Patrick Lainer

Goalkeeper - Dinamo Minsk
16 Mar 2043
Monday
Process

Marked for Patrick Lainer

865 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

23 Feb 2043
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Dinamo Minsk say no — this time

The offer from Naftan for Stefan Laimer was heard out and sent back the same day. First bids are rarely meant to succeed; they are meant to find out how loudly the door closes.

Market

Only the photograph left for Anton Stasevich

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Anton Stasevich will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Dinamo Minsk the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Federico Matarán in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Minsk this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Goncalo Almeida falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Eyes on Petr Coufal again

The phone has started ringing about Petr Coufal again, and this time the name on the line is Baranovichi. Dinamo Minsk are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Molodechno are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Dinamo Minsk will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

In brief

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857 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

29 Dec 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Market

Anton Stasevich is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Dinamo Minsk is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Santiago Sosa Yung in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Minsk this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Goncalo Almeida falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

853 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

1 Dec 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Silverware for Dinamo Minsk

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Squad

Sadriddin Hasanov has been here 12 seasons

288 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Squad

The season belongs to Goncalo Almeida

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Dinamo Minsk have had the benefit of it.

Market

Anton Stasevich is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Dinamo Minsk is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Squad

Santiago Sosa Yung in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Minsk this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

No hiding place for Stefan Laimer

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Stefan Laimer, and the manager let it.

In brief

849 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

3 Nov 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Federico Matarán has been here 12 seasons

378 appearances across 12 seasons in one shirt. Nobody builds a career like that on purpose any more; it happens to a certain kind of footballer at a certain kind of club.

Market

Anton Stasevich has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Dinamo Minsk they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Federico Matarán stays put

“The easiest signature of my career.” Federico Matarán and Dinamo Minsk agree another 2 years, and the manager can plan around him rather than about him.

In brief

846 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

13 Oct 2042
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Petr Coufal keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Dinamo Minsk may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Petr Coufal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Petr Coufal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Dinamo Minsk the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Minsk

Artur Movsesyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Anton Ihnatovich signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Anton Ihnatovich commits to Dinamo Minsk for another 4 years.

Squad

When it matters, Santiago Sosa Yung plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Boardroom

The numbers do not look good at Dinamo Minsk

Wages have outrun income and the accountants have started attending meetings they used to send apologies to. Ambition comes second in a season like this.

In brief

839 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

25 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Dinamo Minsk refuse to drop out of the race

Position 1, 52 points, and the result everyone checks first is now theirs. The word is still not being said around the ground, which is how you know everyone is thinking it.

Market

Dinamo Minsk turn down Neman for Goncalo Almeida

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Minsk

Artur Movsesyan was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Minsk training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Goncalo Almeida is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Squad

Filip Taraba gets it from the manager

“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.

Squad

Dinamo Minsk count the cost of losing Uladzimir Nekhaichik

55 days, the scan says, and scans are kinder than reality. The fixtures in that window have just become somebody else’s job.

Market

Eyes on Patrick Lainer again

The phone has started ringing about Patrick Lainer again, and this time the name on the line is Naftan. Dinamo Minsk are listening politely and promising nothing.

Market

Baranovichi are about to pick up the phone

A conversation is coming this week. Dinamo Minsk will put a number on him, and from there it stops being football and becomes arithmetic.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Goncalo Almeida

16 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

In brief

815 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

10 Mar 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Match

Dinamo Minsk make home a hard place to visit

71 without defeat on their own grass. The pitch has not changed; the crowd has — louder earlier, and quicker to sense when the opposition would rather be somewhere else.

Squad

A fracture rules Jules Ouaknine out for 87 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Dinamo Minsk will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Manuel Pereyra has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Dinamo Minsk they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Tempers go at Dinamo Minsk

Santiago Sosa Yung was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Dinamo Minsk training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Goncalo Almeida is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Hervé Pierre

Successful dribbles: 19. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Match

Dinamo Minsk come up short against Ostrovets

Ostrovets left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Boardroom

Inquest at Dinamo Minsk

The manager kept them in and said what needed saying. A response is expected on Saturday, and if it does not come the questions move upstairs.

Squad

The manager has not finished forgetting Kyrylo Fesiun's mistake

Publicly it is behind everybody. It is not behind the man who picks the team, and the only place that shows is a team sheet. He will get another chance; he will get it in a match that matters less.

In brief

805 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

30 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Artur Movsesyan damages knee ligaments — 70 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 70 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luis Vidal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luis Vidal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Dinamo Minsk the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Santiago Sosa Yung in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Minsk this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Goncalo Almeida falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Market

Stefan Laimer wants more than Dinamo Minsk are offering

“I have ambitions, and I would like the club to share them.” Nobody has asked to leave and nobody has been shown the door — but a player chooses that sentence carefully, and a boardroom hears it exactly as it was meant.

Squad

When it matters, Filip Taraba plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

801 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

2 Dec 2041
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Boardroom

Silverware for Dinamo Minsk

They will talk about this season in this town for a long time. The trophy comes home with the squad, and the route is already agreed.

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Artur Movsesyan

101 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Minsk lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Kyrylo Fesiun: that is not what I was promised

“Things were said to me before I signed. I am not going to repeat them, but I remember all of them.” Dinamo Minsk have not answered, which is an answer of sorts.

Squad

The season belongs to Goncalo Almeida

An individual honour is a strange thing in a team game, and the best of them are never argued with. He has had the sort of year that ends with his name being read out, and Dinamo Minsk have had the benefit of it.

Market

Santiago Sosa Yung wants to know where this is going

“I want to win things, and I would like to do it here.” Nothing has been demanded and nothing has been threatened — but a boardroom at Dinamo Minsk hears a sentence like that exactly as it was built.

Market

Luis Vidal is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Dinamo Minsk is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

In brief

797 Edition

The Dinamo Minsk Gazette

4 Nov 2041
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Jules Ouaknine

114 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Dinamo Minsk lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Ihar Hleb says Dinamo Minsk went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Squad

Kyrylo Fesiun signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Kyrylo Fesiun commits to Dinamo Minsk for another 2 years.

Market

Only the photograph left for Luis Vidal

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Luis Vidal will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Dinamo Minsk the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

Artur Movsesyan in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Dinamo Minsk this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Market

Bernardo Pacheco raises the bar for Dinamo Minsk

“I want to be playing for trophies while my legs still let me.” Nothing in that sentence is a transfer request, and nobody at Dinamo Minsk heard it as anything else.

In brief