Liam Cunningham

Attacking Midfielder (R) - Urartu
24 Dec 2045
Sunday
Process

Marked for Liam Cunningham

1009 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 Nov 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Odin Samuels-Smith

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonin Krejci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Artak Haroyan signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Artak Haroyan and Urartu agree another 3 years.

In brief

Back issues
1006 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 Nov 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

33 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Loris Benito takes the Urartu job

“I have watched this squad. There is more in it than the table says.” First press conference, first promise — Loris Benito made the one every new manager makes, and now comes the part where it gets checked.

Match

Urartu are in real trouble now

Position 10, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dmitriy Degtyarenko commits to Urartu for another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

A muscle injury sidelines Norbert Rusnak for 16 days

Nobody makes a documentary about a hamstring and everybody in the game fears one. Urartu will be careful with the return date, because the second one is always worse than the first.

Boardroom

$332.6K of the owner's money at Urartu

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Boardroom

The Urartu debt reaches $37.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

No place for Ben Jackson in the plan

“The manager did not use many words, and he did not need to.” Ben Jackson has his answer from Urartu; what he does with it is the next window’s story.

In brief

1005 Edition

The Urartu Post

30 Oct 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

40 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonin Krejci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Thiago Gómez was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

1001 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Oct 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Urartu part company with the manager

The statement thanked him for his efforts and wished him well, in that order and in about that many words. The search begins immediately.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

68 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

Urartu have nobody left to take training

Not an interim appointment — an institution with an empty coaching office. Somebody unfamiliar will run the sessions this week, and the question of how a club gets into this state is one the board will be asked and will not answer.

Boardroom

Interim Coach takes charge at Urartu

“Somebody has to pick the team on Saturday, and this week that is me.” An interim appointment with no promises attached, which is how most of them start.

Market

Thiago Gómez puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Liam Cunningham in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Julian Posch pulls a muscle — 14 days out

The injury that keeps coming back, keeps being rushed back from, and quietly costs more careers than the dramatic ones. 14 days is the estimate; the honest figure depends on whether anybody is patient.

Boardroom

The owner puts $301.9K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Ben Jackson stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Ben Jackson and Urartu agree another 4 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

999 Edition

The Urartu Post

18 Sep 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

82 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

The terraces

Anger at Urartu spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Urartu

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Liam Cunningham in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Niccolò Rizzo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Urartu lose Gevorg Haroyan

17 days, the medical staff say, and medical staff are optimists by profession. The team sheet will look wrong without him.

In brief

997 Edition

The Urartu Post

4 Sep 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

96 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Antonin Krejci hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Kristoffer Lustig: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Rafael Santos signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Rafael Santos and Urartu agree another 2 years.

Boardroom

The owner puts $261.2K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Market

Gandzasar join the queue for Kevin Eriksson

Add another name to the list: Gandzasar have asked the question everybody in the game has been asking about Kevin Eriksson. The answer from Urartu has not changed — yet.

Squad

Odin Samuels-Smith falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Urartu are $37.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Market

Urartu and Ben Jackson are talking past each other

“There is a gap, and pretending there is not helps nobody.” Neither side has moved, and the calendar is working for exactly one of them.

In brief

  • Market The clock does Liam Cunningham’s negotiating for him
  • Boardroom The Urartu production line keeps running
994 Edition

The Urartu Post

14 Aug 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

117 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Urartu sink to position 10

9 points, and a fixture list that is running out. The mathematics are not yet cruel, but they are no longer kind.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Odin Samuels-Smith is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Ben Jackson gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Market

Antonin Krejci placed on the list

Urartu have made Antonin Krejci available for transfer. A career at this club is over in all but paperwork.

In brief

993 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 Aug 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

124 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Market

Kristoffer Lustig puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Boardroom

The owner puts $233.3K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Niccolò Rizzo is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Urartu are $37.3M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Paul Martin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

992 Edition

The Urartu Post

31 Jul 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Dmitriy Degtyarenko

131 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Ben Jackson out for 16 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Klaus Hartmann asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

Gandzasar watching Kevin Eriksson

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Urartu have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Urartu

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

989 Edition

The Urartu Post

10 Jul 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko damages knee ligaments — 152 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 152 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 37 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 37 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Thiago Gómez says Urartu went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Kevin Eriksson asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Shirak watching Kevin Eriksson

The interest is real enough to have reached print. Urartu have said nothing, which in a transfer window is its own kind of answer.

Squad

Niccolò Rizzo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

988 Edition

The Urartu Post

3 Jul 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

13 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 13, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 44 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 44 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Urartu can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

Paul Martin keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Thiago Gómez hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The Urartu board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Player ratings

Sergej Jovanovic scored one and made one — 7.65

Two of the goals had his name somewhere on them, which is the afternoon a manager wants from anybody asked to both create and finish. 7.65, and 2 involvements.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Shirak take the points off Urartu

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

  • Boardroom The owner puts $212.9K into Urartu
  • Match Urartu are shipping goals every week
  • Boardroom Urartu cannot sign anybody
987 Edition

The Urartu Post

26 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

No end in sight to Urartu's wait for a win

12 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Urartu has to find a result from somewhere.

The terraces

The mood at Urartu has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 51 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 51 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Klaus Hartmann hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Ben Jackson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Urartu boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Match

Dmitriy Degtyarenko’s goal not enough for Urartu

Dmitriy Degtyarenko scored, and precious little else went right: 2‑3 to Alashkert, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

986 Edition

The Urartu Post

19 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Match

11 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 11, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Match

Urartu are in real trouble now

Position 10, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 58 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 58 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

The cup run ends for Urartu

1‑2 against Alashkert, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Market

Tymur Nianchur hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Antonin Krejci: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 26. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitriy Degtyarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Noah take the points off Urartu

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

985 Edition

The Urartu Post

12 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 65 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 65 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

9 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 9, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Market

Jonas Goldschadt hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Jonas Goldschadt: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Urartu have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Van take the points off Urartu

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Boardroom

The Urartu debt reaches $36.6M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Market

Talks stall between Urartu and Ben Jackson

“We are a long way apart, and pretending otherwise helps nobody.” Neither side is close, and the calendar is not on the club's side.

In brief

984 Edition

The Urartu Post

5 Jun 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 72 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 72 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu taken apart

1‑4 to Pyunik, and it was every bit as bad as the number suggests. There are defeats you argue about and defeats you apologise for; this was the second kind.

Match

8 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 8, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Market

Antonin Krejci hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The owner puts $179.1K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitriy Degtyarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Urartu leaking at the back

4 matches, two or more conceded in every one of them. Sides that create as much as this can live with it for a while. Nobody lives with it forever.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Boardroom

Urartu cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

983 Edition

The Urartu Post

29 May 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Urartu has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 79 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 79 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

No end in sight to Urartu's wait for a win

7 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Urartu has to find a result from somewhere.

Market

Thiago Gómez asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Urartu

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Urartu is running low.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Urartu come up short against Gandzasar

Gandzasar left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

982 Edition

The Urartu Post

22 May 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 86 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 86 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu are in real trouble now

Position 9, 9 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Klaus Hartmann puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Match

6 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Tymur Nianchur is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

BKMA take the points off Urartu

Beaten 1‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

981 Edition

The Urartu Post

15 May 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Ben Jackson breaks a bone — 93 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 93 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Luis Valdes, 33, rolls back the years — 7.96

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.96 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

The wait goes on for Urartu

5 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Kevin Eriksson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Urartu

Beaten 2‑3, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Urartu debt reaches $36.5M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

Thiago Gómez in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Still no signature from Tymur Nianchur

4 months left and the two sides are nowhere near each other. Every week this drags on takes money off what Urartu could get for him.

In brief

979 Edition

The Urartu Post

1 May 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Urartu has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Ben Jackson

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

13 seasons of Rodrigo Davila

202 appearances across 13 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Urartu know what they have.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Urartu

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

3 matches without a goal for Urartu

The chances are being made and something is happening between the making and the finishing. 3 matches now, and the anxiety in the ground arrives a little earlier every week.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Urartu come up short against Shirak

Shirak left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 15. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

976 Edition

The Urartu Post

10 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cup progress for Urartu

A 2‑1 win over Gandzasar, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Kevin Eriksson

There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Player ratings

Luis Valdes, 33, rolls back the years — 7.81

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.81 at 33, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

A goal and an assist for Oliver Clark — 7.97

Involvement in 2 goals, from a player who spent the ninety minutes doing the thing a manager actually wants: being where the ball was going to end up. 7.97 beside his name.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Tymur Nianchur was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Luis Valdes the difference as Urartu beat Van

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Luis Valdes. 1‑0 against Van, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Boardroom

Urartu cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonin Krejci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

975 Edition

The Urartu Post

3 Apr 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Urartu has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 19 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Urartu

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Urartu is running low.

Match

5 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 5, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 23. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dmitriy Degtyarenko and Urartu agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

$178.4K of the owner's money at Urartu

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

974 Edition

The Urartu Post

27 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 26 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

No end in sight to Urartu's wait for a win

4 matches now without a victory, and the excuses have worn thinner than the patience. Somebody at Urartu has to find a result from somewhere.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Tymur Nianchur was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitriy Degtyarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Dmitriy Degtyarenko’s goal not enough for Urartu

Dmitriy Degtyarenko scored, and precious little else went right: 1‑2 to Gandzasar, and a quiet walk to the dressing room.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Paul Martin

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Market

Odin Samuels-Smith runs his contract down

3 months remain and no agreement is close. Every week without a signature costs Urartu money.

Market

Fabrizio Pagani joins Urartu on a free

No fee and no drama: Fabrizio Pagani has signed at Urartu, and the wage bill is the only line that moved.

In brief

973 Edition

The Urartu Post

20 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 33 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Player ratings

Klaus Hartmann, 21, plays like he has been here for years — 7.63

A mark of 7.63 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 21-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Thomas Onisiwo puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Urartu, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Antonin Krejci falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

The Urartu debt reaches $36.0M

Football clubs borrow; that is not the story. Borrowing more than the facility allows is, because from here it is the owner's money or somebody else's decision, and neither of those belongs to the board.

Squad

No hiding place for Diego Gonzalez

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Diego Gonzalez, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Niccolò Rizzo

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

972 Edition

The Urartu Post

13 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rodrigo Davila

17 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Raphael Weimann is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Urartu is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Dmitriy Degtyarenko is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Urartu cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Jonas Goldschadt was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

971 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 Mar 2045
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Rodrigo Davila

24 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 47 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

The terraces

The mood at Urartu has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Ben Jackson keeps Urartu in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Tymur Nianchur in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Boardroom

Graduation day at Urartu

12 boys move up, and somewhere in the building the people who coached them at twelve are quietly having the best morning of their working year. Nothing about this shows up in a result and it is why the academy exists.

Boardroom

$115.6K of the owner's money at Urartu

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 20. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

One of our own: David Haroyan joins the Urartu first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. David Haroyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

962 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 Jan 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A fracture rules Tymur Nianchur out for 110 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Urartu will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

the manager has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Urartu can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Squad

The season belongs to Liam Cunningham

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Urartu have had the benefit of it.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Tymur Nianchur was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

The owner puts $274.5K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonin Krejci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

956 Edition

The Urartu Post

21 Nov 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Only the photograph left for Raphael Weimann

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Raphael Weimann will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Urartu the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Market

Thomas Onisiwo hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

The season belongs to Liam Cunningham

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Urartu have had the benefit of it.

Boardroom

Raphael Weimann has agreed to leave Urartu for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

A move David Molina would have made for nothing

There is a version of every career where the player ends up somewhere he chose rather than somewhere that chose him. David Molina is living that version at Urartu, and it tends to show in the first month.

Squad

Norbert Rusnak signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Norbert Rusnak and Urartu agree another 1 years.

In brief

936 Edition

The Urartu Post

4 Jul 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Urartu put the manager on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 55 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 55 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Norbert Rusnak scores twice — 8.77

Two goals and a mark of 8.77 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

Both of them Liam Cunningham's — 8.31

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.31, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Market

Jonas Goldschadt asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Dmitriy Degtyarenko commits to Urartu for another 2 years.

Match

6 goals as Urartu and Shirak go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 6 goals between Urartu and Shirak, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Match

Urartu find a way past Shirak

Shirak made Urartu work for it, but the scoreboard read 4‑2 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Petik Manukyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

  • Boardroom $288.2K of the owner's money at Urartu
  • Squad Tempers go at Urartu
  • Boardroom No signings allowed at Urartu
934 Edition

The Urartu Post

20 Jun 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Match

Niccolò Rizzo leads the rout of Noah

4‑0, and Niccolò Rizzo took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Urartu tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Match

The cup run ends for Urartu

1‑2 against Pyunik, and the road stops here. Cup exits are quick deaths — no second leg, no next week, just the league from now until May.

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 69 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 69 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Niccolò Rizzo, 36, rolls back the years — 8.15

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 8.15 at 36, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Player ratings

Luis Valdes has a hand in both — 7.97

One scored and one made, which is a different afternoon from scoring twice and an easier one to overlook. Marked 7.97, and involved in 2 of his side's goals.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 22. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

Petik Manukyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Antonin Krejci

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Antonin Krejci in the eights

A performance of 8.35 does not come along often, and when it does the rest of the team becomes scenery. He was magnificent.

In brief

933 Edition

The Urartu Post

13 Jun 2044
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 76 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 76 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gonçalo Silva keeps Urartu in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Norbert Rusnak, 34, rolls back the years — 7.87

There is an age at which every good afternoon gets described as a throwback, which is unfair and also accurate. 7.87 at 34, and nobody on the pitch was better.

Match

Nobody wants to play Urartu right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Petik Manukyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Urartu get the job done against Van

A 2‑0 win over Van, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Boardroom

Urartu are $39.1M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

Player ratings

Rodrigo Davila was the difference for Urartu

Marked 7.94. Ask anyone leaving the ground what settled it and you will get one name, which is the only award that has ever really counted.

Squad

When it matters, Petik Manukyan plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

932 Edition

The Urartu Post

6 Jun 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 83 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 83 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

A brace, and Norbert Rusnak takes the afternoon — 8.48

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Norbert Rusnak provided it, and the 8.48 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Boardroom

$237.4K of the owner's money at Urartu

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Urartu find a way past Pyunik

Pyunik made Urartu work for it, but the scoreboard read 2‑1 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Urartu

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Squad

Jonas Goldschadt in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Urartu this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Aleksandr Aleksanyan left out for the big one

A player who expected to start watched it instead. The manager will call it a decision for the team; Aleksandr Aleksanyan will call it something else in private.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 15. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

929 Edition

The Urartu Post

16 May 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 104 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 104 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Gonçalo Silva keeps Urartu in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 7 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Sergej Jovanovic keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

4 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Klaus Hartmann signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Klaus Hartmann commits to Urartu for another 4 years.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

928 Edition

The Urartu Post

9 May 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 111 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 111 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu are in real trouble now

Position 9, 7 points, and a fixture list with fewer games left in it than excuses. The arithmetic is not cruel yet, but it has stopped being kind.

Market

Antonin Krejci hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Thiago Gómez keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Dmitriy Degtyarenko and Urartu agree another 1 years.

Match

Urartu are shipping goals every week

Two or more conceded in each of the last 5 matches. It is not one mistake repeating itself, which would be the easier thing to fix; it is a different one every week.

Squad

Petik Manukyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Urartu against Ararat

0‑2 to Ararat, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Urartu

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

In brief

927 Edition

The Urartu Post

2 May 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

Anger at Urartu spills outside the ground

It has stopped being a mood in the stands and started being something organised. Boards can ignore a bad atmosphere for a long time; they cannot ignore this stage of it for very long at all.

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 118 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 118 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Urartu throw away a 2-goal lead

2 in front and in complete control, and it finished with Shirak the happier side. There is no version of this afternoon that Urartu will enjoy reviewing.

Player ratings

A brace, and Dmitriy Degtyarenko takes the afternoon — 8.15

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Dmitriy Degtyarenko provided it, and the 8.15 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gonçalo Silva

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Urartu boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

12 seasons of Rodrigo Davila

190 appearances across 12 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Urartu know what they have.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Petik Manukyan yet — 8.03

At 38 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.03 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

  • Squad Words at Urartu training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom The owner puts $176.1K into Urartu
  • Match Urartu leaking at the back
926 Edition

The Urartu Post

25 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 125 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 125 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Liam Cunningham asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Dmitriy Degtyarenko falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Urartu come up short against Alashkert

Alashkert left with the points after a 1‑2 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

Gonçalo Silva stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Gonçalo Silva and Urartu agree another 1 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

925 Edition

The Urartu Post

18 Apr 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 132 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 132 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Player ratings

Both of them Norbert Rusnak's — 8.88

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.88, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Player ratings

Dmitriy Degtyarenko scores twice — 7.95

Two goals and a mark of 7.95 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Match

Urartu get the job done against Noah

A 6‑4 win over Noah, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Match

Norbert Rusnak among the goals in a wild afternoon

10 goals in one match, Norbert Rusnak on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Urartu and Noah.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Petik Manukyan is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

A masterclass from Rodrigo Davila

Marked 8.45 — the sort of number a correspondent writes down twice to be sure. Everything he tried came off, and what he did not try was not worth trying.

