Robert Dalsgaard

Left Midfielder - Pyunik
6 Oct 2042
Monday
Process

Marked for Robert Dalsgaard

841 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

8 Sep 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Alessio Sibilano breaks a bone — 126 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 126 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Robert Dalsgaard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pyunik, and it is not being withdrawn.

Market

Artem Dromov is on his way

The clubs have agreed terms, and what remains is formality: a medical, a photograph, a signature. Nobody at Pyunik is pretending he will be back in the shirt.

Boardroom

Pyunik to lose Artem Dromov for free

There is no worse way to lose a footballer. Artem Dromov has pre-agreed a move away, which means every appearance between now and June is made by a man the club can no longer sell, and somebody upstairs will be asked why the contract was allowed to get here.

Squad

Kornel Lisman signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Kornel Lisman and Pyunik agree another 2 years.

Squad

Yegor Prutsev in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pyunik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

In brief

Back issues
837 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

11 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Market

Robert Dalsgaard puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Pyunik, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Tomás Aristizábal in a row with a teammate

It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Pyunik this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.

Squad

Flynn Macnack falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

In brief

836 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

4 Aug 2042
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Squad

Robert Dalsgaard says Pyunik went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

Pyunik turn down Urartu for Christian Lukaku

The offer was not close and it was refused without much discussion. Whether the second one is refused as quickly is another matter.

Squad

Wael Dahmani signs on for more

“Some decisions take a long time. This one took ten minutes, and most of that was finding a pen.” Wael Dahmani and Pyunik agree another 2 years.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Tomás Aristizábal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Yegor Prutsev is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Boardroom

Dmytro Paruta will join Pyunik for nothing

The paperwork is done long before the player is. Dmytro Paruta has agreed terms to come here when his current deal runs out, which means Pyunik have spent a summer's transfer budget on a phone call.

In brief

820 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

14 Apr 2042
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Leon Ivančić damages knee ligaments — 107 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 107 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Wael Dahmani breaks a bone — 45 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 45 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lukas Sima

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lukas Sima will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Pyunik the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Player ratings

Nothing got past Adedapo Adejare

24 defensive actions and a clean sheet at the end of them. A defender's afternoon can only be told by what did not happen, which is why nobody makes a highlights package out of one and every manager in the division would take it.

Match

Whatever happens, Pyunik do not lose

7 games unbeaten now. Some were earned and some were survived, but a habit is forming — and habits are the hardest thing in football to play against.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Kornel Lisman was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

Squad

Remember the name: Armen Hakobyan

He is 21, he is averaging 7.02, and older professionals have started passing to him in the difficult minutes. That last part is the real scouting report.

The terraces

Pyunik supporters have found a favourite in Arman Ghazaryan

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 23-year-old it feels ownership of. Arman Ghazaryan has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

Player ratings

Lukas Sima runs at them all day

Successful dribbles: 19. There is a particular sort of despair on a full-back's face by the seventieth minute, and it was on display.

In brief

748 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

26 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

A knee injury of the worst kind for Tomás Aristizábal

112 days on the estimate, and a long, private, unglamorous year of a rehabilitation nobody watches. Pyunik lose a footballer; he loses considerably more than a season.

Squad

Robert Dalsgaard breaks a bone — 32 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 32 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Market

Only the photograph left for Lukas Sima

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Lukas Sima will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Pyunik the goodbyes have quietly begun.

In brief

747 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

19 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Boardroom

Pyunik have won it

This is the season the town will measure the next twenty against. The trophy travels home with the squad, and the route through the streets was agreed days ago.

Squad

Tomás Aristizábal damages knee ligaments — 120 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 120 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Pyunik up to position 1

41 points on the board and a place in the leading group. Nobody at the ground is saying the word out loud yet.

In brief

746 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

12 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tomás Aristizábal damages knee ligaments — 127 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 127 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Squad

Robert Dalsgaard breaks a bone — 46 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 46 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

Squad

Tempers go at Pyunik

Tomás Aristizábal was at the centre of it, and by the time it was pulled apart there were three or four others involved. Training grounds are small places and long seasons make them smaller.

In brief

  • Boardroom Pyunik counting the cost
  • Squad Words at Pyunik training over how hard people work
  • Boardroom Pyunik keep producing them
745 Edition

The Pyunik Chronicle

5 Nov 2040
From our football correspondent Steady

Squad

Tomás Aristizábal damages knee ligaments — 134 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 134 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Market

Alejandro Montero hands in a written request

“I have nothing bad to say about this place. I just need to be somewhere else.” It is in writing now, which changes what Pyunik can pretend not to have heard.

Squad

Robert Dalsgaard breaks a bone — 53 days out

Brutal, unambiguous and, for all the horror of the moment, usually less career-shaped than the ligament everybody fears more. 53 days, a clean timeline, and a return date somebody can actually plan around.

In brief