Alexander Odegaard

Attacking Midfielder (L) - Hull City
18 Sep 2038
Saturday
Process

Marked for Alexander Odegaard

629 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

16 Aug 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Paul Marshall damages knee ligaments — 33 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 33 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mohamed Belloumi yet — 8.86

At 36 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.86 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Franco Vázquez

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 25 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

Squad

Real improvement from Alexander Odegaard at Hull City

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alexander Odegaard is 20, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Ivor Pandur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hull City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Ryan Giles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Isaiah Dada-Mascoll in the eights

A performance of 9.41 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

Match

Isaiah Dada-Mascoll sends Hull City past Ipswich Town

It finished 1‑0, and it was Isaiah Dada-Mascoll’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Hull City.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Martín Zubimendi

15 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

Back issues
625 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

19 Jul 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Paul Marshall damages knee ligaments — 65 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 65 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Lilian Bague says Hull City went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Alexandr Popov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Hull City, and it is not being withdrawn.

In brief

621 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

21 Jun 2038
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Paul Marshall damages knee ligaments — 96 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 96 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Alexander Odegaard keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Hull City may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Tempers go at Hull City

Ivor Pandur was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Hull City training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Darko Gyabi is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Market

The Mohamed Belloumi talk will not go away

Another week, another link, another denial nobody quite believes. Hull City know the market decides these things, not the back pages — but the back pages are louder.

Market

The shop window has Franco Vázquez in it

Hull City have let the market know Franco Vázquez can be had. No price in the advert, but everyone in the trade knows roughly what it says.

In brief

614 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

3 May 2038
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ivor Pandur

There were 15 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

Defences have started doubling up on Isaiah Dada-Mascoll

26 goals and a season average of 7.69 will do that. The space he used to find has gone; he keeps scoring anyway, which is the mark of the real thing.

Player ratings

Isaiah Dada-Mascoll scores twice — 8.84

Two goals and a mark of 8.84 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Alexander Odegaard, 20, plays like he has been here for years — 8.88

A mark of 8.88 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 20-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Boardroom

Hull City counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Hull City now.

Squad

Mohamed Belloumi has been here 13 seasons

435 appearances across 13 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Mohamed Belloumi yet — 8.69

At 35 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.69 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Squad

Abdülkadir Ömür stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Abdülkadir Ömür and Hull City agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Match

Hull City find a way past Queens Park Rangers

Queens Park Rangers made Hull City work for it, but the scoreboard read 3‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

In brief

579 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

31 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Player ratings

Tomás Almeida scores twice — 8.88

Two goals and a mark of 8.88 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Mohamed Belloumi, 35, rolls back the years — 8.42

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.42 at 35, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Market

Ellis Lehane has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Hull City they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Hull City

Enis Destan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Alexander Odegaard is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 19 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Match

Tomás Almeida among the goals in a wild afternoon

6 goals in one match, Tomás Almeida on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Hull City and Huddersfield Town.

Squad

Darko Gyabi falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Enis Destan

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

One of those days for Isaiah Dada-Mascoll

There is a version of this player everybody suspected was in there, and on this evidence it is. 8.35, and no argument anywhere in the ground.

In brief

575 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

3 Aug 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Hull City put Timothy Harris on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

The Hull City board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Squad

Martín Zubimendi signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Martín Zubimendi and Hull City agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Hull City

Enis Destan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Real improvement from Alexander Odegaard at Hull City

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Alexander Odegaard is 19, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Market

Flavio Di Marzio raises the bar for Hull City

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Hull City heard it as anything else.

Squad

Ryan Giles falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Wages eat 96% of everything Hull City earn

There is a figure at which a wage bill stops being ambitious and becomes the reason nothing else is possible, and this club has reached it. Nothing is left over for a transfer, a stand or a rainy afternoon.

Market

Ivor Pandur linked with a move away

The name of Ivor Pandur keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Hull City say nothing, which says plenty.

In brief

569 Edition

The Hull City Gazette

22 Jun 2037
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Simon Cunningham

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Hull City lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Hull City

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Hull City is running low.

Squad

Lilian Bague: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Hull City have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Only the photograph left for Briar Bateman

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Briar Bateman will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Hull City the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Hull City to lose Briar Bateman for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Briar Bateman has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Ivor Pandur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Hull City this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief