard, says the right things and goes home to an empty flat. Nobody at Ulinzi Stars has done anything wrong, which is exactly what makes it so difficult to fix.

In brief

439 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

25 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Patrick Juma

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ulinzi Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

John Manyama gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

When it matters, Kenneth Kibwage plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

437 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

11 Dec 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Ulinzi Stars

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Timothy Odhiambo out for 26 days

The medical room confirms 26 days on the sidelines for Timothy Odhiambo, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Kenneth Kibwage signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kenneth Kibwage and Ulinzi Stars agree another 3 years.

In brief

424 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

11 Sep 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Martin Mwendwa

36 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Ulinzi Stars lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Player ratings

A brace, and Brian Kibwage takes the afternoon — 8.75

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Brian Kibwage provided it, and the 8.75 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Mensah

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Brian Kibwage

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Brian Kibwage the difference as Ulinzi Stars beat Nairobi United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Brian Kibwage. 2‑0 against Nairobi United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

The Ulinzi Stars debt reaches $13.7M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

When it matters, Ochieng Mwendwa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

Brian Kibwage is the weekend's best young player

At 20 he is being measured against the rest of the division's kids and coming out in front. The senior version of this award is where the club would like this to lead.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patrick Juma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

411 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Brian Njeru for 14 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Ulinzi Stars will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Squad

Martin Masika stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Martin Masika and Ulinzi Stars agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Patrick Mensah takes the honours

Marked 7.43 on an afternoon he ran from the first whistle to the last. Whatever else went wrong, Ulinzi Stars had the best player on the pitch.

Squad

No hiding place for Francis Kahata

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Francis Kahata, and the manager let it.

Squad

Ulinzi Stars pick somebody else ahead of Felix Otieno

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

Martin Masika is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at Ulinzi Stars has been clear about where Martin Masika stands, which is more than many ever get.

Match

Ulinzi Stars draw a blank against APS Bomet

The crowd waited for a goal that never came. APS Bomet defended in numbers and left with what they came for, and the two sides could be playing still without troubling a scorer.

Market

Paul Odhiambo linked with a move away

The name of Paul Odhiambo keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Ulinzi Stars say nothing, which says plenty.

Market

Still no ink between Ulinzi Stars and Francis Kahata

“We keep meeting, and we keep leaving the room with the same numbers we walked in with.” Another round of talks at Ulinzi Stars, another week without a signature from Francis Kahata.

In brief

409 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Both of them Paul Odhiambo's — 8.66

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.66, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Ulinzi Stars

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Ulinzi Stars is running low.

Squad

Patrick Juma says Ulinzi Stars went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Ochieng Mwendwa

At 20 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Paul Odhiambo the difference as Ulinzi Stars beat Posta Rangers

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Paul Odhiambo. 2‑0 against Posta Rangers, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Squad

Peter Mulee in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Ulinzi Stars this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

403 Edition

The Ulinzi Stars Courier

17 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Amos Ayumba keeps Ulinzi Stars in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

4 matches without a win for Ulinzi Stars

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Ulinzi Stars are no longer polite ones.

The terraces

Ulinzi Stars supporters have found a favourite in Amos Ayumba

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 18-year-old it feels ownership of. Amos Ayumba has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Patrick Juma

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Felix Otieno dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

When it matters, Ochieng Mwendwa plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Match

No goals between Ulinzi Stars and Kenya Police

Ninety minutes, two goalkeepers with clean gloves, and not one finish worth keeping. Kenya Police will be the happier side with the point.

Market

The Paul Odhiambo story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Paul Odhiambo signs something — a contract at Ulinzi Stars or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Player ratings

Patrick Mensah runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief