Samuel Mitchell

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Middlesbrough
28 Jul 2042
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Process

Marked for Samuel Mitchell

834 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

21 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taha Elmansuri

59 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Paul Murphy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Samuel Murphy: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Middlesbrough have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

In brief

Back issues
827 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

2 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Taha Elmansuri

108 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Yehor Kniazev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Sol Brynn signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Sol Brynn and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Hunter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Middlesbrough

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

826 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

26 May 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oliver Reid

22 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Middlesbrough have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Mitchell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

821 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

21 Apr 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Will Lankshear out for 126 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Joseph Atkinson says Middlesbrough went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

David Hawkins is carrying Middlesbrough

16 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Match

Middlesbrough see off Reading

Three points for Middlesbrough, 3‑1 the final word against Reading in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

David Hawkins in the eights

A performance of 8.68 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

819 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

7 Apr 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Will Lankshear out for 140 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Milton Keynes Dons punish Middlesbrough for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Taha Elmansuri will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at Middlesbrough escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leo Castledine yet — 8.35

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.35 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Will Lankshear wants more than Middlesbrough are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Andrey Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrey Santos and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Market

Yehor Kniazev puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luke Hunter

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luke Hunter will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leo Castledine is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Jason Clarke ran the middle of the pitch — 6.45

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 14 combined actions and a mark of 6.45, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

In brief

818 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

31 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Will Lankshear out for 147 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Middlesbrough run riot against Bolton Wanderers

4‑1, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

Both of them Will Lankshear's — 8.97

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.97, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leo Castledine yet — 8.10

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.10 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Will Lankshear

19 goals and a season average of 7.25 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Squad

Leo Castledine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

812 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

17 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 58 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Middlesbrough throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Queens Park Rangers the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Middlesbrough will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Jason Cunningham takes the afternoon — 8.01

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Jason Cunningham provided it, and the 8.01 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Will Lankshear, 36, rolls back the years — 7.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.91 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Samuel Mitchell commits to Middlesbrough for another 3 years.

Squad

Leo Castledine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Middlesbrough and Queens Park Rangers take a point apiece

It finished 4‑4, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Nicolás Zuleta story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Nicolás Zuleta signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

810 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

3 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 72 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 10 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Middlesbrough turn down Sheffield for Nicolás Zuleta

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Romano Bianco puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Middlesbrough, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Ezequiel Crespo keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexander Bjorkan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexander Bjorkan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Leo Castledine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

6 goals as Middlesbrough and West Ham United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Middlesbrough and West Ham United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Leo Castledine rescues a point for Middlesbrough

It needed Leo Castledine to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against West Ham United, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

808 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

20 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 86 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Middlesbrough come up short against Bristol City

Bristol City left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Uwe Simon is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Samuel Murphy signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Samuel Murphy and Middlesbrough agree another 3 years.

Market

West Ham United expected to open talks for Alexander Bjorkan

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Middlesbrough will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Yehor Kniazev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jason Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 12. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The shop window has Ander Marticorena in it

Middlesbrough have let the market know Ander Marticorena can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough keep producing them

162 graduates from an academy now rated 11 out of 20. A club this size does not survive any other way, and every name on that list is known in the town.

In brief

807 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

13 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 93 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Leo Castledine is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Middlesbrough

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

A bad afternoon for Middlesbrough against Cardiff City

1‑2 to Cardiff City, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Market

Sheffield are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Middlesbrough will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Leo Castledine is still paying for one afternoon at Middlesbrough

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Jason Cunningham

A mark of 7.72, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Market

The Leo Castledine story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Leo Castledine signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

806 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

6 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dean Benamar breaks a bone — 100 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 100 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Middlesbrough run riot against Huddersfield Town

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Player ratings

A brace, and Samuel Mitchell takes the afternoon — 8.03

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Samuel Mitchell provided it, and the 8.03 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Market

Will Lankshear raises the bar for Middlesbrough

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Middlesbrough heard it as anything else.

Market

Yehor Kniazev hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Middlesbrough can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Only the photograph left for Alexander Bjorkan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Alexander Bjorkan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Billy Amos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Billy Amos and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Nicolás Zuleta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

805 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

30 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Dean Benamar breaks a bone — 107 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 107 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Paul Murphy keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

A hand in 2 of them from Samuel Mitchell — 7.60

Marked 7.60. There is a kind of forward whose value only shows up when you count what he was involved in rather than what he finished, and this is the day that argument makes itself.

Market

Luke Hunter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

6 goals as Middlesbrough and Leeds United go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Middlesbrough and Leeds United, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Mitchell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Billy Amos was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Honours even between Middlesbrough and Leeds United

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Boardroom

97% of the income goes out in wages at Middlesbrough

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

In brief

804 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

23 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dean Benamar breaks a bone — 114 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 114 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Nicolás Zuleta, 34, rolls back the years — 7.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.87 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Daniel Cooper is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

A bad afternoon for Middlesbrough against Newcastle United

1‑2 to Newcastle United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Yehor Kniazev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Romano Bianco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Will Lankshear runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 9. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Middlesbrough production line keeps running

162 graduates out of an academy now rated 11 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

803 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

16 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Dean Benamar breaks a bone — 121 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 121 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Michael Thompson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Will Lankshear, 36, rolls back the years — 7.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.87 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Samuel Murphy is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Middlesbrough now.

Match

Middlesbrough get the job done against Preston

A 2‑1 win over Preston, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Squad

No hiding place for Samuel Mitchell

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Samuel Mitchell, and the manager let it.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicolás Zuleta is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jason Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

802 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

9 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Henry Atkinson breaks a bone — 138 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 138 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Will Lankshear wins it after the whistle should have gone

91 minutes played. Will Lankshear found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Reading went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Player ratings

Will Lankshear, 36, rolls back the years — 7.92

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.92 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Will Lankshear signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Will Lankshear and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years.

Market

Alexander Bjorkan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Middlesbrough find a way past Reading

Reading made Middlesbrough work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Player ratings

One of those days for Samuel Mitchell

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.02, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Nicolás Zuleta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

The Will Lankshear story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Will Lankshear signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

801 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

2 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Player ratings

Will Lankshear scores twice — 9.24

Two goals and a mark of 9.24 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Daniel Cooper says Middlesbrough went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Will Lankshear signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Will Lankshear commits to Middlesbrough for another 2 years.

Market

Luke Hunter is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Will Lankshear among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Will Lankshear on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Middlesbrough and Sheffield.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Sol Brynn

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Jason Cunningham

Marked 8.02 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Match

Will Lankshear rescues a point for Middlesbrough

It needed Will Lankshear to find the net to bring anything home at all: 4‑4 against Sheffield, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

800 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

25 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Both of them Samuel Mitchell's — 8.13

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.13, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Daniel Cooper has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Middlesbrough see off Milton Keynes Dons

Three points for Middlesbrough, 3‑1 the final word against Milton Keynes Dons in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

David Hawkins is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.21 with 12 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Squad

Nicolás Zuleta falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Yehor Kniazev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Uwe Simon

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Leo Castledine runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 8. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Boardroom

The Middlesbrough production line keeps running

162 graduates out of an academy now rated 11 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

799 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

18 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Middlesbrough run riot against Bolton Wanderers

3‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Squad

A day Will Lankshear will not forget

3 goals in one game. The first was taken well, the second was taken greedily, and by the third the crowd were simply waiting for him to get the ball.

Player ratings

Will Lankshear, 36, rolls back the years — 9.59

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 9.59 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Alexander Bjorkan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Leo Castledine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Only the photograph left for Samuel Murphy

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Samuel Murphy will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Middlesbrough now.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Mitchell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Andrey Santos

20 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

798 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

11 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 11 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Nowhere to hide for Middlesbrough

0‑4 against Burnley, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.

Match

The small margins put Middlesbrough out

Out, 1‑4 to Brighton, and the long argument about which of the small moments decided it. The league is all there is now, and everybody knows it.

The terraces

Middlesbrough are taken apart by Brighton — and the town wants answers

It finished 1-4. A cup exit is a disappointment; this was a public dismantling, and the difference between the two is the number of people who will still be talking about it in August.

Market

Alexander Bjorkan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for Middlesbrough

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Billy Amos in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Inquest at Middlesbrough

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

In brief

794 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

14 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Leo Castledine yet — 8.17

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.17 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

8 unbeaten for Middlesbrough

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 8 matches without defeat is a foundation Middlesbrough did not have in the autumn.

Market

Alexander Bjorkan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Middlesbrough find a way past Nottingham Forest

Nottingham Forest made Middlesbrough work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Jason Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Yehor Kniazev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

The Will Lankshear story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Will Lankshear signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

793 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

7 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Will Lankshear

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nicolás Zuleta

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nicolás Zuleta will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Will Lankshear wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Middlesbrough hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Match

7 unbeaten for Middlesbrough

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Middlesbrough did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Samuel Mitchell is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

791 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

23 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Will Lankshear

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Leo Castledine takes the match ball home

3 goals in one afternoon from one man. The other players were also present, a witness confirmed.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Middlesbrough have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Middlesbrough now.

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Leo Castledine, 36, rolls back the years — 8.35

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.35 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Georg Kaspersen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Middlesbrough and West Ham United in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Match

Honours even between Middlesbrough and West Ham United

3‑3, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

In brief

789 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

9 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Will Lankshear

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Cruel end for Bristol City as Middlesbrough pounce

There is no crueller way to lose a football match. Middlesbrough scored in the 93th minute, the restart barely happened, and the away end was still standing when the whistle went.

Market

Nicolás Zuleta has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Henry Pearson

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

Middlesbrough cannot stop winning

4 wins on the spin now, and the question has changed from whether the run ends to who ends it. Confidence like this cannot be bought; it has to be earned exactly this way.

Squad

Andrey Santos stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Andrey Santos and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

Leo Castledine falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Jason Cunningham the difference as Middlesbrough beat Bristol City

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Jason Cunningham. 2‑1 against Bristol City, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Market

The Andrey Santos story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Andrey Santos signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

787 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

26 Aug 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Will Lankshear

61 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Middlesbrough tear Huddersfield Town apart

Rarely has this fixture seen a display like it: 4‑1 against Huddersfield Town, and it could have been more.

Player ratings

Both of them Will Lankshear's — 8.82

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.82, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Both of them Samuel Mitchell's — 8.18

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.18, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Sol Brynn keeps Middlesbrough in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Sol Brynn for 18 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Middlesbrough will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Market

Georg Kaspersen is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Middlesbrough now.

Squad

Too much change too quickly at Middlesbrough

7 signings in three months. Every one of them may be an upgrade and the team can still be worse for a while, which is the part of a rebuild that never appears in the transfer-window verdicts.

In brief

772 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

13 May 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Alexander Bjorkan has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aidan Morris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Kyle Joseph was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

132% of the income goes out in wages at Middlesbrough

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Alexander Bjorkan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Andrey Santos linked with a move away

The name of Andrey Santos keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Middlesbrough say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

770 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

29 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

A brace, and Nicolás Zuleta takes the afternoon — 8.30

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Nicolás Zuleta provided it, and the 8.30 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Kyle Joseph yet — 7.81

At 39 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.81 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Leo Castledine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Cooper is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Middlesbrough come up short against Queens Park Rangers

Queens Park Rangers left with the points after a 4‑6 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Match

Nicolás Zuleta among the goals in a wild afternoon

10 goals in one match, Nicolás Zuleta on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Middlesbrough and Queens Park Rangers.

Squad

Adilson Malanda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Samuel Mitchell

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

Sol Brynn is still paying for one afternoon at Middlesbrough

Nobody will confirm this and nothing else explains the last month of selections. A costly error buys a player a period of being second choice that is always longer than the error was.

In brief

769 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

22 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Will Lankshear drives the Middlesbrough comeback

2 behind and going nowhere, until Will Lankshear decided otherwise. Rotherham United had done the hard part and then watched it come apart, and the noise at the final whistle was the sort a ground keeps.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Andrey Santos, 36, rolls back the years — 7.93

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.93 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Luke Hunter has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aidan Morris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Middlesbrough get the job done against Rotherham United

A 3‑2 win over Rotherham United, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Samuel Mitchell runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 18. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Jeremy Sarmiento gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

768 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

15 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Alexander Bjorkan is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Match

Will Lankshear’s goal not enough for Middlesbrough

Will Lankshear scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Sunderland, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Adilson Malanda falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

125% of the income goes out in wages at Middlesbrough

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Liam Crutchett in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Samuel Mitchell will call it something else in private.

In brief

766 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

1 Apr 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aidan Morris

19 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Will Lankshear wants more than Middlesbrough are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

Leo Castledine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Cooper is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

No hiding place for Sol Brynn

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Sol Brynn, and the manager let it.

Match

Middlesbrough come up short against Bolton Wanderers

Bolton Wanderers left with the points after a 1‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Will Lankshear

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

A promise honoured for Samuel Mitchell

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Middlesbrough told Samuel Mitchell something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

The Leo Castledine question follows Middlesbrough around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Leo Castledine’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

765 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

25 Mar 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aidan Morris

26 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Middlesbrough give the job to Interim Coach

The club looked outside for a month, found nothing it preferred, and handed the job to the man who had been doing it anyway. He knows the building; now he has to prove he knows the rest.

Match

No mercy from Middlesbrough

Cardiff City will want this one forgotten quickly: 3‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Middlesbrough were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Andrey Santos yet — 8.32

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.32 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Nicolás Zuleta is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Kyle Joseph was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adilson Malanda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Nicolás Zuleta

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 18 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

No hiding place for Paul Murphy

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Paul Murphy, and the manager let it.

In brief

762 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

4 Mar 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aidan Morris

47 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Middlesbrough taken apart

0‑3 to Bournemouth, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

Aidan Morris has been here 15 seasons

499 appearances across 15 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

Leo Castledine in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Middlesbrough this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Daniel Cooper has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Middlesbrough they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Adilson Malanda pulls a muscle — 16 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 16 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Market

No place for Samuel Mitchell in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Samuel Mitchell has his answer from Middlesbrough; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

Boardroom

Inquest at Middlesbrough

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Jeremy Sarmiento

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

755 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

14 Jan 2041
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aidan Morris

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Middlesbrough lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 21 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Leo Castledine, 35, rolls back the years — 7.95

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.95 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Daniel Cooper is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Middlesbrough

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Middlesbrough

The unbeaten run reaches 6. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Market

The Nicolás Zuleta conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Sheffield will make the call about Nicolás Zuleta this week. Middlesbrough have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

743 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

22 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Dean Benamar out for 105 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Middlesbrough will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

7 matches without a win for Middlesbrough

The run now stands at 7, and the questions being asked around Middlesbrough are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Will Lankshear yet — 7.84

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.84 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Middlesbrough count the cost of losing Leo Castledine

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Only the photograph left for Daniel Cooper

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Daniel Cooper will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aidan Morris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Bournemouth take the points off Middlesbrough

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Market

The Andrey Santos question follows Middlesbrough around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Andrey Santos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

741 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Jeremy Sarmiento has been here 14 seasons

354 appearances across 14 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Only the photograph left for Nicolás Zuleta

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Nicolás Zuleta will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Middlesbrough the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

The wait goes on for Middlesbrough

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Will Lankshear signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Will Lankshear and Middlesbrough agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adilson Malanda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Middlesbrough and Reading take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

Market

The Aidan Morris story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Aidan Morris signs something — a contract at Middlesbrough or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

Market

Daniel Cooper told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Daniel Cooper has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Middlesbrough.

In brief

739 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

24 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Sol Brynn

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Samuel Mitchell keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Middlesbrough count the cost of losing Leo Castledine

43 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Daniel Cooper is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Middlesbrough is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Aidan Morris is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Honours even between Middlesbrough and West Ham United

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Market

The Andrey Santos question follows Middlesbrough around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Andrey Santos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

Player ratings

Jeremy Sarmiento runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 10. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Player ratings

Daniel Cooper changes it off the bench

He was not in the side at half past three and he had settled it before five. Half an hour, and Middlesbrough had a different afternoon.

In brief

735 Edition

The Middlesbrough Gazette

27 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Adam Dixon keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Middlesbrough may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Player ratings

Jeremy Sarmiento, 38, rolls back the years — 8.09

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.09 at 38, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at Middlesbrough

Leo Castledine was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Middlesbrough find a way past Huddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town made Middlesbrough work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Words at Middlesbrough training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Adilson Malanda is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Adilson Malanda

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Both jobs done by Samuel Mitchell — 7.08

A midfielder is measured on whether the team functions when he is on the pitch, which is nearly impossible to see and completely obvious in retrospect. 9 actions, 7.08, and a manager who will not be substituting him again in a hurry.

Market

Leeds United are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Middlesbrough will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

The Andrey Santos question follows Middlesbrough around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Andrey Santos’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief