Patrick Mbeumo

Central Defender - PWD Bamenda
5 Aug 2043
Wednesday
Process

Marked for Patrick Mbeumo

888 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

3 Aug 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joseph Aliu

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PWD Bamenda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Cayden Cole breaks a bone — 38 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 38 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Trezeguet Marwan keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Stade Renard de Melong come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PWD Bamenda did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Squad

Ronwen Billiat is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 20 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

Back issues
886 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

20 Jul 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Joseph Aliu

110 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PWD Bamenda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Cayden Cole breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Lorenzo Appiah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Aigle Royal de la Menoua come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PWD Bamenda did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Erick Grobler asks to leave PWD Bamenda

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Only the photograph left for Desire Song

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Desire Song will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

884 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

6 Jul 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Cayden Cole breaks a bone — 66 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 66 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Desire Song keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

PWD Bamenda say no — this time

The offer from Colombe du Dja et Lobo for Joel Mbarga was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Ernest Djiku

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Ernest Djiku will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo attracts admirers

The name of Patrick Mbeumo has come up in conversations PWD Bamenda were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Pierre Song signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Pierre Song and PWD Bamenda agree another 4 years.

In brief

883 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

29 Jun 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

PWD Bamenda have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Squad

Cayden Cole breaks a bone — 73 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 73 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa decides it from twelve yards

2 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Match

Cup progress for PWD Bamenda

A 2‑2 win over Cotonsport Garoua, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Match

A 2-goal lead gone for PWD Bamenda

It is a specific kind of quiet, a ground watching a winning position dissolve. Cotonsport Garoua kept coming because nothing stopped them, and PWD Bamenda will be asked about the last half hour all week.

Market

PWD Bamenda turn down Aigle Royal de Moungo for Pierre Song

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Uthman Olawumi, 33, rolls back the years — 7.91

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.91 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

881 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

15 Jun 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Cayden Cole breaks a bone — 87 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 87 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Ramadan Ashour puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

PWD Bamenda say no — this time

The offer from Panthere du Nde for Joel Mbarga was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Eytan Havugimana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Alvin Binsto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

879 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

1 Jun 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Cayden Cole out for 101 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PWD Bamenda will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Lorenzo Appiah puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

In brief

875 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

4 May 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Cayden Cole out for 129 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PWD Bamenda will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Alvin Binsto stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Alvin Binsto and PWD Bamenda agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

871 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

6 Apr 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda through in the cup

A 2‑0 win over Canon Yaounde, and the draw for the next round can be watched with some interest for once.

Squad

Lorenzo Appiah keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Lorenzo Appiah signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Lorenzo Appiah commits to PWD Bamenda for another 1 years.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Alvin Binsto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eytan Havugimana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Naledi Hlongwane was the difference for PWD Bamenda

Marked 7.58. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Player ratings

Patrick Mbeumo shuts the door

Defensive actions: 14, and a clean sheet at the end of it. A centre-half's best afternoons look like nothing happening, which is precisely the point.

The terraces

Everybody has an opinion about Mohamed Khalifa

He is the name in every column and on every phone-in, which is a heavy thing to carry at any age. Some footballers thrive on it; others are quietly finished by it.

In brief

867 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

9 Mar 2043
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Alvin Binsto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

863 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

9 Feb 2043
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

6 matches without a win for PWD Bamenda

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around PWD Bamenda are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Mohamed Abdellaoui signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Mohamed Abdellaoui commits to PWD Bamenda for another 2 years.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Mohamed Abdellaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Naledi Hlongwane

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

A bad afternoon for PWD Bamenda against Panthere du Nde

0‑1 to Panthere du Nde, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

Inquest at PWD Bamenda

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Market

PWD Bamenda buy the years ahead of Ronwen Billiat

He is 19, and the scouting reports agree on the only line that matters: the ceiling. Signings like this are lottery tickets written by professionals.

In brief

860 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

19 Jan 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Gazelle Garoua punish PWD Bamenda for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Naledi Hlongwane will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at PWD Bamenda escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Market

Hassan Beja puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

PWD Bamenda say no — this time

The offer from Aigle Royal de la Menoua for Trezeguet Marwan was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Aigle Royal de la Menoua watching Patrick Mbeumo

The interest is real enough to have reached print. PWD Bamenda have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

No hiding place for Alvin Binsto

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Alvin Binsto, and the manager let it.

Market

Aigle Royal de la Menoua expected to open talks for Cayden Cole

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. PWD Bamenda will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Match

PWD Bamenda and Gazelle Garoua take a point apiece

It finished 3‑3, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

In brief

858 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

5 Jan 2043
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda march on in the cup

Fortuna Mfou are out and PWD Bamenda go through, 1‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

Alvin Binsto keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Market

Cotonsport Garoua watching Pierre Song

The interest is real enough to have reached print. PWD Bamenda have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Naledi Hlongwane commits to PWD Bamenda for another 2 years.

Market

PWD Bamenda turn down Stade Renard de Melong for Ernest Djiku

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Player ratings

Pierre Song runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Mohamed Abdellaoui in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

854 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

8 Dec 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

PWD Bamenda come up short against Fauve Azur Elite

Fauve Azur Elite left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

$2.5M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Squad

Mohamed Abdellaoui named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Mohamed Abdellaoui is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

Squad

Lautaro Codina has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at PWD Bamenda will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pierre Song

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

Alvin Binsto linked with a move away

The name of Alvin Binsto keeps appearing in other people's back pages. PWD Bamenda say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

850 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

10 Nov 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Pierre Song: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” PWD Bamenda have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mohamed Abdellaoui yet — 7.96

At 34 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 7.96 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Eytan Havugimana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

One of those days for Pierre Song

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.19, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

Squad

Tony Youdom stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Tony Youdom and PWD Bamenda agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Mohamed Abdellaoui rescues a point for PWD Bamenda

It needed Mohamed Abdellaoui to find the net to bring anything home at all: 2‑2 against Panthere du Nde, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

Market

Alvin Binsto linked with a move away

The name of Alvin Binsto keeps appearing in other people's back pages. PWD Bamenda say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

846 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

13 Oct 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Mohamed Khalifa falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Cotonsport Garoua take the points off PWD Bamenda

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Joseph Aliu

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Joseph Aliu, and the manager let it.

Squad

Joel Mbarga stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Joel Mbarga and PWD Bamenda agree another 3 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

842 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

15 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Player ratings

Mohamed Abdellaoui, 34, rolls back the years — 7.82

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.82 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

PWD Bamenda turn down Fortuna Mfou for Mahmoud Tarek

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Mohamed Abdellaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tony Youdom signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Tony Youdom and PWD Bamenda agree another 1 years.

Squad

PWD Bamenda pick somebody else ahead of Alvin Binsto

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Match

PWD Bamenda share the spoils with Stade Renard de Melong

A 1‑1 draw with Stade Renard de Melong leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

Market

The Alvin Binsto story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Alvin Binsto signs something — a contract at PWD Bamenda or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

840 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

1 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Teboho Zungu puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Eyes on Cayden Cole again

The phone has started ringing about Cayden Cole again, and this time the name on the line is Fauve Azur Elite. PWD Bamenda are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

PWD Bamenda say no — this time

The offer from Fauve Azur Elite for Ernest Djiku was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Alvin Binsto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Eytan Havugimana is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Patrick Mbeumo conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Aigle Royal de la Menoua will make the call about Patrick Mbeumo this week. PWD Bamenda have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

839 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

25 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Colombe du Dja et Lobo come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PWD Bamenda did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Eyes on Patrick Mbeumo again

The phone has started ringing about Patrick Mbeumo again, and this time the name on the line is Aigle Royal de la Menoua. PWD Bamenda are listening politely and promising nothing.

Squad

Alvin Binsto in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from Clinton Ondoa at PWD Bamenda

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Clinton Ondoa is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Eytan Havugimana falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Colombe du Dja et Lobo are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. PWD Bamenda will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

836 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

4 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 49 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Aigle Royal de la Menoua come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PWD Bamenda did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Mohamed Abdellaoui was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Pierre Song

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

834 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

21 Jul 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Fauve Azur Elite come back empty-handed

The bid was some way short and PWD Bamenda did not need long over it. Nobody in the game reads a first refusal as the end of anything.

Market

Joel Mbarga is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Alvin Binsto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Alvin Binsto gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

The Cayden Cole conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Aigle Royal de la Menoua will make the call about Cayden Cole this week. PWD Bamenda have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

In brief

830 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

23 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Arnaud Ngamaleu hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what PWD Bamenda can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Ernest Djiku is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Mohamed Khalifa is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Patrick Mbeumo conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Aigle Royal de la Menoua will make the call about Patrick Mbeumo this week. PWD Bamenda have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at PWD Bamenda will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

In brief

828 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

9 Jun 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda refuse to drop out of the race

Position 2, 49 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Emmanuel Anguissa hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what PWD Bamenda can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Aigle Royal de la Menoua join the queue for Patrick Mbeumo

Add another name to the list: Aigle Royal de la Menoua have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Patrick Mbeumo. The answer from PWD Bamenda has not changed — yet.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Naledi Hlongwane commits to PWD Bamenda for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

PWD Bamenda say no — this time

The offer from Fauve Azur Elite for Ernest Djiku was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

In brief

823 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

5 May 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Danssabe Tanko: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” PWD Bamenda have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Fábio Matheus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joseph Aliu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$2.3M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

Squad

Fábio Matheus loses the armband

The captaincy has been taken off Fábio Matheus. PWD Bamenda will call it a decision about the team; a dressing room reads it as a verdict on a man.

In brief

  • Boardroom $209.7K a year onto the PWD Bamenda books
  • Boardroom The PWD Bamenda production line keeps running
  • Market The clock does Gift Isioma’s negotiating for him
819 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

7 Apr 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

14 seasons of Cayden Cole

221 appearances across 14 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and PWD Bamenda know what they have.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Fábio Matheus signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Fábio Matheus commits to PWD Bamenda for another 2 years.

Squad

Fábio Matheus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joseph Aliu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

$2.3M on the table at PWD Bamenda

The board have answered with money instead of encouragement, which is the only answer a manager ever wants. Spending it well is now entirely his problem.

In brief

  • Boardroom The PWD Bamenda production line keeps running
  • Market The clock does Gift Isioma’s negotiating for him
815 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

10 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Fábio Matheus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Joseph Aliu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

812 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

17 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

PWD Bamenda are in among the leaders

Position 2 and 46 points on the board. Nobody at the ground will say the word out loud yet, and everybody at the ground is thinking it.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohamed Khalifa

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mohamed Abdellaoui yet — 8.02

At 33 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.02 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Market

Joel Mbarga has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Aliu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Mohamed Abdellaoui the difference as PWD Bamenda beat Victoria United

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Mohamed Abdellaoui. 1‑0 against Victoria United, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Patrick Mbeumo

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 19 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Cayden Cole gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

811 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

10 Feb 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Pierre Song is carrying PWD Bamenda

25 goals and a season average of 7.55. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Fábio Matheus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Boris Mani gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Boris Mani has just signed for PWD Bamenda, and for once the answer mattered.

Squad

Joseph Aliu falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Febe Fritz Gilles sends PWD Bamenda past Panthere du Nde

It finished 2‑1, and it was Febe Fritz Gilles’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to PWD Bamenda.

Market

Panthere du Nde are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. PWD Bamenda will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Market

A long bet from PWD Bamenda on Boris Mani

He is 19, and nobody at PWD Bamenda signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Pierre Song

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

809 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

27 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No clean sheets in sight for PWD Bamenda

16 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane breaks a bone — 19 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 19 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Pierre Song

24 goals and a season average of 7.57 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Market

Hassan Beja puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at PWD Bamenda, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

The Victoria United deal is off

Everything was agreed until it was not, and Gilfranck Peto reports back to PWD Bamenda with a summer to forget. Neither club is saying who walked away from the table.

