Robert Howard

Right Forward - Birmingham
4 Feb 2046
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Process

Marked for Robert Howard

1018 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

29 Jan 2046
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Birmingham has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

Jack Allen keeps Birmingham in it on his own

Some afternoons a goalkeeper is the team. 6 saves, several of them the sort nobody expects to see stopped, and a scoreline that flatters everybody in front of him.

Squad

Sergio Montes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sergio Montes

Successful dribbles: 17. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

Squad

When it matters, Jim Thwaites plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Michael Laffey

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

In brief

Back issues
1014 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

1 Jan 2046
From our football correspondent Crisis

The terraces

The mood at Birmingham has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules David Hamilton out for 40 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birmingham will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Only the photograph left for Christopher Parker

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Christopher Parker will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Squad

15 seasons of Javid Huseynov

41 appearances across 15 seasons in these colours. Careers like that are not built any more, and Birmingham know what they have.

Market

Simon Murphy asks to leave Birmingham

“I have given everything here and I need a new challenge.” The request is formal, and the relationship will never be quite the same again.

Market

Jack Lawrence is a Birmingham player again

He left as a boy and has come back still knowing where the away end is. Most signings have to be explained to a town; this one needed a photograph and nothing else.

Squad

The manager makes an example of Riquelme Thompson-Jones

“If you cannot run for the shirt, somebody else will wear it.” No name was used and none was needed; every player in that room knew who it was for.

Match

Birmingham come up short against Fulham

Fulham left with the points after a 0‑1 defeat that will take some explaining on the terraces.

Squad

When it matters, Christopher Parker plays

It is never announced and it is entirely visible: the biggest afternoons of the season keep containing him. A press box works this out long before anybody at the club confirms a word of it.

In brief

1010 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

4 Dec 2045
From our football correspondent Uneasy

The terraces

The mood at Birmingham has turned into something else

Supporters who sing when it goes badly are supporters. Supporters who gather afterwards are a problem, and everybody inside the building knows which of the two this now is.

Squad

A fracture rules David Hamilton out for 70 days

Bones knit. That is the one merciful thing about this injury and the reason Birmingham will talk about it more openly than they would about a knee. He will be back, and roughly when they say.

Market

Christopher Parker has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

A one-man rearguard from Jack Allen

There were 7 saves in it, and at least three that had no business being saves at all. The ten outfield players owe him a drink and they know it.

Match

The wait goes on for Birmingham

6 without a win now, and the ground has developed the special quiet of a crowd that expects the worst. One scrappy 1-0 would cure most of it; that is the maddening part.

Squad

Jim Thwaites signs a new deal

“I never wanted to be anywhere else. There is unfinished business here.” Jim Thwaites commits to Birmingham for another 2 years.

Squad

Sergio Montes falls out with a teammate over standards

The oldest argument in any dressing room and the only one that is genuinely about football: one man thinks another is not putting enough in. It is also the row a manager privately does not mind having happened.

Match

Honours even between Birmingham and Arsenal

1‑1, and both dressing rooms will call it two points lost. A draw that asked plenty of questions and answered none of them.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Sergio Montes

Successful dribbles: 14. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

In brief

1005 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

30 Oct 2045
From our football correspondent Upbeat

Squad

Oliver Brown damages knee ligaments — 37 days out

The words a physio says slowly. 37 days is what the club will announce and everybody who has heard this diagnosis before knows the number is the least of it: the knee comes back before the player does.

Match

Birmingham see off Ipswich Town

Three points for Birmingham, 3‑2 the final word against Ipswich Town in a contest settled by the finer margins.

Squad

No hiding place for Edward Ward

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Edward Ward, and the manager let it.

Player ratings

The afternoon belonged to Sergio Montes

A mark of 7.85, and nobody in the ground would argue with it. He was involved in everything that mattered and most of what did not.

Squad

Jim Thwaites has become a man the manager trusts

Nobody at Birmingham will say this on the record and the team sheets have been saying it for weeks. There is a small group in every squad who get picked when the fixture is difficult, and he has joined it.

Squad

Birmingham keep their word to Daniel Isichei

Clubs make promises constantly and the page usually only hears about them when they are broken. This one was honoured, and the dressing room noticed that faster than any supporter did.

In brief

1003 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

16 Oct 2045
From our football correspondent Crisis

Market

Adrian Puscas puts it in writing

“This is not anger. I have thought about it for months, and nothing that has happened lately changed my mind.” The request is on a desk at Birmingham, and it is not being withdrawn.

Squad

Liam Jones says Birmingham went back on their word

“I was told what my role would be, and I signed on that basis. It has not happened.” A grievance with a date attached is the hardest kind to settle.

Market

David Hawkins has one foot out of the door

Terms are settled between the clubs and the rest is paperwork and a photograph. Around Birmingham they have already started talking about him in the past tense.

Squad

Words at Birmingham training over how hard people work

Somebody said out loud what several people had been thinking. Sergio Montes is at the centre of it, and the squad will now find out whether the standard rises or the pair of them simply stop speaking.

Match

Manchester United take the points off Birmingham

Beaten 0‑2, and beaten fairly. The manager kept his words short afterwards, which was probably wise.

Squad

No hiding place for Daniel Isichei

“I pick players who do the work. All of it.” No name was spoken; every camera still turned to Daniel Isichei, and the manager let it.

In brief

948 Edition

The Birmingham Courier

26 Sep 2044
From our football correspondent Uneasy

Match

Cup progress for Birmingham

A 6‑2 win over Milton Keynes Dons, a place in the next round, and the quiet arithmetic every supporter does on the walk home: how many more until a final?

Player ratings

A debut Bruno Blanchard will not forget — 8.01

There is exactly one of these per career and it does not usually go like this. 1 on the scoresheet, 8.01 beside the name, and a crowd that had never seen him before chanting it by the end.

Player ratings

A brace, and Robert Howard takes the afternoon — 8.77

There is a particular kind of quiet from an away end watching one man score twice. Robert Howard provided it, and the 8.77 beside his name is if anything generous to everybody else.

Player ratings

Both of them George Young's — 8.11

2 goals, and the second was the one that settled it. Marked 8.11, and he could have had a third with better luck at the near post.

Squad

Liam Parker keeps the receipts

“I remember the meeting. I remember exactly what was promised in it.” Birmingham may remember it differently, which is precisely the problem.

Market

Only the photograph left for Liam Parker

Fee agreed, terms agreed, medical booked. Liam Parker will be somebody else’s player by the weekend, and around Birmingham the goodbyes have quietly begun.

Match

Robert Howard among the goals in a wild afternoon

8 goals in one match, Robert Howard on the scoresheet, and a scoreline that will look like a misprint. Neutrals could not have asked more of Birmingham and Milton Keynes Dons.

Player ratings

Nobody could get near Christopher Parker

Successful dribbles: 21. Every time he got the ball somebody had to make a decision, and every time the decision was wrong.

The terraces

Birmingham supporters have found a favourite in Harry Price

There is a particular warmth a ground reserves for a 17-year-old it feels ownership of. Harry Price has it now, and everything he does for the rest of his time here will be measured against the goodwill he was handed for free.

In brief