Player ratings

Liam Cunningham was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.35. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

Marcel Arnautovic signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Marcel Arnautovic commits to Urartu for another 3 years.

In brief

922 Edition

The Urartu Post

28 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Aleksandr Aleksanyan damages knee ligaments — 21 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 21 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Kevin Eriksson breaks a bone — 153 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 153 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Liam Cunningham hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Gonçalo Silva

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

6 matches without a win for Urartu

The run now stands at 6, and the questions being asked around Urartu are no longer polite ones.

Squad

Petik Manukyan falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

920 Edition

The Urartu Post

14 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Aleksandr Aleksanyan damages knee ligaments — 35 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 35 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Ben Jackson keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Urartu may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Match

The wait goes on for Urartu

4 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Match

Ararat-Armenia take the points off Urartu

Beaten 3‑4, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Match

7 goals as Urartu and Ararat-Armenia go for it

Defending was optional and nobody took up the option. 7 goals between Urartu and Ararat-Armenia, and not one of the people who paid to be there will ask for the money back.

Squad

Leni Peternac falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Leni Peternac

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Liam Cunningham

Successful dribbles: 16. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Market

A long bet from Urartu on Klaus Hartmann

He is 20, and nobody at Urartu signed him for this season. Deals like this are judged in four years, by people who may not still be in the building.

In brief

919 Edition

The Urartu Post

7 Mar 2044
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Aleksandr Aleksanyan damages knee ligaments — 42 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 42 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

The Urartu board want somebody sold

The instruction has come from upstairs rather than from the dugout, which is the version of this conversation no manager enjoys. Somebody in that squad is now available whether the man who picks the team thinks so or not.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Boardroom

12 academy players handed senior numbers at Urartu

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Boardroom

The owner puts $97.6K into Urartu

This is money that keeps the lights on rather than money that buys a centre-half, and the difference is the whole story. A club funded by its owner rather than by its football has exactly one conversation left ahead of it.

Market

One of our own: Artak Ghazaryan joins the Urartu first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Artak Ghazaryan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

Petros Barseghyan steps up from the Urartu academy

There is no fee, no unveiling and no agent on the steps. Petros Barseghyan has been at this club since he was a boy and is now, formally, one of the first-team squad — which for a local readership beats any signing of any size.

Market

One of our own: Ararat Karapetyan joins the Urartu first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. Ararat Karapetyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

Market

One of our own: David Hovhannisyan joins the Urartu first team

Clubs spend fortunes looking for players and occasionally find one down the corridor. David Hovhannisyan is that, and the reception he gets on his first appearance will be different in kind from the one any signing receives.

In brief

918 Edition

The Urartu Post

29 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Aleksandr Aleksanyan damages knee ligaments — 49 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 49 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Liam Cunningham hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Urartu can pretend not to have heard.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Urartu

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

915 Edition

The Urartu Post

8 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aleksandr Aleksanyan

70 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Urartu

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Squad

17 seasons of Petik Manukyan

362 appearances across 17 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Urartu know what they have.

Market

Only the photograph left for Gevorg Movsisyan

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Gevorg Movsisyan will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Urartu the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Boardroom

Gevorg Movsisyan has agreed to leave Urartu for nothing

He will play here until the summer and then walk out of the door for free, having already signed elsewhere. Supporters will manage the first part of that sentence; it is the second they will struggle with.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Liam Cunningham was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Arnaut Malen conversation is coming

Everyone has stopped pretending: Gandzasar will make the call about Arnaut Malen this week. Urartu have a number in mind, and the number is not shy.

Squad

Antonin Krejci falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Leni Peternac brings the grey hairs Urartu lacked

At 37, he has seen every situation this season can produce, twice. The legs will be managed; the head is the purchase.

In brief

914 Edition

The Urartu Post

1 Feb 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Aleksandr Aleksanyan

77 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Urartu lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Petik Manukyan has been here 17 seasons

362 appearances across 17 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Liam Cunningham asks to leave Urartu

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Urartu counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Urartu now.

Squad

Tempers go at Urartu

Petik Manukyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Urartu training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Antonin Krejci is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief