Patrick De Jong

Defensive Midfielder - Gabala
16 Dec 2040
Sunday
Process

Marked for Patrick De Jong

748 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Whatever happens, Gabala do not lose

13 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Player ratings

Both of them Francisco Silva's — 8.17

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.17, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Boardroom

Gabala counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Gabala now.

Match

Nobody could stop scoring

6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Gabala and Khazar in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Matej Majerčík was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Patrick De Jong was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.18. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Matej Majerčík

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Francisco Silva rescues a point for Gabala

It needed Francisco Silva to find the net to bring anything home at all: 3‑3 against Khazar, and half the dressing room will call it a point won.

In brief

Back issues
747 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thiago Pacheco

There were 10 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

12 unbeaten for Gabala

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 12 matches without defeat is a foundation Gabala did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Gabala training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicat Əliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

David Davies was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Nikola Vrsaljko

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Gabala get the job done against Neftchi

A 1‑0 win over Neftchi, earned rather than given, and the sort of afternoon that sends everyone home talking about next week instead of this one.

Player ratings

Ninety minutes of David Davies at his very best

Marked 8.17. Players have careers without a single afternoon like this in them, and he has just had one in front of everybody at Gabala.

Squad

Artur Hein signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Artur Hein commits to Gabala for another 3 years.

Player ratings

Patrick De Jong was immovable

15 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

745 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thiago Pacheco

There were 9 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Boardroom

Gabala spell it out for Afran Ismayilov

The board’s statement ran to three sentences and one of them mentioned results. Afran Ismayilov has managed long enough to translate: win soon, or the next statement is shorter.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gabala

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Squad

16 seasons of Nicat Əliyev

296 appearances across 16 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Gabala know what they have.

Match

Gabala refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 25 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Match

Whatever happens, Gabala do not lose

10 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Market

Milan Petkov asks to leave Gabala

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Francisco Silva was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Gabala training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicat Əliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

In brief

744 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

29 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Gabala counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Gabala now.

Match

Still nobody has beaten Gabala

The unbeaten run reaches 9. Some of them were wins and some were escapes, but a side that refuses to lose is a side other dressing rooms talk about.

Squad

Francisco Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Rafal Kaminski

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Davies

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Gabala find a way past Qarabag

Qarabag made Gabala work for it, but the scoreboard read 1‑0 at the end and the table does not ask how.

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Patrick De Jong

Defensive actions: 16. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

742 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

15 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Match

7 unbeaten for Gabala

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 7 matches without defeat is a foundation Gabala did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Francisco Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to David Davies

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

David Davies the difference as Gabala beat Kapaz

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: David Davies. 1‑0 against Kapaz, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

Player ratings

David Davies was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.01. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

When it matters, Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

No hiding place for Vyacheslav Puzikov

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Vyacheslav Puzikov, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Patrick De Jong was immovable

14 times he got in the way of something. Centre-halves get written about when they make mistakes and ignored when they do not, so an afternoon like this needs saying out loud: he is the reason the scoreline reads as it does.

In brief

741 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

8 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Triumph

Boardroom

Gabala put Afran Ismayilov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gabala

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Market

Milan Petkov puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gabala, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Nicat Əliyev and Gabala agree another 2 years.

Match

Patrick De Jong sends Gabala past AZAL

It finished 3‑2, and it was Patrick De Jong’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Gabala.

Match

6 unbeaten for Gabala

Hard to beat is not the same as winning, but 6 matches without defeat is a foundation Gabala did not have in the autumn.

Squad

Words at Gabala training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Nicat Əliyev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to Nikola Vrsaljko

At 23 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Squad

Thiago Pacheco gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

In brief

740 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

1 Oct 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Thiago Pacheco keeps Gabala in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 8 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Boardroom

Gabala counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Gabala now.

Squad

Home is on Thiago Pacheco's mind

“Some mornings you wake up and you are still a long way from everything you know.” It is not the football and it never was; Gabala are dealing with a man who wants a different country.

Squad

Renato Mariani signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Renato Mariani commits to Gabala for another 3 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Rafal Kaminski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Player ratings

Rafal Kaminski runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Nobody at Gabala has picked up the phone to Isiaq Kamaideen

8 months to run and not a word offered. A club that lets the calendar negotiate for it usually ends up losing to the calendar.

Market

Konstantin Ovchinnikov told to find a new club

“They were honest with me, and I would rather know.” Konstantin Ovchinnikov has been informed he is not in the manager's thinking at Gabala.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Renato Mariani

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 13 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

738 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

17 Sep 2040
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Patrick De Jong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gabala can pretend not to have heard.

Player ratings

Age has not caught Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson yet — 8.06

At 37 he is supposed to be managing his minutes. Instead he was marked 8.06 and looked, for ninety minutes, exactly like the player everybody remembers.

Match

Nobody wants to play Gabala right now

3 wins in a row changes how opponents warm up: quieter, more glances across. Runs end, everybody knows that — but nobody in this dressing room is planning for it.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Rafal Kaminski runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 21. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Squad

Words at Gabala training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Rafal Kaminski is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

The terraces

The crowd has taken to David Davies

At 22 he is being sung about by people twice his age, which is an affection a signing has to earn over years and a local kid gets for turning up. It is also the hardest thing in football to live up to.

Match

Gabala see off Neftchi

Three points for Gabala, 2‑0 the final word against Neftchi in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

When it matters, Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

734 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

20 Aug 2040
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Emin Ismayilov damages knee ligaments — 16 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 16 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Patrick De Jong asks to leave Gabala

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

Real improvement from Artur Hein at Gabala

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Artur Hein is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Rafal Kaminski was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

A bad afternoon for Gabala against Inter

0‑2 to Inter, and no complaints worth printing. The performance asked for nothing more than it got.

Player ratings

Thibault Lacroix runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 17. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

Market

Gabala put Nahuel Ciro up for sale

The list is a quiet document with a loud meaning. Nahuel Ciro may talk to anybody who asks, and everybody at the club understands what that means.

Market

Namig Ozobic leaves for nothing

Contract settled, hands shaken, no fee changing hands. Namig Ozobic leaves Gabala the quiet way, and the wage bill breathes a little easier.

In brief

730 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

23 Jul 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gabala boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Patrick De Jong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gabala can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

A fracture rules Diab Metawie out for 48 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gabala will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Gabala refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 26 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Patrick De Jong is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Nicat Əliyev was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

726 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

25 Jun 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The scrutiny sharpens at Gabala

Nobody upstairs has said anything, which is the loudest thing they could do. Results buy silence in this game; the account at Gabala is running low.

Market

Patrick De Jong puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gabala, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Diab Metawie breaks a bone — 77 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 77 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Match

Gabala up to position 3

26 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

Squad

Patrick De Jong is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 23 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

Squad

Rafal Kaminski in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

722 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

28 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Gabala

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Patrick De Jong asks to leave Gabala

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A fracture rules Antoine Bourgeois out for 63 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gabala will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

In brief

721 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

21 May 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Boardroom

Silverware for Gabala

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Match

Gabala march on in the cup

Sumgayit are out and Gabala go through, 0‑0 the final word. The bracket opens up a little, and everyone allows themselves a look at it.

Squad

A season's verdict on David Davies: the best of his age

Gabala have a 21-year-old the division has just voted its finest young footballer. The club's next problem is that everybody else now knows it too.

Squad

Thiago Pacheco decides it from twelve yards

1 kept out in the shoot-out, and a stadium that will still be describing them in twenty years. A goalkeeper only needs one of these to be remembered forever.

Squad

Francisco Silva out for 21 days

The medical room confirms 21 days on the sidelines for Francisco Silva, and a plan built around him now has to be rebuilt.

Squad

Francisco Silva in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near David Davies

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Patrick De Jong

Defensive actions: 17. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

Player ratings

A defender's afternoon for Matej Majerčík

Defensive actions: 8. He was first to everything and second to nothing, and the goalkeeper had an easy day because of it.

In brief

718 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

30 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Sevastjan Kachura breaks a bone — 31 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 31 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Boardroom

The silence upstairs is getting loud at Gabala

Nobody on the board has said anything against the manager, which is the point — they have stopped saying anything for him either.

Market

Patrick De Jong asks to leave Gabala

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

In brief

714 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

2 Apr 2040
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A fracture rules Sevastjan Kachura out for 60 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gabala will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Boardroom

Gabala put Afran Ismayilov on notice

The board have said in public what they had been saying in private. Results between now and the next meeting decide it, and everybody in the building knows the arithmetic.

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gabala boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Market

Patrick De Jong asks to leave Gabala

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Boardroom

Crisis meeting at Gabala

The official line will be that it was routine. It was not routine, the timing says so, and every person in that room knows what the next bad result costs.

Match

Gabala refuse to drop out of the race

Position 3, 26 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Squad

Daniil Shamkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Squad

Diogo Barroso signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Diogo Barroso commits to Gabala for another 2 years.

In brief

696 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

28 Nov 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A fracture rules Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson out for 18 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gabala will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Match

Gabala run riot against Khazar

4‑0, and the margin flattered nobody — it could have carried another goal or two without complaint. Afternoons like this are why people keep coming.

Boardroom

Gabala counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Gabala now.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Daniil Shamkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Nicat Əliyev falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

The terraces

Gabala supporters have found a favourite in Patrick De Jong

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 22-year-old it feels ownership of. Patrick De Jong has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Patrick De Jong was on a different afternoon to everybody else

8.32. There are performances a supporter describes to somebody who was not there and cannot quite convey; this was one, and the number does not help either.

Squad

No hiding place for Gleb Miroshnichenko

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Gleb Miroshnichenko, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Sevastjan Kachura

Headers, blocks, tackles, interceptions — 16 of them, and not one goal behind him. The sort of performance that never makes a highlight reel and wins football matches.

