Oche Ogunjobi

Attacking Midfielder (L) - El-Kanemi Warriors
6 Aug 2034
Sunday
Process

Marked for Oche Ogunjobi

418 Edition

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31 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps El-Kanemi Warriors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Match

Chastening afternoon for El-Kanemi Warriors

A 0‑3 beating by Remo Stars was the sort of result that empties a stadium long before the final whistle.

The dugout

William Dennis says El-Kanemi Warriors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Transfer targets

An offer of $820.0K for Alex Oyowah

El-Kanemi Warriors have gone to Rivers United with a bid, and the supporters have gone to the internet with an opinion about it. Whether either changes anything is up to the selling club.

Transfer targets

El-Kanemi Warriors rebuffed over Alex Oyowah

Not now, not at any price the club was prepared to say out loud. Rivers United have kept their man, and El-Kanemi Warriors go back to a list with one name crossed off it.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Player ratings

The game went through Abubakar Maiwada — 6.88

Marked 6.88 on 10 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

Boardroom

Inquest at El-Kanemi Warriors

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

The dugout

Henri Olivier faces the questions

“We were not good enough today and I am not going to dress it up.” Henri Olivier after 0‑3, in the tone of a man who knows the next question and does not intend to answer it.

In brief

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The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

17 Jul 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Mohammed Faisal

There were 8 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

Moses Ekong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what El-Kanemi Warriors can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Risilanu Ismail is carrying El-Kanemi Warriors

19 goals and a season average of 7.25. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Enyimba take the points off El-Kanemi Warriors

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑1, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

Mohammed Faisal has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at El-Kanemi Warriors will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

The dugout

Oche Ogunjobi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Saagui Dzenyagha

Successful dribbles: 13. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

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26 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors taken apart

0‑3 to Kwara United, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Boardroom

Doors closed at El-Kanemi Warriors

The music was off and the showers ran late. What was said in that dressing room stays there, but Saturday will publish the minutes.

Squad

El-Kanemi Warriors count the cost of losing William Ogu

15 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑3 Henri Olivier left the room before anybody could ask which.

Looking ahead

The leaders are next for El-Kanemi Warriors

Rangers International top the table and they are coming into view. Nothing to lose, which is what every manager says before losing.

Squad

Ibrahim Yahaya suspended

One booking too many, and Ibrahim Yahaya sits out. El-Kanemi Warriors lose him for the sort of avoidable reason that makes a manager's week longer.

The dugout

Shehu Nwakali is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Ademola Obi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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19 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Mohammed Faisal stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Squad

Risilanu Ismail is carrying El-Kanemi Warriors

19 goals and a season average of 7.30. Form like that gets noticed well beyond this town.

Market

Umar Dennis asks to leave El-Kanemi Warriors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors get the job done against Kano Pillars

A 1‑0 win over Kano Pillars, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Risilanu Ismail

A mark of 7.92, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

The dugout

The manager’s verdict

“I am not going to get carried away and I will not let them either. It was a good day. There will be harder ones.” Henri Olivier kept it short after the 1‑0 win, which is what managers do when they are happy.

The dugout

Mohammed Faisal gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Mohammed Faisal is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of William Obi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

12 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Risilanu Ismail is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.28 with 18 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Market

Ahmed Iheanacho puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at El-Kanemi Warriors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Transfer targets

Door shut on Antonio Galeano

El-Kanemi Warriors asked and Remo Stars said no without discussing a figure. It is the least ambiguous answer in football and the one clubs most often come back to test.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

The dugout

No hiding place for Mohammed Faisal

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Mohammed Faisal, and the manager let it.

Squad

Simon Ademola reaches 200 appearances

200 games in the shirt. Nobody sets out to build a record like that; it happens to a certain kind of player at a certain kind of club, and this town knows what it has.

Match

Bayelsa United snatch it back from El-Kanemi Warriors

A goal on 91 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Squad

Terem Ejuke signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Terem Ejuke commits to El-Kanemi Warriors for another 3 years.

The dugout

Mohammed Faisal is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

In brief

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5 Jun 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mohammed Faisal stands alone

6 saves, and a scoreline the ten men in front of him had no right to. Goalkeepers only get noticed on the bad days; this was one of the other ones.

Market

Wisdom Magbisa puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at El-Kanemi Warriors, and it is not being withdrawn.

The dugout

Henry Osimhen keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” El-Kanemi Warriors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Ibrahim Yahaya stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ibrahim Yahaya and El-Kanemi Warriors agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Ikorodu City take the points off El-Kanemi Warriors

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 0‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Squad

Stephen Abdullahi named in the team of the month

A month is long enough that nobody gets in by accident. Stephen Abdullahi is in the division's best eleven for it, which is a quieter compliment than an award and a more reliable one.

The dugout

A promise honoured for Simon Ademola

It is not much of a headline and it is the reason players believe the next promise. El-Kanemi Warriors told Simon Ademola something would happen and then it happened, which in this industry passes for remarkable.

In brief

408 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

22 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Simon Ademola at 20 — 7.69

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Simon Ademola did not need any: 7.69, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Risilanu Ismail

16 goals and a season average of 7.27 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Match

Risilanu Ismail the difference as El-Kanemi Warriors beat Kun Khalifat

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Risilanu Ismail. 2‑1 against Kun Khalifat, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

The terraces

One of their own: Simon Ademola

He is 20 and the ground already sings his name, which is a thing that happens to local boys and almost never to signings. Everything from here is measured against an affection he did nothing to earn except be from here.

Player ratings

Risilanu Ismail in the eights

A performance of 8.23 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

The half-term report on El-Kanemi Warriors

Position 5, 33 points, and every result so far reduced to one line. The second half of the season starts with the same squad and a different set of expectations.

Squad

Moses Osimhen signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Moses Osimhen commits to El-Kanemi Warriors for another 3 years.

The dugout

Henri Olivier has his say

“We earned that. I asked them for a reaction and I got one, and now I want the same again on Saturday.” Henri Olivier on a 2‑1 afternoon that pleased him more than he was prepared to show.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Thabelo Tshikweta

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

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The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

15 May 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

No sign of nerves from Stephen Abdullahi at 20 — 7.83

The hardest thing about being 20 in a senior side is that nobody makes allowances. Stephen Abdullahi did not need any: 7.83, and he looked the most comfortable man on the pitch.

Squad

Risilanu Ismail is in the form of his life

A season average of 7.24 with 15 goals behind it. Opponents have started planning around him, which is the sincerest compliment football pays.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors see off Bendel Insurance

Three points for El-Kanemi Warriors, 3‑2 the final word against Bendel Insurance in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Saagui Dzenyagha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

Mohammed Faisal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

One of those days for Godspower Akekoromowei

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.25, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑2, already talking about the next one.

The dugout

Shehu Nwakali is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

The form table has caught Oche Ogunjobi

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

In brief

406 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

8 May 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

The dugout

Thabelo Tshikweta says El-Kanemi Warriors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Saagui Dzenyagha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Shooting Stars snatch it back from El-Kanemi Warriors

A goal on 91 minutes turned three points into one and a good afternoon into an argument about game management that will run until Saturday.

Squad

A place in the month's best eleven for Godspower Akekoromowei

Four or five weekends of consistency, judged against everybody in the division doing his job. Godspower Akekoromowei has come out of that comparison in the side, and El-Kanemi Warriors have had the benefit of every one of those afternoons.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors share the spoils with Shooting Stars

A 1‑1 draw with Shooting Stars leaves the dressing room somewhere between relief and regret.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “We have to be better”

“It is not the end of the world and it is not good enough. Both of those are true.” The manager, after a 1‑1 draw, said the honest thing and then went to say it again inside.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Oche Ogunjobi

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

The dugout

Simon Ademola dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Risilanu Ismail

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

In brief

400 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

27 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Saagui Dzenyagha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Player of the week: Risilanu Ismail

Somebody watched every match in the division at the weekend and decided he was the best thing in any of them. A small honour, and most careers end without one.

Market

The Godspower Akekoromowei story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Godspower Akekoromowei signs something — a contract at El-Kanemi Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

399 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

20 Mar 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

A brace, and Risilanu Ismail takes the afternoon — 8.71

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Risilanu Ismail provided it, and the 8.71 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors find a way past Rivers United

Rivers United made El-Kanemi Warriors work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We controlled it. There were spells I did not like and we will look at them, but the group showed me something.” Henri Olivier, on a 2‑1 win that he was already picking apart on the walk to the press room.

The dugout

No hiding place for Thabelo Tshikweta

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Thabelo Tshikweta, and the manager let it.

Squad

The weekend belonged to Risilanu Ismail

Player of the week, judged against every other man in the division. A small award, and one most careers never collect.

Market

The Risilanu Ismail story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Risilanu Ismail signs something — a contract at El-Kanemi Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

The dugout

The plan did not have a place for Oche Ogunjobi

Nobody at El-Kanemi Warriors is suggesting he is out of form. The manager simply wanted somebody with a different set of qualities for ninety specific minutes, and there is nothing a player can train to fix that.

Squad

The room hears from Godspower Akekoromowei

“Nobody outside is coming to save us.” It was short, it was not comfortable, and by all accounts the El-Kanemi Warriors squad were quieter afterwards than they had been all season.

Squad

Stephen Abdullahi makes the position his own

At 20 he is in the side on merit and somebody else is watching. Places at El-Kanemi Warriors are won quietly and lost loudly, and this one was won.

In brief

396 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

27 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Player ratings

Risilanu Ismail scores twice — 8.87

Two goals and a mark of 8.87 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors see off Enyimba

Three points for El-Kanemi Warriors, 3‑1 the final word against Enyimba in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Saagui Dzenyagha was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

Enyimba blown away early

There is a particular helplessness in conceding 2 times before the twentieth minute. Enyimba tried to reorganise, El-Kanemi Warriors did not allow it, and the result was written long before it was confirmed.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “That is the standard”

“That is what I want every week. Not the result, the way they went about it.” The manager, after 3‑1, already talking about the next one.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal scores his first for El-Kanemi Warriors

The one goal every signing is asked about until it comes. It has come, and a press-conference question has been retired.

The dugout

Oche Ogunjobi dropped after a run of poor form

The one version of being left out a player cannot argue with, and the one he takes worst. Somebody else has been better and the team sheet says so, in public, every week until it changes.

Looking ahead

Mike Zaruma goes back to face Barau

Every squad has one of these fixtures for somebody every season. This one is Mike Zaruma’s: the club that knew him first, the supporters who will decide in the first minute whether to applaud, and El-Kanemi Warriors needing him to play as if none of it matters.

Market

The Godspower Akekoromowei story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Godspower Akekoromowei signs something — a contract at El-Kanemi Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

394 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

13 Feb 2034
From our football correspondent Steady

Transfer targets

The window shuts on the Oscar Okocha deal

El-Kanemi Warriors ran out of time with Remo Stars. The paperwork was open when the deadline passed, and a transfer that was almost done is now a transfer that never happened.

Squad

Saagui Dzenyagha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Risilanu Ismail’s goal not enough for El-Kanemi Warriors

Risilanu Ismail scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Rangers International, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Moses Ekong signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Moses Ekong and El-Kanemi Warriors agree another 3 years.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

The dugout

The form table has caught Oche Ogunjobi

Somebody else has been better, the manager has said so with a team sheet, and there is no argument to be had. He will get the shirt back the only way it can be got back.

The dugout

The manager makes an example of Terem Ejuke

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Squad

A first senior shirt for Chukwuma Ihenacho

Every debut is a small story about the future: Chukwuma Ihenacho, 17 years old, off the academy pitches and into the first team. The parents in the stand will keep the programme.

Market

The Saagui Dzenyagha story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Saagui Dzenyagha signs something — a contract at El-Kanemi Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

391 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

23 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Crisis

Player ratings

Thabelo Tshikweta scores twice — 8.18

Two goals and a mark of 8.18 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Transfer targets

$990.0K settles it between the clubs for Antonio Galeano

Remo Stars have accepted the money. What El-Kanemi Warriors do not yet have is the man, and between here and the photograph is a conversation about wages that both sides are dreading.

The dugout

David Onuachu: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” El-Kanemi Warriors have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors come up short against Bayelsa United

Bayelsa United left with the points after a 2‑3 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Saagui Dzenyagha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 2‑3 defeat, delivered by Henri Olivier to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Simon Ademola's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

El-Kanemi Warriors pick somebody else ahead of Oche Ogunjobi

There is no complaint available here and everybody involved knows it, which does not make the walk to the bench any shorter. Form is the only currency in football that cannot be borrowed against.

Market

The Risilanu Ismail story refuses to die

It has been denied twice and printed three times, which is the usual arithmetic. Until Risilanu Ismail signs something — a contract at El-Kanemi Warriors or anywhere else — this column belongs to him.

In brief

388 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

2 Jan 2034
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The dugout

Abubakar Maiwada keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” El-Kanemi Warriors may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Oche Ogunjobi asks to leave El-Kanemi Warriors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

El-Kanemi Warriors tie Henri Olivier down

A new deal for the man in the dugout, and the clearest thing a board can say without calling a press conference about it. Stability is cheap to promise and expensive to deliver.

Boardroom

Graduation day at El-Kanemi Warriors

5 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Saagui Dzenyagha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

El-Kanemi Warriors promote Chidozie Lookman from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. Chidozie Lookman has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

Market

One of our own: Shehu Ihenacho joins the El-Kanemi Warriors first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Shehu Ihenacho is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

El-Kanemi Warriors promote William Ogu from within

The academy exists for exactly this morning. William Ogu has come through every age group the club runs and has now been handed a senior number, and the people who coached him at twelve will be the proudest in the building.

The dugout

Henry Osimhen frozen out at El-Kanemi Warriors

This is not rotation. Henry Osimhen has not been in the manager's plans for some time, and nobody at El-Kanemi Warriors is pretending otherwise.

In brief

386 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

19 Dec 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Saagui Dzenyagha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

Simon Ademola is still being punished for one mistake

Nobody will confirm it and the team sheets confirm it every week. One error has bought him a spell as second choice that is already longer than the error deserved.

The dugout

Moses Ekong gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

370 Edition

The El-Kanemi Warriors Courier

29 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Only the photograph left for Osayi Osimhen

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Osayi Osimhen will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around El-Kanemi Warriors the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oladimeji Dada is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

No time for Wikki Tourists to settle

The goal that put Wikki Tourists ahead was still being replayed on the concourse when El-Kanemi Warriors equalised, 2 minutes later. Leads are only worth what you do with them.

Player ratings

Abubakar Maiwada ran the middle of the pitch — 7.11

He won it back and then made something of it, which is two jobs and the reason the scoreline looks the way it does. 9 combined actions and a mark of 7.11, and not one of them will make a highlights package.

Squad

Umar Dennis out for 14 days

The medical room confirms 14 days on the sidelines for Umar Dennis, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Match

Oladimeji Dada rescues a point for El-Kanemi Warriors

It needed Oladimeji Dada to find the net to bring anything home at all: 1‑1 against Wikki Tourists, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We did not lose. Some weeks that is all you get, and I would rather have the point than not.” Henri Olivier chose the glass-half-full version of 1‑1; the supporters left with the other one.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Simon Ademola's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

The dugout

No hiding place for Chukwuma Dennis

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Chukwuma Dennis, and the manager let it.

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15 Aug 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Market

Terms done: Osayi Osimhen is going

Fee agreed, wages agreed, and Kun Khalifat waiting with a shirt. Nobody at El-Kanemi Warriors is pretending otherwise, and the supporters have stopped asking whether and started asking when.

The dugout

Simon Ademola says El-Kanemi Warriors went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

A falling-out at El-Kanemi Warriors

Oladimeji Dada and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Saagui Dzenyagha is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

A bad afternoon for El-Kanemi Warriors against Nasarawa United

1‑2 to Nasarawa United, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Oladimeji Dada was unplayable

Successful dribbles: 19. He went past people as if he had been told there was a prize for it, and by the end the full-back had stopped pretending to try.

The dugout

Mohammed Faisal gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

The dugout

Henri Olivier: “No excuses”

“I could talk about decisions and I could talk about luck. I will not. We lost.” The manager, 1‑2, and a press conference that lasted four minutes.

Market

Peter Umar is free to find somewhere else

“I was told straight, and I would rather have it straight.” The manager at El-Kanemi Warriors has been clear about where Peter Umar stands, which is more than many ever get.

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25 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Oladimeji Dada has said yes to Bendel Insurance

The last thing about a transfer that is still about the player is his signature on his own terms, and it is there. El-Kanemi Warriors have lost him in all but the paperwork.

Squad

Mohammed Faisal keeps El-Kanemi Warriors in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Market

Chukwuma Dennis hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what El-Kanemi Warriors can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Tempers go at El-Kanemi Warriors

Oladimeji Dada was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

A bad afternoon for El-Kanemi Warriors against Remo Stars

1‑3 to Remo Stars, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Squad

Saagui Dzenyagha falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The dugout

No hiding place for Godspower Akekoromowei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Godspower Akekoromowei, and the manager let it.

The dugout

Henri Olivier answers for it

“The supporters are entitled to be angry. So am I. We will put it right.” 1‑3, a manager saying the necessary things, and a dressing room that heard a different version of them.

The dugout

The team sheet said everything about Thabelo Tshikweta

Warm-up bib, ninety minutes of watching, and a handshake at the end that fooled nobody. Big matches tell you who a manager trusts; this one told Thabelo Tshikweta.

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363 Edition

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11 Jul 2033
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Terem Ejuke

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Market

El-Kanemi Warriors say no — this time

The offer from Bendel Insurance for Oladimeji Dada was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Match

No end in sight to El-Kanemi Warriors's wait for a win

5 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at El-Kanemi Warriors has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Osayi Osimhen has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around El-Kanemi Warriors they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oladimeji Dada is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

A falling-out at El-Kanemi Warriors

Emmanuel Osayi-Samuel and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors and Enyimba take a point apiece

It finished 1‑1, and it somehow always looked like it would. One of those afternoons where the table moves less than the tempers.

The dugout

Half-satisfied: Henri Olivier on the draw

“There are things I liked and things we will be doing on Tuesday until they are right.” 1‑1, and a manager who had already decided what Tuesday looked like.

The dugout

Oche Ogunjobi gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

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27 Jun 2033
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Mohammed Faisal damages knee ligaments — 15 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 15 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Osayi Osimhen agrees terms with Ikorodu City

The clubs have settled the fee and he has settled his wages. What remains is a medical and a photograph, and around El-Kanemi Warriors people have started saying his name in the past tense.

Market

David Joseph puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at El-Kanemi Warriors, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

A row about effort at El-Kanemi Warriors

Somebody said out loud what several people thought about how hard another man trains, and Oladimeji Dada was in the middle of it. The one dressing-room argument that is genuinely about football.

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors come up short against Rangers International

Rangers International left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Ibrahim Ihenacho signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Ibrahim Ihenacho commits to El-Kanemi Warriors for another 3 years.

Squad

A falling-out at El-Kanemi Warriors

Peter Umar and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Player ratings

Oladimeji Dada beats them one at a time

Successful dribbles: 16. There was always a defender in front of him and there was never a defender in front of him for long.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 0‑1 defeat, delivered by Henri Olivier to a room that had heard them before.

In brief

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24 Jan 2033
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

El-Kanemi Warriors taken apart

1‑4 to Kano Pillars, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Market

Emmanuel Osayi-Samuel asks to leave El-Kanemi Warriors

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Words at El-Kanemi Warriors training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Oladimeji Dada is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

The game went through Wisdom Magbisa — 7.33

Marked 7.33 on 12 actions at both ends of the pitch. Midfielders like this get described as unspectacular by people who have never tried to play against one.

The dugout

Mike Zaruma gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Boardroom

Nobody left the El-Kanemi Warriors dressing room in a hurry

The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.

The dugout

The view from the dugout

“We will look at it, we will learn from it, and we go again.” The three sentences every manager keeps for a 1‑4 defeat, delivered by Henri Olivier to a room that had heard them before.

The dugout

The manager has not finished forgetting Mohammed Faisal's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

Squad

Words exchanged at El-Kanemi Warriors

Moses Ekong and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

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