Patrick Mulee

Central Defender - Kakamega Homeboyz
5 Sep 2036
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501 Edition

The Kakamega Homeboyz Sentinel

3 Mar 2036
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

102 days out for Brian Opondo after a fracture

A bone, which is the one injury with a calendar attached. Kakamega Homeboyz will name a return date and, unusually for this business, will probably be right about it.

Match

Oliver Machaka leads the rout of Sofapaka

6‑2, and Oliver Machaka took the headlines on an afternoon when everything Kakamega Homeboyz tried came off. Days like this are retold all winter.

Player ratings

Oliver Machaka scores twice — 8.82

Two goals and a mark of 8.82 to go with them. Strikers are judged on afternoons like this one and remembered for far fewer of them than people imagine.

Player ratings

A brace, and Josephat Lopaga takes the afternoon — 8.10

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Josephat Lopaga provided it, and the 8.10 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Martin Wanyama, 18, plays like he has been here for years — 8.09

A mark of 8.09 means one thing beside a twenty-nine-year-old's name and something else entirely beside a 18-year-old's. Nobody at the ground needed telling which this was.

Market

Francis Kamau asks to leave Kakamega Homeboyz

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Squad

A falling-out at Kakamega Homeboyz

David Odoyo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

Match

Oliver Machaka among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Oliver Machaka on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Kakamega Homeboyz and Sofapaka.

Boardroom

$319.7K of the owner's money at Kakamega Homeboyz

The shortfall was covered from upstairs again. Supporters are entitled to be relieved and entitled to ask what happens the month it is not, and both feelings usually arrive together.

In brief

Back issues
487 Edition

The Kakamega Homeboyz Sentinel

26 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Tempers go at Kakamega Homeboyz

David Odoyo was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Market

The Khaled Mounir Allaoui question follows Kakamega Homeboyz around

Every press conference now starts and ends the same way: with Khaled Mounir Allaoui’s future. The manager has run out of new ways to say nothing.

The dugout

Samuel Okereke gets picked when it counts

Every manager keeps a short list in his head of the men he wants on the pitch when the stakes rise, and it is never published. The team sheets for the big afternoons say Samuel Okereke is on it.

The dugout

The manager makes Harry Fisher a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Kakamega Homeboyz. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

The dugout

Jonathan Allen asks for a word with the manager

“I would rather say it to his face than read about it.” The meeting was requested by the player, which tells you most of what you need to know.

Squad

Troy Savage finally belongs at Kakamega Homeboyz

The language has come, the shrug has gone, and he argues in training like a man who expects to be here next year. None of it shows up on a fee and all of it shows up on the pitch.

In brief

486 Edition

The Kakamega Homeboyz Sentinel

19 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Words exchanged at Kakamega Homeboyz

David Odoyo and a teammate said things this week that will take longer than a week to unsay. It was not about football, and both of them play on Saturday.

Boardroom

Kakamega Homeboyz are $16.2M in the red

The borrowing is past what the bank agreed, which is the line where a debt stops being how football is financed and starts being a problem. Every phone-in in this town will quote the figure for the next five years.

The dugout

Troy Savage gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

10 new faces, and Kakamega Homeboyz are still learning each other

A squad rebuilt inside one window pays for it in a currency nobody budgets for. The football is not worse than the sum of the players; it is worse than the sum of the players who have played together before.

The dugout

Jonathan Allen has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kakamega Homeboyz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Brian Opondo linked with a move away

The name of Brian Opondo keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kakamega Homeboyz say nothing, which says plenty.

The dugout

A door opens for Harry Fisher

He asked about his future and was given an answer with minutes in it. The manager has now made a promise in a building where promises are remembered, and the clock on it has started.

The dugout

Patrick Mulee knocks on the manager’s door

“Thirty minutes, door closed, everything said. We shook hands after.” Whatever was in the room stayed in the room, and Patrick Mulee trained the next morning like a man with less to carry.

Boardroom

The Kakamega Homeboyz production line keeps running

108 graduates out of an academy now rated 7 out of 20. Clubs this size survive on exactly that, and the town knows every name.

In brief

485 Edition

The Kakamega Homeboyz Sentinel

12 Nov 2035
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

A falling-out at Kakamega Homeboyz

David Odoyo and a teammate went at it, and not about football. Training grounds are small places and a long season makes them smaller.

The dugout

No hiding place for Khaled Mounir Allaoui

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Khaled Mounir Allaoui, and the manager let it.

Boardroom

No signings allowed at Kakamega Homeboyz

The manager may talk to whoever he likes and may pay nobody. A squad survives a window like this by borrowing, by promoting, and by hoping the injuries land somewhere else.

Boardroom

Wages swallow 124% of the Kakamega Homeboyz income

Every club pays most of what it earns to its players. Paying nearly all of it is a different arrangement, and it has ended the same way every time it has been tried.

The dugout

Peter Thiong'o has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Kakamega Homeboyz will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Market

Josephat Lopaga linked with a move away

The name of Josephat Lopaga keeps appearing in other people's back pages. Kakamega Homeboyz say nothing, which says plenty.

Squad

Brian Opondo goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Kakamega Homeboyz would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

Squad

Martin Wanyama goes off with his country

A call-up flatters the player and the club that produced him in the same breath. Kakamega Homeboyz would like him back in one piece and know they will not be consulted.

The dugout

The manager makes Harry Fisher a promise

Nothing in writing and nothing in public: a word about playing time, given face to face at Kakamega Homeboyz. The team sheets over the next month will show whether it was worth having.

In brief