In brief

688 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

3 Oct 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Thiago Pacheco

There were 12 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Squad

A fracture rules Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson out for 74 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Gabala will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Squad

Nahuel Ciro damages knee ligaments — 27 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 27 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Boardroom

Afran Ismayilov has until the next board meeting

What was said behind closed doors has now been said in front of a microphone. Everybody at Gabala can do the arithmetic, including the man it is aimed at.

Boardroom

The Gabala board call everybody in

Nothing has been announced and everybody understands what it means. A board that summons the whole football department on a Tuesday morning is a board that has stopped believing the problem will fix itself.

Boardroom

Gabala counting the cost

The accounts make uncomfortable reading. Wages first and ambition second is the order of business at Gabala now.

Match

Nobody wins at Gabala

12 home matches unbeaten. Visiting sides arrive already talking about the atmosphere, which is usually the sign that they have half-lost before kickoff.

Squad

Francisco Silva signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Francisco Silva and Gabala agree another 2 years.

Match

Zira take the points off Gabala

Beaten 0‑1, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

In brief

682 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

22 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oskar Fąferek

88 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gabala lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Thiago Pacheco keeps Gabala in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 9 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Player ratings

Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson scores twice — 9.12

Two goals and a mark of 9.12 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Robert Kristensen puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gabala, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Real improvement from Patrick De Jong at Gabala

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. Patrick De Jong is 22, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Daniil Shamkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Match

Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson sends Gabala past Inter

It finished 3‑1, and it was Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson’s afternoon: on the scoresheet when it mattered, and the reason the points belong to Gabala.

Match

The run at home goes on for Gabala

8 matches unbeaten here. Every visiting manager is asked about it in the week before, which is precisely why it keeps going.

Boardroom

Gabala are $32.9M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

In brief

681 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

15 Aug 2039
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Oskar Fąferek

95 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Gabala lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Match

Gabala leave it late against Kapaz

Ninety minutes of very little, and then everything at once. The winner arrived in the 88th, and Kapaz spent what remained of the match appealing to the referee rather than chasing the ball.

Player ratings

Patrick De Jong scores twice — 8.31

Two goals and a mark of 8.31 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Market

Miguel Conceicao puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gabala, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Daniil Shamkin in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Gabala this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Real improvement from David Davies at Gabala

Form comes and goes; this has not gone. David Davies is 21, and the version of him training now would not have got into the side he was in a year ago.

Squad

Yaroslav Kravchenko gets the move he always wanted

Footballers are asked about their boyhood club so often that nobody listens to the answer. Yaroslav Kravchenko has just signed for Gabala, and for once the answer mattered.

Boardroom

11 academy players handed senior numbers at Gabala

The morning the pathway stops being a brochure and becomes a team sheet. Most of them will not be here in three years; all of them have already done the hard part, which was getting to today.

Match

Patrick De Jong the difference as Gabala beat Kapaz

Ask anyone on the way out what separated the sides and you will get one name: Patrick De Jong. 3‑2 against Kapaz, and the applause at the whistle was mostly his.

In brief

678 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

25 Jul 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Oskar Fąferek damages knee ligaments — 117 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 117 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

David Davies puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Gabala, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Patrick De Jong is a better footballer than he was

Not a run of form — an actual step up, held for months. At 22 he is doing things at this level he could not do at the start of the season, and the coaching staff will tell you exactly which of them.

In brief

  • Squad Tempers go at Gabala
  • Squad Words at Gabala training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Gabala are $32.9M in the red
  • Market Anton Gurylev runs his contract down
656 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

21 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Boardroom

Pressure builds in the Gabala boardroom

The directors have stopped offering the manager public warmth. In football that is usually the stage before the short statement.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Zakaria Sawo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Úlfur Ágúst Björnsson falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

655 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

14 Feb 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

Zakaria Sawo: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gabala have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Market

Patrick De Jong hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Gabala can pretend not to have heard.

Market

Vyacheslav Puzikov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Gabala is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Daniil Shamkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zakaria Sawo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Gabala cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

In brief

651 Edition

The Gabala Gazette

17 Jan 2039
From our football correspondent Crisis

Squad

David Davies: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Gabala have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

Tempers go at Gabala

Daniil Shamkin was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Zakaria Sawo falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Boardroom

Gabala cannot sign anybody

The embargo bars a fee being paid for a player, whatever the manager thinks the squad needs. Every rumour printed about this club between now and its lifting is a rumour about a deal that cannot happen.

Market

Khazar expected to open talks for Vyacheslav Puzikov

Both sides expect a conversation in the coming days. Gabala will name a price, and everything after that is arithmetic.

Squad

“I want to play”: Patrick De Jong speaks

“I respect the manager and I am not going to sit here and pretend I am happy.” It is the most common sentence in football and it has never once been the end of a story.

In brief