Nicolás Ramírez

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Tuna Luso
28 Oct 2035
Sunday
Process

Marked for Nicolás Ramírez

479 Edition

The Tuna Luso Courier

1 Oct 2035
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Tuna Luso boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Leonardo Braga damages knee ligaments — 25 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 25 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

The dugout

Breno Sossai says Tuna Luso went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Nicolás Ramírez asks to leave Tuna Luso

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Player ratings

Márcio Fonseca beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 26. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

Squad

A falling-out at Tuna Luso

Breno Sossai and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at Tuna Luso training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Thanasis Mandalos is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Tuna Luso come up short against Ferroviária

Ferroviária left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

The dugout

No hiding place for Luís Tavares

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Luís Tavares, and the manager let it.

In brief

Back issues
476 Edition

The Tuna Luso Courier

10 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Guimarães damages knee ligaments — 17 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 17 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Eduardo Neves hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tuna Luso can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Words at Tuna Luso training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mateus Ribeiro is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Nicolás Ramírez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Tuna Luso this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Tuna Luso cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

8 new faces, and Tuna Luso are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Tuna Luso keep their word to Arthur Rampineli

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

The dugout

Correia knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Correia trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Market

The Léo Paraíso question follows Tuna Luso around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Léo Paraíso’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

In brief

475 Edition

The Tuna Luso Courier

3 Sep 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Diego Guimarães damages knee ligaments — 24 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 24 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Interim Coach has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Tuna Luso can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Tuna Luso

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Nicolás Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Tuna Luso can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Lucas Bessa signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lucas Bessa commits to Tuna Luso for another 2 years.

Squad

A falling-out at Tuna Luso

Luís Tavares and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $615.1K into Tuna Luso

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Correia falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Luís Tavares

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

409 Edition

The Lusitano Évora Courier

29 May 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

David Costa damages knee ligaments — 29 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 29 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

A fracture rules Szymon Pankiewicz out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Lusitano Évora will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Lusitano Évora

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Lusitano Évora is running low.

Squad

Tempers go at Lusitano Évora

Marco Antônio was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Lusitano Évora and Pedro Vieira are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

The dugout

When it matters, Pedro Vieira plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

Lusitano Évora have to sell first

The manager has a list and the board has a condition attached to it. That is not a crisis — half of football works this way — but it decides which of the two of them gets his way in August.

Market

The clock does Bruno Juncos’s negotiating for him

4 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Lusitano Évora could ask drops and the wages Bruno Juncos can ask rise.

The dugout

A door opens for Marco Mendes

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

In brief

403 Edition

The Lusitano Évora Courier

17 Apr 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Szymon Pankiewicz breaks a bone — 105 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 105 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Gui Silva has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Lusitano Évora they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Boardroom

Lusitano Évora to lose Pedro Vieira for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Pedro Vieira has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Words at Lusitano Évora training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Omari Benjamin is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Helder Oliveira Da Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitano Évora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Marco Mendes

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Marco Mendes, and the manager let it.

The dugout

When it matters, Omari Benjamin plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Nicolás Ramírez

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. Lusitano Évora told Nicolás Ramírez something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

Market

The clock does Bruno Juncos’s negotiating for him

5 months left, and both sides know what that means: every week without a signature, the fee Lusitano Évora could ask drops and the wages Bruno Juncos can ask rise.

In brief

387 Edition

The Lusitano Évora Courier

26 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Nicolás Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitano Évora can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Marco Antônio in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitano Évora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

A row about effort at Lusitano Évora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Thiago Chamorro was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Atlético CP take the points off Lusitano Évora

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

152% of the income goes out in wages at Lusitano Évora

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Player ratings

Thiago Chamorro did the work nobody counts — 7.02

12 combined actions and 7.02. The job he did is the one that shows up as other people looking good, and the only reliable way to notice it is to watch what happens on the afternoons he is missing.

The dugout

No hiding place for Pedro Vieira

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Pedro Vieira, and the manager let it.

Squad

Lusitano Évora count the cost of losing Ruben Soares

37 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

Interim Coach answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑2, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

In brief

383 Edition

The Lusitano Évora Courier

28 Nov 2033
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

No mercy from Lusitano Évora

Caldas will want this one forgotten quickly: 4‑0, every duel lost, and a long ride home. Lusitano Évora were ruthless in the way good sides are ruthless.

Player ratings

Omari Benjamin scores twice — 8.99

Two goals and a mark of 8.99 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

A brace, and Bruno Juncos takes the afternoon — 8.08

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Bruno Juncos provided it, and the 8.08 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

The dugout

Richard Huseynov keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Lusitano Évora may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Nicolás Ramírez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Lusitano Évora can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A row about effort at Lusitano Évora

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Omari Benjamin was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

149% of the income goes out in wages at Lusitano Évora

Every club in football pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time somebody has tried it.

Squad

Helder Oliveira Da Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Lusitano Évora this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

The dugout

No hiding place for Bruno Juncos

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Bruno Juncos, and the manager let it.

In brief