The Berekum Chelsea Gazette
Match4 Dec 2032
Nowhere to hide for Berekum Chelsea
0‑6 against Hearts of Oak, and no complaints that would survive the replay. The manager spoke about character afterwards; the terraces used shorter words.
Squad6 Dec 2032
A one-man rearguard from Michael Acquaye
There were 6 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.
Match4 Dec 2032
4 matches without a win for Berekum Chelsea
The run now stands at 4, and the questions being asked around Berekum Chelsea are no longer polite ones.
Squad6 Dec 2032
Seidu Abubakar in a row with a teammate
It was not about football and everybody who saw it knows that. Two men who have to play together on Saturday said things at Berekum Chelsea this week that will take longer than a week to unsay.
Match4 Dec 2032
Nobody could stop scoring
6 goals. Both benches spent the second half looking at each other rather than at the pitch. Purists will complain about Berekum Chelsea and Hearts of Oak in equal measure; everybody else had a wonderful time.
Squad6 Dec 2032
Words at Berekum Chelsea training over how hard people work
Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Kwesi Sorotu Badori is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.
Boardroom6 Dec 2032
Nobody left the Berekum Chelsea dressing room in a hurry
The door stayed shut a long time after the final whistle. What was said in there is between them; whether it worked is between them and Saturday.
The dugout6 Dec 2032
The manager’s verdict
“That is on me. I pick the team and I picked wrong.” Managers say that when they mean it and when they need to be seen to, and after 0‑6 Interim Coach left the room before anybody could ask which.
The dugout6 Dec 2032
Samuel Djiku gets it from the manager
“Nobody here is above being told.” It was not said with a name attached, but the dressing room can count, and so can everybody who was listening.
In brief
- The dugout The form table has caught Daniel Afful
- Looking ahead A reunion for Inusah Adam
- Squad A first senior shirt for Abraham Baba