Squad

Maximilian Wagner keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” PWD Bamenda may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Maximilian Wagner

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Maximilian Wagner will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo attracts admirers

The name of Patrick Mbeumo has come up in conversations PWD Bamenda were not part of. Nothing formal, nothing signed — but nothing about it accidental either.

Squad

Fábio Matheus in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at PWD Bamenda this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

808 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

20 Jan 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

No clean sheets in sight for PWD Bamenda

15 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Squad

Naledi Hlongwane breaks a bone — 26 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 26 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Pierre Song is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.58 with 23 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

Gazelle Garoua punish PWD Bamenda for switching off

2 goals to the good, and then a slow surrender of everything that had been earned. Febe Fritz Gilles will not be the one blamed for it, but nobody at PWD Bamenda escapes the conversation that follows a collapse like this.

Match

PWD Bamenda up to position 2

39 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Market

PWD Bamenda turn down Fauve Azur Elite for Patrick Mbeumo

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Aliu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

Aigle Royal de Moungo watching Nicolas Ondoa

The interest is real enough to have reached print. PWD Bamenda have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

In brief

803 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

16 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Bogard Agbor breaks a bone — 52 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 52 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

PWD Bamenda come from 2 down to beat Stade Renard de Melong

At 2 goals adrift this was a formality, and the formality lasted right up until it did not. PWD Bamenda found something the first half had given no notice of, and Stade Renard de Melong could not hold what they had.

Match

PWD Bamenda leaking at the back

9 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at PWD Bamenda is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Pierre Song is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.46 with 17 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Player ratings

Febe Fritz Gilles, 36, rolls back the years — 7.98

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.98 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

PWD Bamenda see off Stade Renard de Melong

Three points for PWD Bamenda, 4‑2 the final word against Stade Renard de Melong in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Aliu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

799 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

18 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cyrille Domtoune

28 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PWD Bamenda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Bogard Agbor breaks a bone — 80 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 80 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Nicolas Ondoa wins it after the whistle should have gone

92 minutes played. Nicolas Ondoa found the finish in time that only existed because of earlier delays, and Victoria United went from a point to nothing inside one movement.

Market

Patrick Mbeumo has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around PWD Bamenda they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Match

Still nobody has beaten PWD Bamenda

The unbeaten run reaches 10. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Pierre Song

13 goals and a season average of 7.36 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

No clean sheets in sight for PWD Bamenda

5 games now with at least two against. The back line has been rearranged, the goalkeeper has been backed publicly, and the goals keep going in anyway.

Match

Nicolas Ondoa sends PWD Bamenda past Victoria United

It finished 3‑2, and it was Nicolas Ondoa’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to PWD Bamenda.

In brief

795 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

21 Oct 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cyrille Domtoune

56 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PWD Bamenda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Bogard Agbor breaks a bone — 108 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 108 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

PWD Bamenda turn it around against Gazelle Garoua

Going 2 down does something to a side, and what it usually does is finish them. Not here. PWD Bamenda rebuilt the afternoon goal by goal, and Gazelle Garoua had no answer to any of it.

Player ratings

Both of them Pierre Song's — 8.90

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.90, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Fábio Matheus was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

PWD Bamenda see off Gazelle Garoua

Three points for PWD Bamenda, 3‑2 the final word against Gazelle Garoua in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Match

6 unbeaten for PWD Bamenda

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation PWD Bamenda did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at PWD Bamenda training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Joseph Aliu is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

791 Edition

The PWD Bamenda Gazette

23 Sep 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Cyrille Domtoune

84 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. PWD Bamenda lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Alvin Binsto out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason PWD Bamenda will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Patrick Mbeumo

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Patrick Mbeumo will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around PWD Bamenda the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at PWD Bamenda

Alvin Binsto was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Clinton Ondoa at PWD Bamenda

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Clinton Ondoa is 18, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Match

PWD Bamenda see off Fortuna Mfou

Three points for PWD Bamenda, 2‑1 the final word against Fortuna Mfou in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Pierre Song

7.76, and no serious argument from anybody who was there. PWD Bamenda had eleven men on the pitch and one of them decided how it went.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Patrick Clovert

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

The Alvin Binsto talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. PWD Bamenda know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

In brief